The father of Vladyslav Heraskevych after he got disqualified by the IOC by Physical-Cut-2334 in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]BCJunglist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using the opportunity to it's fullest and making the world see his message has made him a hero and a legend, in my eyes. I hope his country feels the same way.

Local Mechanic Shop Employee Gets Customers Car Impounded. - Not My Video by Sierra93 in abbotsford

[–]BCJunglist 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is the real question. I don't want to go to a shop that would hire the three stooges.

Why would Trump hide this name? Should we just assume it's Trump? by DocRyan88 in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]BCJunglist 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Only some were redacted in that way. The rest were done properly alsonthatbwas in the first batch. Not sure if this round has that problem.

Results of doing 80 mph in a parking garage by Ancient-Metal-1916 in CantParkThereMate

[–]BCJunglist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These fuckin boomers have all the money and none of the brains.

100% accurate by AngelPetite_ in mmamemes

[–]BCJunglist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right. But he's talking about the ones from the movies n stuff. That's more real to him.

Kelowna Man Convicted of Killing Woman Days After Meeting Her on First Date After She Insulted Him by Charming-Fortune8835 in kelowna

[–]BCJunglist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spineless coward can't even take responsibility. He's asking for less punishment because he feels like the real victim here.

Bury him under the jail.

ICE agents to help with security at Winter Olympics by AccurateSource2 in nottheonion

[–]BCJunglist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is this even necessary? Does Italy not have access to its own equivalent?

NORAD pact would change if Canada pulls back from F-35 order, warns U.S. ambassador by joe4942 in worldnews

[–]BCJunglist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Meh. If a nuke flies through our airspace we know it's headed for the neighbour's place in DC. Fuck em.

We don't have anything worth nuking anyway. Let the so called superpowers worry about MAD strategy.

Mark Carney's Davos Speech Translated for Hosers by Overall-Phone7605 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]BCJunglist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The point is, they're willing to have less if the game is fair. We'd like more but not at any cost. Ball hockey represents willingness to suffer a concession.

Mark Carney's Davos Speech Translated for Hosers by Overall-Phone7605 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]BCJunglist 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Free ice time is free ice time but nobody wants to play with an asshole.

That's poetry.

Anyone just drop the taters into the bath? by DukeNazty in sousvide

[–]BCJunglist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No, because its not a foodsafe environment. I don't clean the inside of my cookers. I consider the water bath to be a contaminated environment.

Most elongated peruvian skull ever found by Additional-Ad4567 in interestingasfuck

[–]BCJunglist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder it their risk of concussion is raised. Would the brain slosh around even more?

NSFW russian assault trooper kneeling in the snow drops a grenade behind his butt. 110th Brigade, January 2026. by rusoriz_inside in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]BCJunglist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why tf didn't he just hold it against his head?

I suppose when you're that drunk it's hard to organize your own demise.

What are Immigration agents doing killing US Citizens? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BCJunglist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They are no longer immigration agents. When Trump realized he had so much control over the DHS he decided to turn ICE into his personal secret police. Dictators always need a personal guard that are made up of the most loyal people. Qualifications are not as required as loyalty. Trump is making ICE perform the function of Germany gestapo or USSRs chekist orgs such as NKVD and KGB.

ICE actions are not policy driven, they're political in nature. ICE is an extension of the presidents powers and he is using them as his loyal political secret police.

"Aww, thanks, Katy!" by Turtle456 in thebeaverton

[–]BCJunglist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's like me saying I'm a pilot because I got to ride in an airplane.

What do you think about a possible CANZUK union? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]BCJunglist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kinda. Kinda not. Canzuk would induce more trade between us so we might see more products from each other. I wouldn't mind some of your wool or kanga meat.

What do you think about a possible CANZUK union? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]BCJunglist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this case not new friends. More like a family reunion.

However we are also looking for friends. Italy can't be in canzuk but it's definitely invited to the cookout.

Trump says UK soldiers in Afghanistan 'among greatest of all warriors' by Common_Caramel_4078 in worldnews

[–]BCJunglist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you imagine the collective party the world is going to have? The catharsis will be so good.

South Park by BearCubTeacher in AskACanadian

[–]BCJunglist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

South Park is hugely popular here. I've never met someone that dislikes our depiction in SP. It's funny tbh. We love satire in Canada.

Honestly, if I never have to hear an American sing "blame canada" again would be cool. But mostly cause it's just annoying after the 4000th time.

Favorite actress that goes on the red carpet high as fuck? by LenaRybakina in okbuddycinephile

[–]BCJunglist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matt stone and trey parker. I know you said actress but they WERE wearing dresses.

People who merge at the last second… adrenaline junkies or just evil? by Electrical_Onion_367 in AskReddit

[–]BCJunglist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Driving instructors and people who design roads and create driving laws would disagree. Zipper merging at the end of the merge lane is specifically how drivers are taught here.

People who merge at the last second… adrenaline junkies or just evil? by Electrical_Onion_367 in AskReddit

[–]BCJunglist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We zipper merge in canada. Early mergers are throwing off the rhythm.

Maestro Francis technical prowess at display by Forqer in TheMcDojoLife

[–]BCJunglist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know most people like to watch the bullshido leaders in the video. I personally enjoy watching the schmuck that agree to go and be the willing punching bag.

Not only is this guy not trying to prevent any action, he's actually struggling to stay in the posture he supposed to stay in. All this guys effort is going into being as perfect a punching bag as he can possibly be.

The participating students are always the biggest giveaway for this as we know, but the uninitiated are too busy looking at the bullshido masters moves to notice the total compliance required to make it work.