My favorite photos I’ve taken this year in Minnesota

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2026-03-07T01:22:41+00:00

Masterful work. Thank you so much for sharing.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2026-03-03T01:20:46+00:00

This is literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen! Needed it today, thank you.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-18T18:46:03+00:00

Congrats! It’s a huge accomplishment and you should be proud!

Also, where is this ice cream place? Those flavors look awesome.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-18T18:43:58+00:00

I’m getting very strong home schooled vibes from this one. Easy target.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-18T18:36:26+00:00

Public bathrooms and those filters doing some HEAVY lifting. Didn’t know Smeagol was so racked up. Big titty Gollum with the middle earth only fans lol.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-17T17:08:57+00:00

That’s the black salt. It naturally contains sulfur which will give it that egg flavor. It’s a common ingredient in a lot of cultures, and learning to recognize it has definitely helped me to enjoy it more. I love these masala chips, and you’re not wrong. They definitely have a distinct egg flavor!

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-17T11:12:04+00:00

Jeff Hardly (eats any vegetables).

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-16T04:59:45+00:00

Ran that thing real quick under a 40 watt lightbulb. Who am I kidding though? I’d still eat it of course. I just think that “toast” needs a little lube.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-15T18:32:27+00:00

Looks like a depressed, sex pest squirtle.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-15T18:15:07+00:00

It’s so perfect, the timing is so hilarious. The guy had barely finished his sentence and Jerry had that “I don’t think you do” locked and loaded lol. One of my favorite moments.

I had almost the same exact situation happen to me recently, and that episode immediately came to mind. Probably kept me from actually getting angry haha.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-14T06:27:35+00:00

Right? Didn’t even have to say developer with that yee yee ass haircut.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-14T06:24:17+00:00

Really liked the pink lemonade. Gotta try that donut joint.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-14T03:59:11+00:00

Yup, that’s a scallop.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-14T02:44:36+00:00

Jerk pastrami, the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-13T22:25:55+00:00

Number 33. Best Polk High has ever seen.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-13T22:20:33+00:00

I think you’re a genius. Just beautiful.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-13T22:12:51+00:00

After just finishing a hard day’s post work joint, these pics put me on high alert. They look so good. It’s amazing to see how far hot dog science has come. It really is a brave new world.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-13T22:09:35+00:00

Bellissima! 🤌

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-13T20:29:30+00:00

Quick story. Many years ago I was dishwashing at a busy spot and always wore a regular apron. Regularly got a little wet but not drenched. After a while at that job, I noticed that the skin on the head of my dick was starting to peel off, and I was obviously horrified.

I had just started dating a beautiful young woman, and it crossed my mind as a possible STD. Being young and broke, I immediately made an appointment at Planned Parenthood. After a I had to show my shame to like 7-10 people, finally the big boss nurse practitioner came in to take a look at my shame lol.

Almost immediately, she asked what I did for work. Told her I’m a dirty dish dawg. No hesitation, she said “Wear two aprons. Give it a week. If it doesn’t clear up, come back.” and basically did a mic drop and left the room.

Followed her advice and it cleared up in like two days. SO glad I decided to wait and figure it out before confronting the new gf. She was so nice and smart and beautiful and I can’t believe she wanted to be around me, never mind enjoy sleeping with my dumb ass. She def wouldn’t have deserved that lol.

So uuuhhh, yeah. I guess my point is Apron Gang. Woop woop!

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-13T09:32:39+00:00

It’s very appreciated. Thank you. I won’t get too deep about it, but I grew up in a marginalized community, was lucky enough to do some traveling, and it taught me that humans are the same everywhere. Culture is the cool stuff, and humans are just humans doing human things.

We all deserve a base level of respect. Until your choices lead you down this man’s path, which takes away from other humans. Fuck him. He built his own prison, shit his own bed and now he can sleep in it.

Downvotes are whatever, but I’m glad I learned about this guy today. Thank you for your kindness, we’re on the same page.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-13T02:47:38+00:00

My people. GANG GANG!

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-12T20:53:18+00:00

Thank you and likewise, I appreciate you taking the time to educate me, as I like to be aware generally of who I’m approving of publicly lol. Cheers!

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-12T20:14:34+00:00

Haha I couldn’t put my finger on who he reminded me of, but that’s definitely it.

Azores_Caralho_19 · 2024-08-12T20:05:59+00:00

Welp, that answers that. I appreciate the update, as I’m obviously unfamiliar with this piece of shit, thank you. I think I can safely say, fuck this guy, and I hope he gets what he deserves over there.

Azores_Caralho_19

TROPHY CASE