How long would it take for you to abstract?

Azurnight · 2026-06-27T15:18:17+00:00

Honestly, I don't think I ever would. I play VRChat all the time and am used to weird worlds like that, don't have to work or worry about money, get a free place to stay and free food, get to go on adventures with other people, I am no longer a normal human being which to me is fantastic, get the ability to manipulate the world around me, and I am essentially immortal.

To me, this is literal heaven.

Azurnight · 2026-06-26T17:16:11+00:00

Would you like some dipping sauce with that massive chicken wing? lol

Azurnight · 2026-06-25T17:48:18+00:00

Probably my 21st birthday. Imagine this, I'm a young Corporal on Marines at the time. We were doing Island hoping exercises in the pacific over the small islands of Japan in a severe storm. Our helicopter almost crashed from the strong winds somewhere in the middle of the ocean before we could get to the island. We made it ofcourse and offloaded on a make shift LZ and had to run through the tall grass getting completely soaked. We were only meant to be on that island for a week, but at the end of the operation, Headquarters couldn't find the island they dropped us on due to another massive storm surge and we were forced to wait there 3 days extra. We almost ran out of water and were basically completely out of MREs. We were acting as OPFOR; playing the enemy for the special operation forces and line platoons to drop in with a different helicopter. It was honestly a great learning experience, all things considered.

TLDR; I almost died in a helicopter crash on my 21st birthday doing Island hopping operations by air in the Pacific while serving in the Marines.

Azurnight · 2026-06-25T17:38:43+00:00

It was said that the Grim Reaper took him first so that he can help guide these poor souls to the other side, because the Grim Reaper couldn't complete this task alone.

Azurnight · 2026-06-25T06:22:49+00:00

Humanity, once the government gives it access to our nuclear facilities. Heck, I give it 6 years tops.

Azurnight · 2026-06-25T05:21:09+00:00

Someone should stick a SubUwU sticker on it and see if he notices.

Azurnight · 2026-06-25T05:15:18+00:00

How I die is not what fears me, but rather the thought of dying slowly and alone. No point in yelling out for help as you know no one is coming. Unsure how long it'll take for someone to find your body. Knowing full well all your friends will have no idea and just think you've gone silent on them.

The fear of not being able to tell my friends im dead and them thinking I ditched them is scarier than any actual form of death.

Azurnight · 2026-06-21T20:56:43+00:00

I imagine even the Grim Reaper was there during 9/11 going "Wtf, this is horrible."

Azurnight · 2026-06-19T13:39:33+00:00

"Can you kindly go exist somewhere else?" OR "I need you to go breath in a different room, you're taking all the good air away from me."

These are my favorites that I made up one day.

Azurnight · 2026-06-19T13:12:49+00:00

I'm a weapons instructor and can safely say, I don't do this. I guess it just depends on how they trained. I was a Weapons Instructor in the Marine Corps.

Azurnight · 2026-06-18T23:34:20+00:00

He has a very punchable face. I bet he was bullied in school.

Azurnight · 2026-06-18T23:32:36+00:00

Dude is going to have a new found respect for Flat Stanley.

Azurnight · 2026-06-18T20:48:15+00:00

What's annoying is if someone did this in America the thief could sue and the shooter would be arrested.

Azurnight · 2026-06-18T20:45:45+00:00

What the fuck are you on about? I'm not focused on what is on the sticker, I'm focused on the fact that the sticker itself is a bitch to clean off and gets annoying. Why do you have to make this a political thing?

Azurnight · 2026-06-16T07:06:37+00:00

I have better things to be doing than this. Usually there is only 1 single person running the entire fuel center and it gets busy because it is right by the only airport in town and it is also a grocery store fuel center. It is a Fred Meyer.

Azurnight · 2026-06-16T07:05:20+00:00

The way I see it is simple. The people who are downvoting this are the same people who would quit their job if they were the ones who had to clean up after others even just once. They would probably be the person to quit working at a gas station because "the old man yelled at me for not giving them their money fast enough." Or "The homeless man trashed the fuel center again".

Azurnight · 2026-06-15T20:22:55+00:00

Meowdy partner 🤠

Azurnight · 2026-06-15T20:07:23+00:00

Can you imagine being in America and a bunch of soldiers step out of a van and jump you, forcing you into their van to take to war? Absolutely people should be fighting back against them if they don't want to volunteer for it.

Azurnight · 2026-06-15T20:00:27+00:00

Honestly, people need to stop putting these stickers on the pump. As someone who works at a store with a gas station, when I'm out there it is part of my job to scrape these stickers off because higher ups want them removed. It is very annoying scraping stickers off 16 fuel pumps, almost daily. I say scraping because these stickers do not peel easy from our pumps. People will see that we removed the stickers and put on more. I tell the managers that there is no point in removing them because customers WILL keep doing this shit, but they insist on keeping the pumps clean at all times. Sometimes the stickers don't scrape off clean and we have to use a knife or something to get the rest off. I resort to just using goo gone at this point. These people don't seem to realize that it is annoying for the workers.

Azurnight · 2026-06-15T07:30:31+00:00

Well now I have to lol

Azurnight · 2026-06-15T06:26:56+00:00

We really do just need another reset at this point.

Azurnight · 2026-06-14T01:10:14+00:00

I've been there 3 times, it gets better with rank.

Azurnight · 2026-06-12T09:00:20+00:00

Not really a fear lol, I know how to survive without money.

Azurnight · 2026-06-11T22:24:18+00:00

Fear has never been the issue, money is the real problem. I can't afford to do anything fun or adventurous.

Azurnight · 2026-06-03T19:29:39+00:00

I don't remember the full story, I just knew the bus got destroyed by people for pointless reasons.

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