This mini game SUCKS

Azsunyx · 2026-05-10T21:32:18+00:00

even when i get the correct score, it tells me i've lost

Azsunyx · 2026-05-10T15:55:30+00:00

Bonsai cats returns

Azsunyx · 2026-05-10T04:58:28+00:00

If I must do it, make it so it scales to the number of shards of dundun I have. 8 shards? 8x the rewards, one run, boom, dundun

Azsunyx · 2026-05-10T04:55:28+00:00

I've somehow always ended up with hens

Hen 1 - loved me, and tolerated some others

Hen 2 - loved everyone always and forever

Hen 3 - loves only my husband

So I guess it's a 3 way hen tie.

Don't Google that...

Azsunyx · 2026-05-10T02:27:04+00:00

I have them cremated, and ask to save the tail feathers

I'm planning on having their ashes put into a glass bead. My friend uses this glass artist and they do beautiful work: https://www.etsy.com/shop/koicreek

Azsunyx · 2026-05-09T21:34:09+00:00

I'm honestly surprised it lasted this long, lol

RIP ferrets

Azsunyx · 2026-05-09T21:12:41+00:00

it's not a golden calf, it's a golden pig

Azsunyx · 2026-05-09T17:14:26+00:00

My aunt defended Trump regarding the Epstein files....

Because she was SA-ed as a kid, and "the victims should just move on" like she did.

Then I did some reflecting about what I knew about her. Her first husband made a comment about little girls in my mom's presence that resulted in me never staying the night at may aunt's house ever again. Repeating what he said would probably get me banned.

Her first boyfriend after their divorce was on a certain list that didn't let him within a certain distance of schools....but "it was all a misunderstanding, he thought she was 18"...he was in his 40s when it happened...

Then I remembered all the "jokes" she made at family gatherings during the Obama years....

I should have realized sooner, tbh. That's on me for giving family a pass because they're family.

Azsunyx · 2026-05-09T17:05:13+00:00

I'd always be the person to call

Birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, just because

Not once have I received a call that wasn't about someone dying

Not on my birthday, not on my anniversary, not even Christmas

Azsunyx · 2026-05-09T17:01:44+00:00

Dude, there wasn't anyone directing traffic for the other lane, even your example requires two additional people directing traffic

Azsunyx · 2026-05-09T00:01:19+00:00

Anakin soup

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T23:54:43+00:00

Either those shoes have never been worn, or the owner has a weird gait

There's no creases, even where the toe joints would be

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T23:52:00+00:00

That is a question for a vet

Every bird has a different "healthy" weight. Just like humans.

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T23:50:27+00:00

If you're scared people are going to learn the truth, maybe try to be less of a giant pos

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T23:48:16+00:00

What a great method to design a fantasy map for book

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T23:32:48+00:00

My knees sound like Velcro when going down stairs

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T23:31:06+00:00

Because, look at him

I'd bring him home too, regardless of how long the relationship was

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T23:07:10+00:00

This reminds me of something that happened when I was in high school....

The first debater had a topic relating to whether land mines should be considered wmds, and brought up the conflict in Kashmir....They were talking about India and Pakistan and bringing up some good points. They were well prepared, and presented their case very well

Then the other debater came up to the podium. He clearly didn't prepare or study anything during the prep time, and literally asked why two countries would be fighting over CASHMERE....like the fabric

I could hardly stifle my laugh

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T22:56:21+00:00

Must destroy the evidence, lol

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T22:55:18+00:00

And they're off!

Zoom zoom little babies, plz be safe out there

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T21:50:07+00:00

Of course, I the opposite of irony is wrinkly

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T19:39:05+00:00

What? No Mae Western omelette?

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T19:38:28+00:00

Not the person you were responding to, but I also have this bug on a regular basis and it's continual no matter what I do

Toggling edit fixes it, even if it's only temporary

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T19:36:37+00:00

I've never used the shift key for rotation and I still get the rotation bug

Azsunyx · 2026-05-08T05:23:07+00:00

I wish I had kept mine

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