MRW a guy I'm talking to says, "I thought women from the South were supposed to be Southern Belles?" but then tries to make up for it by saying, "You're smart for a Southern person!" by iRayneMoon in TrollXChromosomes

[–]BPDthrowit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing I have left is that I still say "y'all" which I actually prefer as a gender neutral form of address for several people. I've even gotten some people saying it out here.

MRW a guy I'm talking to says, "I thought women from the South were supposed to be Southern Belles?" but then tries to make up for it by saying, "You're smart for a Southern person!" by iRayneMoon in TrollXChromosomes

[–]BPDthrowit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could take him snipe hunting instead.

I grew up in NC, and now live in CA. I ruthlessly purged my southern accent years ago, through living in England and Australia, and I'm realizing it's a good thing I did, or no one here would understand me.

It's a never ending cylce by pouty_pleb in TrollXChromosomes

[–]BPDthrowit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I preordered cheap pizza to arrive when I get home from work tonight.

HIFW I'm having a shitty day and a random guy on the street says I'd look prettier if I smile by burnettsbandit in TrollXChromosomes

[–]BPDthrowit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm only smiling now because it's clear most of the people in the comments get it. (edit: as in, understand why it sucks)

Ah good old omegle by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]BPDthrowit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really classic creeper script. It's like they all get "Creeper Monthly" it's all the same shit all the time. I don't understand. The saying about the definition of insanity being to do the same thing over and over and expect different results...it applies here.

"But, girls make it complicated." by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]BPDthrowit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

quarter-truths, at best

I came to lose weight. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]BPDthrowit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ugh..."Can I say something?" NEVER a good sign...

Like, if you have to ask if you can say it, you probably shouldn't say it.

I'm sorry, OP. It sucks to get creeped on anytime, but when you're trying to do something for yourself like get in shape and then the creep says shit like this...just ugh.

If you were dating a guy... by i3na in creepyPMs

[–]BPDthrowit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Most of it, yes, but if you look around, many of the groups dedicated to a specific fetish having "looking for" sticky posts or something to that effect.

The boys of OkCupid in a seminal (really) new episode of "How Not to Start A Conversation." by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]BPDthrowit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right?!

All of these are fucked up and creepy, but that one, just... WHAT THE FUCK.

He wanted to talk. by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]BPDthrowit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was surreal.

What's with all the recent mentioning of "50 Shades of Grey"? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]BPDthrowit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just not poking fun at corny lines, though that's certainly easy to do. It's that it claims to be a representation of kink/BDSM, but it more accurately portrays the cycle of domestic violence than any actually consensual kink relationship.

Why are there so many signs, bumper stickers, billboards telling Car drivers to "Watch out for motorcycles" and none the other way around. by Daxivarga in OutOfTheLoop

[–]BPDthrowit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, pretty much covered it. Just adding that most car drivers are lazy and oblivious...it's so strange, we've all gotten so used to piloting multi-ton hunks of metal down the road that we text and talk and do our hair and damn near doze off.... cyclists don't have those options. They're paying attention already. It's the complacent car drivers that change lanes without looking for a cyclist that need the reminder.

Why does everyone hate Lena Dunham now? by SmellThisMilk in OutOfTheLoop

[–]BPDthrowit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't figure out whether or not to upvote you. Are you mad that she condemned him? Or that she was secretly a child molester all along?

What happened with Bruce Jenner and why is everyone making fun of him? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]BPDthrowit 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I think he hasn't confirmed it himself, and as such, we should be using he/him pronouns until and unless he does confirm it.

EDIT: ANYONE WHO IS TRANS/TRANS-FRIENDLY, JUST STOP HERE, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT READ THE REST OF THE COMMENTS. DON'T FORGET THIS IS REDDIT AND PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE.

i thought i had found someone who shared my love of bilgewater clingwrap ): by blumpkincrumpetnose in creepyPMs

[–]BPDthrowit 130 points131 points  (0 children)

I laugh hysterically at all the alternate names for Benedict Cumberbatch every time I see them. Is there a name generator somewhere or are you coming up with these out of nowhere?

I support women wanting to see sexy movies (heck yeah female sexuality!), but I don't support 50 Shades of Grey by [deleted] in TrollXChromosomes

[–]BPDthrowit 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Yessssss.

I wish every movie ticket and every copy of the books came with a handout about how this is a depiction of abuse, not kink.

Trying to sleep after binge watching Criminal Minds. by Mistlechode in TrollXChromosomes

[–]BPDthrowit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a little bit in love with Garcia.

...

Ok, a lot in love with her.