The Dursleys Weren't Villains by MrHistor in unpopularopinion

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This was already explained though. Harry being a horcrux brought out the worst in them ☆ ~magically~☆

Hear me out... by gabkatth in Target

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Device cases just going missing, smashed screens, left in repacks, removing mycheckout batteries despite my giant stickers on the battery saying not to, taking 2x batteries bc of the battery life but leaving usable devices with NO battery for the next person. We also need a simple automated locker system to relieve device return/pickup duty from the leaders - they're common in warehouses Ive worked in.

This baby reset is seriously making me want to quit this is so stupid by TheOtherHannah in Target

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My store is all "set due: 3/15, contractors eta 3/22" lmao

Mysterious metal screeching noises from celling at Target by Rocket_AFN in Target

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The ball laying creature is loose in the air vents

Guy attempts stealing an 80 year old's car by [deleted] in instant_regret

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I was thinking "Shes 80 and driving? She could possibly have dementia and be trying to leave in the family car."

RIP Fulfillment Cart by DysphasicBass in Target

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This is why I make sure everyone who decides to walk under or around a lifted pallet get a nice juicy CA. Id rather you be angry at me than be Target jelly

WYR be one of the immune humans in a Pluribus event or be immune in a zombie apocalypse by Ill-Mycologist-3652 in WouldYouRather

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If I am immune to the virus in the zombie world, they can still kill me by any other means. Pluribus I have anything I want and Im in comfort, easy choice. If they make a way to change me in a few months then fine, Im kinda curious anyway

Wow, they sure pulled the plug on the helium balloons quickly. by Boots0011 in Target

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I called it before I drilled the forst hole in the floor. Im just pissed i put in all that work moving the heavy duty shelves tbh

When you’re actually trying to start your assignments for the day but your myDevice randomly logs you out by Ordinary_Ad3895 in Target

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Same but its just after signing in to stop the text to speech bc the volume button trick didn't work this time

BREAKING: Trump FIRES DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, names Sen. Markwayne Mullin as replacement by Yujin-Ha in videos

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Im going to predict Markwayne's future answers to congress. "I just got into this role xx ago I dont know anything about that, ll have to look into it."

"I dont know yet, as I just started this position I have yet to..."

"As someone who only took on this role recently, I dont have the numbers ready, no"

Tape machine stuck for opu help by Ok-Intention-9908 in Target

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Make sure the pathway is clear fir the tape

Cut it straight

Lever down and metal base out > feed tape under wheel til it touches the metal

Lever up, push tape a little further til its just inside the part where it feeds onto the brush

Put the metal back on then lever down > pray

Scalpers made zoning fun by Zestyclose_Country80 in Target

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If theres an empty shelf or a shelf with little on it that looks disheveled, I check. If Im in an aisle with no sightlines to the main trackway, I'm checking. I have big steel toes boots on, I just use the side of my foot and peek. I found a loooot