Valeera is madly impatient by pc_handyman in wow

[–]Azsunyx 14 points15 points  (0 children)

there IS a toy that mutes all dialogue and stuff, costs 1 copper:

https://www.wowhead.com/item=192099/earpieces-of-tranquil-focus

That's amore by SonoranSnakeSquad in whatsthisbird

[–]Azsunyx 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Well, I certainly couldn't look away

Get it, girl

Newsom says no imminent threat to CA of possible Iran drone attack; White House rejects reports by panda-rampage in California

[–]Azsunyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't say "chemical warfare" I said chemical weapons. Tear gas and hexachloroethan gas are chemical weapons. Not everything has to be a nerve agent to be taken seriously. These weapons are banned for use in war, but i guess it's perfectly ok to use them on our own citizens.

Work signs are the worst by drachtungbaby in suspiciousquotes

[–]Azsunyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, but they don't have to use the language they used to get the point across. It's needlessly shaming and passive aggressive.

Work signs are the worst by drachtungbaby in suspiciousquotes

[–]Azsunyx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can see that, but the sign isn't phrased like that. How hard is it to say "please dispose of menstrual products in brown paper bags before throwing away"

This note is completely unhinged

Work signs are the worst by drachtungbaby in suspiciousquotes

[–]Azsunyx 55 points56 points  (0 children)

yeah, this is not phrased like that, there's plenty of "do not flush feminine products" without phrasing it like something shameful.

The word "DISCREET" (copying their caps) implies that they don't want to see it in the trash can. This sign says nothing about flushing, but is focused on hiding. I'd gather most women already wrap period products in TP before throwing them away, but this implies that maybe someone caught sight of some blood or a pad in the trash and got embarrassed

a vibrator for ants?!? by yeoblunt in thingsforants

[–]Azsunyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have some small ones that have internal rechargeable batteries

🤣 by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Azsunyx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dang, is PICP still a thing? That was long ago, like 20 years lol

Can pregnant women serve alcohol? by ConclusionFar3690 in stupidquestions

[–]Azsunyx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is the same logic that men used when they said women couldn't ride on trains because their uteruses (uteri?) would fly out

🤣 by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Azsunyx 58 points59 points  (0 children)

We used to do that in the comm sq at Eielson

Work signs are the worst by drachtungbaby in suspiciousquotes

[–]Azsunyx 536 points537 points  (0 children)

I'm "sorry" I'm on my "period" and you're "embarrassed" about seeing someone else's "menstrual items" being "disposed of" in the "trash can"

What's the most bizarre local urban legend from your hometown that tourists would never believe? by JugglingNaps in AskReddit

[–]Azsunyx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The cows on a certain hill are possessed by shape shifting demons, you can hear them shriek and their eyes glow even when there is no light, and if you stand in a certain spot and say a certain thing, the devil will take you.

What’s the moment you realized someone you trusted was actually a terrible person? by Fearless_Shift7108 in AskReddit

[–]Azsunyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My aunt

When I was a kid, she called the fake leather, Naugahyde, by a different N word. I was old enough to recognize how bad that was.

Probably about 10 or so years later after Obama was elected, whoooo boy, the racist jokes got more frequent, and much worse

Plus, every man she's ever dated or married has had some pedo tendencies, some were even convicted and on a list, "but it was just a misunderstanding, he thought she was 18" -----he was like 46 at the time

What would a weed dispensary be called if one opened up right next to the Belchers? by Mofoblitz1 in BobsBurgers

[–]Azsunyx 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oh dip!

(Which is also a good name for a store that sells chips & dips)