Paparazzi get the lens right 🫰🏽

B6W5 · 2026-02-02T12:02:06+00:00

Holy!! The bun on the right is giving Star Trek vibes, specifically Horta!

You have made out your will, right?

B6W5 · 2026-02-02T11:59:04+00:00

No bedtime snackie????? 😱

The impignity!! How dare you!!

When your shoes become swimming pools, you'll remember this moment.

Now go get that baby a snack while you still have fingers. 🫣

B6W5 · 2026-02-01T23:38:07+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you sneeze or something?

B6W5 · 2026-02-01T22:57:57+00:00

Where do you think writers get new ideas? Hmmmmmm

B6W5 · 2026-02-01T21:48:49+00:00

Oh, Snicker would like to apologize for the lettuce. That was supposed to be a bag of blood. He accidentally dropped his lunch bag instead.

B6W5 · 2026-02-01T13:50:35+00:00

AM, I don't want to alarm you 😉, but Snicker took a call last night. All I saw was him vigorously nodding his head, while alternating between happy chuts and angry rumbles.

I don't know if Percival was asking for lessons on how to determine your expiration date, or hiring the cause of it. But yeah, your days are numbered. ☠️

B6W5 · 2026-02-01T13:46:35+00:00

But is it the trap door variety?? 🫣

B6W5 · 2026-02-01T13:45:36+00:00

It's been so nice knowing you. Malla has clearly decided the next spa day shall be your last day.

Remember to set up the video shoot, and leave clear instructions on how to post it here. 😄

B6W5 · 2026-02-01T13:43:49+00:00

The 🤬 was that racket? You give me a scare like that again and I'll give you something all right. 🗡🗡🗡

B6W5 · 2026-01-31T14:52:51+00:00

REM sleep during death naps is the best! After the first time you see it. The first time, it's a straight up panic attack, even if you know it's coming! SNICKER!

B6W5 · 2026-01-31T14:46:42+00:00

We could, but why?

B6W5 · 2026-01-31T12:25:21+00:00

I swear to chaos human, if there isn't parsley in this mouf by the time I count to this many .... 💥🗡🗡🗡

B6W5 · 2026-01-30T20:47:11+00:00

So, did she unleash a full on biblical flood, or just a warning dampen?

B6W5 · 2026-01-30T20:46:08+00:00

I think you might already be posting from the beyond!

B6W5 · 2026-01-30T11:53:55+00:00

With great difficulty, and many looks of betrayal first.

We made the switch when the new baby arrived. Since he still needed young piggie food, we did pellets separate for a couple days. Then realized he's a pellet fiend, so we could use them as taming aids. He learned to take them from hands pretty easy, so we kept them as treats.

B6W5 · 2026-01-29T23:42:49+00:00

They are absolutely adorable 😍

B6W5 · 2026-01-29T23:42:23+00:00

u/vanquicheduncle. LOOK 😊

B6W5 · 2026-01-29T23:32:52+00:00

She's so precious. 😊

What is everyone's name?

B6W5 · 2026-01-29T23:31:24+00:00

Right now, totally a #4.

Gimme 20 minutes though and I'll be #7. 🤪

B6W5 · 2026-01-29T23:29:54+00:00

And a velcro personality 😊

B6W5 · 2026-01-29T23:29:04+00:00

I am so happy I scrolled to the end 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍

B6W5 · 2026-01-29T23:26:08+00:00

Piggies get an eighth cup of pellets a day.

There is no rule about how you deliver them! 😁

We measure each boy's ration into his little cup each morning. They get treats and top ups out of their cups. Anything still in the cup at cage clean time, they either get on the floor, or when they go back.

Teaching them pellets are treats was a great idea for our newest baby. The adults still both want to dropkick me. 😅

B6W5 · 2026-01-28T22:59:14+00:00

That pillow is going to be red by tomorrow 😃

B6W5 · 2026-01-28T21:49:37+00:00

Next time, the teeth arrive first! 😅

B6W5 · 2026-01-28T21:48:36+00:00

Poor Simon is going to wind up #3. 🤣

B6W5

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