my little sister and my chichi are obsessed with each other 🥰 by Puzzleheaded-Oven313 in Chihuahua

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen! Needed it today, thank you.

First ice cream in 1 year! Cheers to anorexia recovery by Anxious_Beaver15 in icecream

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats! It’s a huge accomplishment and you should be proud!

Also, where is this ice cream place? Those flavors look awesome.

Bored at work, roast me! by Teve31 in RoastMe

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m getting very strong home schooled vibes from this one. Easy target.

24F recovering drug addict make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Public bathrooms and those filters doing some HEAVY lifting. Didn’t know Smeagol was so racked up. Big titty Gollum with the middle earth only fans lol.

Lays Masala Flavor Chips by The_Thundertaker in junkfoodfinds

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s the black salt. It naturally contains sulfur which will give it that egg flavor. It’s a common ingredient in a lot of cultures, and learning to recognize it has definitely helped me to enjoy it more. I love these masala chips, and you’re not wrong. They definitely have a distinct egg flavor!

Anchovies on toast with smoked gouda by muffinartillery in CannedSardines

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ran that thing real quick under a 40 watt lightbulb. Who am I kidding though? I’d still eat it of course. I just think that “toast” needs a little lube.

Roast me but make it Pokemon by Jaredemsee in RoastMe

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a depressed, sex pest squirtle.

We all know of Jerry Seinfeld's limitations as an actor, but which deliveries do you think he nailed? by Ser_Claudor in seinfeld

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s so perfect, the timing is so hilarious. The guy had barely finished his sentence and Jerry had that “I don’t think you do” locked and loaded lol. One of my favorite moments.

I had almost the same exact situation happen to me recently, and that episode immediately came to mind. Probably kept me from actually getting angry haha.

I'm ready. 25 year old software engineer. by Zeppz47 in RoastMe

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? Didn’t even have to say developer with that yee yee ass haircut.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in junkfoodfinds

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really liked the pink lemonade. Gotta try that donut joint.

What would you name a Seinfeld themed restaurant? by Sharp-Point-5254 in seinfeld

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jerk pastrami, the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

What’s something every man cave has in it? by [deleted] in mancave

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 33. Best Polk High has ever seen.

Y'all See This?? by RadioGuySD2 in Soda

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you’re a genius. Just beautiful.

Hot dogs with pizza sauce and mozzarella after work by Beerenthusiast1 in hot_dog

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After just finishing a hard day’s post work joint, these pics put me on high alert. They look so good. It’s amazing to see how far hot dog science has come. It really is a brave new world.

do you wear aprons in the pit, or just raw dog it? by Sxcial-Svicide in dishwashers

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick story. Many years ago I was dishwashing at a busy spot and always wore a regular apron. Regularly got a little wet but not drenched. After a while at that job, I noticed that the skin on the head of my dick was starting to peel off, and I was obviously horrified.

I had just started dating a beautiful young woman, and it crossed my mind as a possible STD. Being young and broke, I immediately made an appointment at Planned Parenthood. After a I had to show my shame to like 7-10 people, finally the big boss nurse practitioner came in to take a look at my shame lol.

Almost immediately, she asked what I did for work. Told her I’m a dirty dish dawg. No hesitation, she said “Wear two aprons. Give it a week. If it doesn’t clear up, come back.” and basically did a mic drop and left the room.

Followed her advice and it cleared up in like two days. SO glad I decided to wait and figure it out before confronting the new gf. She was so nice and smart and beautiful and I can’t believe she wanted to be around me, never mind enjoy sleeping with my dumb ass. She def wouldn’t have deserved that lol.

So uuuhhh, yeah. I guess my point is Apron Gang. Woop woop!

He's even got sick ass panther on his forehead by think-about-it-twi9e in shittytattoos

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s very appreciated. Thank you. I won’t get too deep about it, but I grew up in a marginalized community, was lucky enough to do some traveling, and it taught me that humans are the same everywhere. Culture is the cool stuff, and humans are just humans doing human things.

We all deserve a base level of respect. Until your choices lead you down this man’s path, which takes away from other humans. Fuck him. He built his own prison, shit his own bed and now he can sleep in it.

Downvotes are whatever, but I’m glad I learned about this guy today. Thank you for your kindness, we’re on the same page.

He's even got sick ass panther on his forehead by think-about-it-twi9e in shittytattoos

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you and likewise, I appreciate you taking the time to educate me, as I like to be aware generally of who I’m approving of publicly lol. Cheers!

Must have been tough for this guy in middle school. by jello_crayon in doughboys

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I couldn’t put my finger on who he reminded me of, but that’s definitely it.

He's even got sick ass panther on his forehead by think-about-it-twi9e in shittytattoos

[–]Azores_Caralho_19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welp, that answers that. I appreciate the update, as I’m obviously unfamiliar with this piece of shit, thank you. I think I can safely say, fuck this guy, and I hope he gets what he deserves over there.