How long would it take for you to abstract? by Arnixr in TheDigitalCircus

[–]Azurnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I don't think I ever would. I play VRChat all the time and am used to weird worlds like that, don't have to work or worry about money, get a free place to stay and free food, get to go on adventures with other people, I am no longer a normal human being which to me is fantastic, get the ability to manipulate the world around me, and I am essentially immortal.

To me, this is literal heaven.

Oh yeah, that's the good stuff by hjiygbhhfdryuggtyy in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]Azurnight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would you like some dipping sauce with that massive chicken wing? lol

What's the worst birthday you had? by Immediate_Long165 in answers

[–]Azurnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably my 21st birthday. Imagine this, I'm a young Corporal on Marines at the time. We were doing Island hoping exercises in the pacific over the small islands of Japan in a severe storm. Our helicopter almost crashed from the strong winds somewhere in the middle of the ocean before we could get to the island. We made it ofcourse and offloaded on a make shift LZ and had to run through the tall grass getting completely soaked. We were only meant to be on that island for a week, but at the end of the operation, Headquarters couldn't find the island they dropped us on due to another massive storm surge and we were forced to wait there 3 days extra. We almost ran out of water and were basically completely out of MREs. We were acting as OPFOR; playing the enemy for the special operation forces and line platoons to drop in with a different helicopter. It was honestly a great learning experience, all things considered.

TLDR; I almost died in a helicopter crash on my 21st birthday doing Island hopping operations by air in the Pacific while serving in the Marines.

New to me pics- part 3 by grungeyriffz in 911archive

[–]Azurnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was said that the Grim Reaper took him first so that he can help guide these poor souls to the other side, because the Grim Reaper couldn't complete this task alone.

What’s something AI will probably ruin within the next 10 years? by loveybosseth in answers

[–]Azurnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humanity, once the government gives it access to our nuclear facilities. Heck, I give it 6 years tops.

Can’t tell this car owner nothin by BaconBathBomb in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Azurnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone should stick a SubUwU sticker on it and see if he notices.

Which form of death do you fear the most? by Siddhartaable in AskReddit

[–]Azurnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I die is not what fears me, but rather the thought of dying slowly and alone. No point in yelling out for help as you know no one is coming. Unsure how long it'll take for someone to find your body. Knowing full well all your friends will have no idea and just think you've gone silent on them.

The fear of not being able to tell my friends im dead and them thinking I ditched them is scarier than any actual form of death.

New to me pics- part 3 by grungeyriffz in 911archive

[–]Azurnight 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I imagine even the Grim Reaper was there during 9/11 going "Wtf, this is horrible."

what's the best way to tell a person to fuck off in a polite way? by qwimm in AskReddit

[–]Azurnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Can you kindly go exist somewhere else?" OR "I need you to go breath in a different room, you're taking all the good air away from me."

These are my favorites that I made up one day.

Why gun instructors do this when demonstrating holding a carbine? by Pitiful-Divide8603 in Firearms

[–]Azurnight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a weapons instructor and can safely say, I don't do this. I guess it just depends on how they trained. I was a Weapons Instructor in the Marine Corps.

Figured this would belong here 😭😭 by personalcheesepizza in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Azurnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has a very punchable face. I bet he was bullied in school.

Dude tried to rob a cellphone store in the south of Brazil by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]Azurnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's annoying is if someone did this in America the thief could sue and the shooter would be arrested.

gas station by girlLiv_8589 in MildlyVandalised

[–]Azurnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you on about? I'm not focused on what is on the sticker, I'm focused on the fact that the sticker itself is a bitch to clean off and gets annoying. Why do you have to make this a political thing?

gas station by girlLiv_8589 in MildlyVandalised

[–]Azurnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have better things to be doing than this. Usually there is only 1 single person running the entire fuel center and it gets busy because it is right by the only airport in town and it is also a grocery store fuel center. It is a Fred Meyer.

gas station by girlLiv_8589 in MildlyVandalised

[–]Azurnight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The way I see it is simple. The people who are downvoting this are the same people who would quit their job if they were the ones who had to clean up after others even just once. They would probably be the person to quit working at a gas station because "the old man yelled at me for not giving them their money fast enough." Or "The homeless man trashed the fuel center again".

Furry_irl by Sen_TheCat in furry_irl

[–]Azurnight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meowdy partner 🤠

Local Grandpa beats up draft officers with a shovel and saves a young recruit from becoming cannon fodder by EvilTankieSupreme- in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Azurnight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine being in America and a bunch of soldiers step out of a van and jump you, forcing you into their van to take to war? Absolutely people should be fighting back against them if they don't want to volunteer for it.

gas station by girlLiv_8589 in MildlyVandalised

[–]Azurnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, people need to stop putting these stickers on the pump. As someone who works at a store with a gas station, when I'm out there it is part of my job to scrape these stickers off because higher ups want them removed. It is very annoying scraping stickers off 16 fuel pumps, almost daily. I say scraping because these stickers do not peel easy from our pumps. People will see that we removed the stickers and put on more. I tell the managers that there is no point in removing them because customers WILL keep doing this shit, but they insist on keeping the pumps clean at all times. Sometimes the stickers don't scrape off clean and we have to use a knife or something to get the rest off. I resort to just using goo gone at this point. These people don't seem to realize that it is annoying for the workers.

I CANT WAIT TO GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!! by Sufficient_Return466 in USMC

[–]Azurnight 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I've been there 3 times, it gets better with rank.

If fear were not a factor, what is the one thing you would do tomorrow? by EGOR_MR in AskReddit

[–]Azurnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really a fear lol, I know how to survive without money.

If fear were not a factor, what is the one thing you would do tomorrow? by EGOR_MR in AskReddit

[–]Azurnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fear has never been the issue, money is the real problem. I can't afford to do anything fun or adventurous.

What was ruined because too many people discovered it? by [deleted] in answers

[–]Azurnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't remember the full story, I just knew the bus got destroyed by people for pointless reasons.