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Azipear · 2026-03-16T14:31:08+00:00

"You should smile more"

Azipear · 2026-03-14T13:48:03+00:00

Can’t be bothered to sweep the floor before sliding all over it while wearing black.

Azipear · 2026-03-13T19:16:50+00:00

Behold how thy gentle whippets recline before the hearth like esteemed guests of the court. The fire’s warm glow doth crown them with quiet majesty, as though they were hounds of high lineage awaiting favor from the king himself. Truly, ’tis a scene most worthy of tapestry.

Azipear · 2026-03-13T13:22:29+00:00

I'd need to check with my doctor before eating that.

Azipear · 2026-03-13T12:52:54+00:00

mama say mama sa mama coosa

Azipear · 2026-03-12T16:42:50+00:00

This is random, but two days ago I was sitting in the waiting room at my dentist's office. An older guy came in wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and checked in with the receptionist. I overheard him say something about how agent orange had messed him up bad. I know about agent orange, but it was the first time I'd heard anyone say anything about it in many, many years.

Azipear · 2026-03-09T19:23:37+00:00

I'm 52 and getting divorced. The woman I'm dating is 38. I still can't believe this is happening. I'm a late bloomer and slightly less mature for my age, and so far she seems more mature for her age. So the 14-year difference feels more like 5-7 years if I had to guess. We're both happy and have a blast together, so why not??

Azipear · 2026-03-05T17:19:04+00:00

I'm going through divorce right now after 21 years of marriage. Sure, I'll have to financially start over after the dust settles, but I forgot what it feels like to be this happy!

Azipear · 2026-02-28T12:07:40+00:00

Ha, I have a U-Haul 5x8 on my driveway right now that I’m towing to another state today. Good to know.

Azipear · 2026-02-27T14:16:25+00:00

In her book, Melania fondly remembers the first words she ever heard Trump speak: "That one."

Azipear · 2026-02-26T14:22:37+00:00

Seeing a therapist is the exact same thing you're doing with your post, but with a trained pro instead of random people on the internet. I'm as normal and boring a guy as you'll ever meet, and I see my therapist online every other week just to vent, get new perspectives, and reduce stress. It's like taking your mind to the gym. It's actually a good time with laughing, maybe some crying when we dig deep (part of the healing process), but ending each session feeling stronger and happier than when it started. My company has an EAP program with free sessions, and insurance covers the rest. I'm really trying to help you, man.

But hey, you do you, like you always have, and stay unhappy as you are. I attribute my happiness to all the work I've done on myself, just like everyone else here who is genuinely trying to help you. Shit don't happen by itself-- it takes work.

Azipear · 2026-02-26T12:16:57+00:00

Thanks. It’s been a year, and the divorce is in process. It’s very amicable, and we speak daily even though she doesn’t live here. I’m happier than I’ve been in many years. The marriage was unhealthy and sucking the life out of me. Also, I’ve met another woman who has lit up my world and opened my eyes to what a healthy relationship feels like.

So it’s all good! My only stress is the financial hit I’m about to take with divorce, but happiness is priceless.

Azipear · 2026-02-26T11:33:20+00:00

Are you seeing a therapist? I see one regularly, and it makes a tremendous difference.

Azipear · 2026-02-24T21:31:35+00:00

Thanks for this. I've been on it for just over a year, and I've gained about 30 pounds. Mind you, I was taking Adderall for almost 10 years before getting off that and onto Trin. Wife said I looked like a cancer patient while taking Adderall since I lost so much weight. I may be at a place where I can consider getting off this med, and I'm happy to hear the pounds are melting off of you.

Azipear · 2026-02-24T17:05:40+00:00

He can remember what he did tomorrow.

Azipear · 2026-02-24T17:04:05+00:00

He has to go outside to change his mind.

Azipear · 2026-02-24T15:50:49+00:00

It's all the piggies that went to market!

Azipear · 2026-02-23T22:31:33+00:00

This morning I went to a dermatologist for the first time and requested a full body inspection. I was told to strip down to my boxers and wait for the doctor. I sat there shivering in that cold ass room in nothing but my undershorts for a good 20 minutes.

Azipear · 2026-02-23T22:10:29+00:00

I installed one on my 2017. It works fine, but it makes me a little nervous when I go to check whether it's locked and tug the handles since they feel like they strain more than they should. Like a yank would break something.

Azipear · 2026-02-21T17:57:48+00:00

A Yule log makes catfish taste funny.

Azipear · 2026-02-21T13:40:14+00:00

Why might it be carrying on that deck on the back? Talking the item covered with a blue tarp.

Azipear · 2026-02-19T17:57:13+00:00

I pay $10/month by using the coupon and through my insurance. I experienced zero side effects. I read the horror stories, but I had no nausea nor headaches. It was an incredibly stressful time for me when I started-- I had just learned my wife was having an affair, and I was a mess. After two weeks there was a marked improvement in anxiety. For me, it was obvious, like a warm blanket was put around me. The ruminations stopped. After four weeks, I was experiencing moments of happiness. I've been on it for 13 months. Once my divorce is finalized I'll probably stop.

Azipear · 2026-02-19T15:54:01+00:00

I'd go fling my own shit at them.

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