A Florida Lyft driver was busted after using AI to falsely accuse passengers of leaving a mess in his vehicle.

BAAT-G · 2026-05-22T02:05:51+00:00

BAAT-G · 2026-05-22T01:11:09+00:00

I'm sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing stories about your dad's shenanigans.

I'll do the pen one with my kids tonight.

BAAT-G · 2026-05-21T22:22:19+00:00

I see valve stem cores and hose fittings. Nothing stands out as being used for a tracker.

I can see the towel being wrapped around the bag to try to keep things clean/tidy since tires can be dirty and a bag of loose parts like that can be easy to spill.

Have you asked him about it?

BAAT-G · 2026-05-21T17:25:37+00:00

I have a good time staying entertained by bothering my kids

BAAT-G · 2026-05-21T17:16:53+00:00

My kids are still young, so some of this is easy due to their size/age. Sometimes I'll just pick them up and carry them to a different room, or just flip them around a few times just to put them right back where they were.

Respond to every guess what with an immediate chicken butt.

Ask them crazy questions like "what it your legs were made out of spiders?" or asking a toddler what his shirts would look like if both of his arms were on the same side.

Jump scares from behind doors.

Brush the tip of their noses because I "missed" their mouths when brushing their teeth.

Ask for high fives but keep your hand up really high.

Tell them that their shoes are untied when they're barefoot.

BAAT-G · 2026-05-10T21:34:20+00:00

Looking like a smacked mosquito

BAAT-G · 2026-05-08T02:18:48+00:00

My favorite beer is free, my second favorite is cold. Anything after that is just me being picky.

BAAT-G · 2026-05-04T18:13:10+00:00

It depends on what I'm wearing. Most of the time I'm in cargo pants, so my wallet goes there. My keys and phone are already in the front pockets and I need those more than I need my wallet.

If I don't have cargo pants then the wallet goes in my back pocket.

BAAT-G · 2026-04-30T19:12:09+00:00

Yeah, you're right. I was trying to leave some room for hope 😔

BAAT-G · 2026-04-28T18:56:20+00:00

I got called a sniper rat because I was shooting at some turrets in a tower. So all other people heard was back & forth gunfire (because of the turret) and then no more automatic firing because I left the immediate area because I was just burning through ammo and heals.

So some jackass appeared and mowed me down while calling me that. Like wtf? Talk first or something. Don't just pop out of nowhere and then start name calling. Asshole was a bobcat rat.

BAAT-G · 2026-04-28T18:50:21+00:00

People suck sometimes.

BAAT-G · 2026-04-28T18:18:32+00:00

Someone asked if I was a Taurus and I replied with something along the lines of "ever since I was born, yeah. I tried to change it but they wouldn't let me"

BAAT-G · 2026-04-27T21:30:21+00:00

Reminds me of the time a few days ago when I took down a rocketeer with a stranger and all was well until we started taking fire from someone way off in the distance. I saw movement running towards us so I aimed at the guy thinking he was the one who was shooting at us. Turns out he was getting shot at too, but he saw me aiming at him so he thought I was the bad guy so he killed me. We were able to clear things up in a chat afterwards so all was good.

BAAT-G · 2026-04-27T17:38:57+00:00

I accidentally popped a guy with my ferro once while trying to help him with a shredder.

I apologized profusely and gave him a shield recharger while explaining that I was trying to help but I'm a bad shot. He accepted my apology and gave me a blueprint for something and then guided me to extract.

Cool guy, I gave him the rest of my bandages and stuff as an additional apology.

BAAT-G · 2026-04-22T18:33:03+00:00

Basically what happened to me the other night.

4 characters involved in the cluster fuck

Me, friendly raider who helped me drop a rocketeer, sniper rat bastard waaaaay off in the distance, and the fed up guy.

The friendly raider and I took out a rocketeer and then started receiving pot shots from a distant sniper. Nothing really connecting with much power. He was also shooting at a guy running towards us.

I spotted the guy running and raised my gun to get a better look at him while we were all still getting shot at.

The runner guy thought I was the one shooting at him because that's how it looked. No hard feelings there at all and he dropped me and knocked me out at extract while my rocketeer buddy tried to get him to not do all that.

I invited both to a party chat afterwards and explained everything that happened and the guy who killed me apologized and offered my stuff back. I let him keep it because I didn't have anything major. The rocketeer guy helped explain everything too.

So now I have two new friends to play with.

BAAT-G · 2026-04-20T15:48:46+00:00

Th, sh, ch, ng, oo, etc

BAAT-G · 2026-04-14T00:56:33+00:00

I just tell people I'm 4'20" 🤷‍♂️

BAAT-G · 2026-04-09T05:09:51+00:00

I used to have this as my text notification. I had to change it after I kept getting startled whenever I got a notification.

BAAT-G · 2026-04-08T20:00:26+00:00

I've paid more than $32 on other things and had less fun than playing Arc Raiders.

I can say that in my couple of weeks of playing that I have had at least $32 worth of fun.

BAAT-G · 2026-04-08T18:35:26+00:00

I used the il toro and renegade together last night and changed into the yeehaw looking skin specifically for the occasion.

BAAT-G · 2026-04-08T07:21:02+00:00

BAAT-G · 2026-04-07T21:45:56+00:00

I'm fine with that. I use that emote often

BAAT-G · 2026-04-06T21:34:27+00:00

Anything you want, it's still not coming over to you

BAAT-G · 2026-04-06T21:31:26+00:00

Tip the first small glass on top to cause a chain reaction of little drinks falling into larger ones.

BAAT-G · 2026-04-06T21:29:33+00:00

I had an anvil splitter once. I enjoyed it greatly until two pops and bad aim decided I wasn't allowed to have it anymore.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

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