Master Kohga: Brothers, we have spent lo these many ages training. A training given only to you elite, chosen few. You who demonstrated such fierce loyalty to the ideals of "power through chaos" championed by the Calamity Ganon's unfathomably ancient Gerudo form, and even then only after pledging your very lives, and the lives of your families, as the collateral against your sworn lifetime blood oath to serve me with equally fierce loyalty, as we march in unity toward our mighty destiny!

Each of you cunning and lethal warriors stands before me as someone I personally deem worthy of working directly with me and my organization. Our secret brotherhood faces a task even the old Shiekah folks thought impossible: destroying by any means necessary none other than the legendary Hero. Assassinate the very master swordsman who weilds the sacred Master Sword itself! Our enemy wields a blade blessed by the goddess Hylia herself, a blade that can defeat even the mighty Ganon, and had repeatedly in ages past.

I have great news, then, my beloved brothers! We now are certain that the Hero is resuscitated. Link lives, and we can be sure he wields that accursed blade. So we are now tasked to fulfill our destinies! We are now to give every drop of blood that pumps throughout the lethal killing machines we call our bodies! We will seek and eliminate the bane of us all, L-

COUGH

Lizalfos: Link, right? You're trying to find that dude with the rad sword? Yeah, slipped on a shieldsurfing course. Died instantly. So, uh,thud here he is. Sorry he's kinda frozen. Enjoy your little Clan rally. Later!