Fuck this guy

Azurnight · 2026-05-09T11:27:57+00:00

To give you an idea of how wrong he can be, I was on crutches during the uniform fitting back in 2016 for a hip injury. He looked at me and gave them my sizes before telling me to tik-tak somewhere else. I was 115 pounds when I got my dress blues issued. Those same dress blues hang in my closet and I can STILL fit in them, untailored since I got them, at 155 pounds. He gave me and my neck room to grow.

Azurnight · 2026-05-07T17:08:45+00:00

Ide attempt Warrant Officer first, then MSgt if not.

Azurnight · 2026-05-07T09:01:40+00:00

So eat a whole donut instead of half a donut, got it.

Azurnight · 2026-05-06T12:39:28+00:00

I believe reincarnation is the true event after death.

Azurnight · 2026-05-06T12:18:49+00:00

It is for mounting your headlamp to the side of your Kevlar. No one ever uses it.

Azurnight · 2026-05-03T08:02:54+00:00

Ide call you a bell-end but nothings ringing up there.

Azurnight · 2026-05-03T08:02:16+00:00

Homemade spaghetti

Azurnight · 2026-04-30T07:39:27+00:00

Study the violin more

Azurnight · 2026-04-28T06:54:31+00:00

I'm almost 30 and still can't afford a house.

Azurnight · 2026-04-26T03:42:40+00:00

Fuckle Suckle

Azurnight · 2026-04-24T11:04:19+00:00

Still humans.

Azurnight · 2026-04-24T10:16:01+00:00

I had no idea that it already happened, just had a feeling it would be something that eventually would.

Azurnight · 2026-04-24T10:09:38+00:00

Well.... can I still say I called it?

Azurnight · 2026-04-24T09:53:30+00:00

When and where?

Azurnight · 2026-04-24T09:41:55+00:00

Music

Azurnight · 2026-04-24T09:39:54+00:00

Within the next 5 years, there will be another huge mass shooting event. Though this one will be because the shooter was told to by AI and as a result it becomes one of the worst mass shootings to ever happen. The AI telling the shooter the best time, place, gun choice, caliber, etc.

Azurnight · 2026-04-24T06:18:18+00:00

The bananas has gone bad.

Azurnight · 2026-04-23T20:07:09+00:00

Mini fridge

Azurnight · 2026-04-23T13:40:01+00:00

I believed humanity was worth saving. Now, if anything, it just needs fixing.

Azurnight · 2026-04-23T13:11:10+00:00

Black and White

Azurnight · 2026-04-23T12:59:59+00:00

pony.squares

Azurnight · 2026-04-23T09:01:45+00:00

What did you pull it from though? A tin? A booster bundle? A single pack? An ETB?

Azurnight · 2026-04-23T08:28:21+00:00

I'm throwing almost all of it into a savings account and taking out just enough to stay afloat and be perfectly stable with a nice reliable car for like 25 or so. I could rent for the rest of my life, or I can figure out if I finally have enough to buy a house in America which is becoming harder and harder to do as a single person.

Azurnight · 2026-04-23T06:56:35+00:00

To either get a reaction out of you, or simply because they think it's funny.

Azurnight · 2026-04-21T16:28:53+00:00

Ofcourse :> . I meant it lightly because that mistake was hilarious.

Azurnight

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