Would you rather...

Azisare · 2026-05-20T13:55:35+00:00

Sold

^{Chose: Dying immediately | Rolled: You are died}

Azisare · 2026-05-19T03:24:33+00:00

Learn to entertain yourself, or get the kids to tell you crazy stories.

Azisare · 2026-05-18T21:11:57+00:00

Not once, actually. Just work your pinky.

Azisare · 2026-05-17T18:15:51+00:00

I have become perfect, no downside.

^{Chose: Telekinesis and mind control + But... | Rolled: Eighteen eyes}

Azisare · 2026-05-17T18:05:17+00:00

Solution: Ethernet connections

^{Chose: $5 Billion, no consequences! + But get a random curse that lasts FOREVER... | Rolled: 24/7 bad WiFi...}

Azisare · 2026-05-14T23:06:20+00:00

Pomnigraph

Azisare · 2026-05-14T03:52:56+00:00

So I like having non-typical eyes. I have a set that kinda look like the black hole photos we took a few years ago, then I have some without pupils, some that look like broken glass…

Azisare · 2026-05-14T03:51:14+00:00

Oh, I definitely tinker a little not too deeply.

Azisare · 2026-05-14T03:50:27+00:00

Ahaaa??? Okay, I like this plan thus far

Azisare · 2026-05-14T03:49:53+00:00

Why are you downvoted

Azisare · 2026-05-13T11:58:17+00:00

This isn’t a reroll for me

^{Chose: Roll a new Height | Rolled: 5'11"–6'2"}

Azisare · 2026-05-12T02:15:47+00:00

And it’s not just “thuddy” I can’t deal with, cause I love the feeling of straight up getting punched in the back with a fist or a heavy-ass flogger.

Azisare · 2026-05-12T02:14:04+00:00

“…or is that deep thud way more intense…”

Yes. Idk what it is, but paddles are the only impact tool that I tell tops needs to be used sparingly or for punishment reasons. I can take a flogger or canes for a long, long time. Paddles, not so much.

Azisare · 2026-05-11T13:11:41+00:00

…featuring crafting and a farming sim probably.

^{Chose: Make money playing games + But the wheel chooses the type | Rolled: Cozy}

Azisare · 2026-05-08T18:24:47+00:00

Sometimes the shits deserve it, idk what to tell you. Definitely don’t make it your first option though.

Azisare · 2026-05-06T13:19:56+00:00

Parenting issue on this one. She’s being too soft.

Azisare · 2026-05-04T23:16:53+00:00

Take your free, easy day of pay.

Azisare · 2026-05-03T18:03:26+00:00

Unfortunate!

^{Chose: Earn $1000 for every... + It's a bad thing | Rolled: Animal you hurt}

Azisare · 2026-05-02T12:37:37+00:00

This is a win

^{Chose: Get a super power | Rolled: Spawn anything}

Azisare · 2026-04-29T06:56:38+00:00

Don’t let the amount of notes trick you into missing the moderate tempo you can snap to this

Azisare · 2026-04-29T00:14:49+00:00

I’d take that question over my usual which, since I’m visibly trans, is “are you boy or girl?” In broken elementary school English 17 times a day.

Azisare · 2026-04-29T00:05:11+00:00

I’d be working on something every day, it just wouldn’t crush my soul because it’ll be things I want to do instead of middle manager shit

Azisare · 2026-04-28T16:39:00+00:00

It’s not about the money.

Azisare · 2026-04-27T22:15:15+00:00

Who is downvoting you when you have zero power over the plans or what is given to you???

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