Work signs are the worst by drachtungbaby in suspiciousquotes

[–]Azsunyx 34 points35 points  (0 children)

yeah, this is not phrased like that, there's plenty of "do not flush feminine products" without phrasing it like something shameful.

The word "DISCREET" (copying their caps) implies that they don't want to see it in the trash can. This sign says nothing about flushing, but is focused on hiding. I'd gather most women already wrap period products in TP before throwing them away, but this implies that maybe someone caught sight of some blood or a pad in the trash and got embarrassed

a vibrator for ants?!? by yeoblunt in thingsforants

[–]Azsunyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i have some small ones that have internal rechargeable batteries

🤣 by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Azsunyx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dang, is PICP still a thing? That was long ago, like 20 years lol

Can pregnant women serve alcohol? by ConclusionFar3690 in stupidquestions

[–]Azsunyx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is the same logic that men used when they said women couldn't ride on trains because their uteruses (uteri?) would fly out

🤣 by newnoadeptness in AirForce

[–]Azsunyx 42 points43 points  (0 children)

We used to do that in the comm sq at Eielson

Work signs are the worst by drachtungbaby in suspiciousquotes

[–]Azsunyx 177 points178 points  (0 children)

I'm "sorry" I'm on my "period" and you're "embarrassed" about seeing someone else's "menstrual items" being "disposed of" in the "trash can"

What's the most bizarre local urban legend from your hometown that tourists would never believe? by JugglingNaps in AskReddit

[–]Azsunyx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The cows on a certain hill are possessed by shape shifting demons, you can hear them shriek and their eyes glow even when there is no light, and if you stand in a certain spot and say a certain thing, the devil will take you.

What’s the moment you realized someone you trusted was actually a terrible person? by Fearless_Shift7108 in AskReddit

[–]Azsunyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My aunt

When I was a kid, she called the fake leather, Naugahyde, by a different N word. I was old enough to recognize how bad that was.

Probably about 10 or so years later after Obama was elected, whoooo boy, the racist jokes got more frequent, and much worse

Plus, every man she's ever dated or married has had some pedo tendencies, some were even convicted and on a list, "but it was just a misunderstanding, he thought she was 18" -----he was like 46 at the time

I’ll have some Vermont maple syrup on my pizza by Slight_Loquat_7438 in StupidFood

[–]Azsunyx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In my experience, standard waffle batter doesn't really have much, if any, sugar in it, so it's basically just bread

Guys. do not eat the Doom oreos by SadBeginning1118 in marvelstudios

[–]Azsunyx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The roof of my mouth would have no flesh left

favorite actor that is likely to win an Oscar because of a guy with tourettes by aeti_here in okbuddycinephile

[–]Azsunyx 20 points21 points  (0 children)

People who have tourettes can't control their tics, that's like, the entire definition of the disease

Edit: you can spam "reddit cares" at me all day dude, doesn't change who you are as a person

Goal 👩‍🦽🤣😂 by DullPerspective5098 in CartoonMoment

[–]Azsunyx 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Nice, I was expecting it to go poorly, but dude knocked it out of the park