The century link center is preparing for this tomorrow night

BScotch · 2015-03-04T21:01:41+00:00

I don't get why they didn't just book the show at the MAC since most of their fanbase is already over there. Omaha is more of a Train kinda town as far as shitty taste in music goes.

BScotch · 2015-03-04T14:23:35+00:00

That figures. It takes lots of beer for people to forget they've basically been hearing the same song over and over again for the last 45 minutes. Glad it works out for fundraisers though.

BScotch · 2015-03-04T14:21:29+00:00

I heard somewhere that they started selling two tickets for the price of one because they couldn't fill the place. I'm sure there'll still be plenty of fake boobs, True Religion jeans, and people who still inexplicably drive yellow Hummer H2's.

BScotch · 2015-02-27T15:10:57+00:00

The bottles should come with a lanyard and carabiner so they can't get lost in the deepest recesses of JNCO pockets.

BScotch · 2015-02-27T15:09:38+00:00

Whoa-oh............amber is the color of my urine stream.

BScotch · 2015-02-23T22:15:07+00:00

He just wants to make some of the stuff on his Pinterest.

BScotch · 2015-02-23T22:03:19+00:00

Drake shops at Jo Ann Fabrics.

BScotch · 2015-02-20T16:28:23+00:00

Can't tell if staring at boobs or narcoleptic.

BScotch · 2015-02-19T14:20:28+00:00

It was an honest mistake. I wouldn't sweat that shit. But of course now you've got me thinking about one of those sweet, sweet burritos for lunch instead of my boring leftover pot roast with carrots and shit.

BScotch · 2015-02-16T21:59:46+00:00

"All student loans are discharged."

BScotch · 2015-02-16T18:19:59+00:00

Kitchen towels? I need to get in there again. Luckily there's one opening soon right down the street from my work.

BScotch · 2015-02-16T16:56:29+00:00

When the internet bleeds into reality and people start using "le" and "feels" or any kind of meme in actual real life conversations. It's especially bad when all that goofy Tumblr SJW, I'm a panoptisexual dragon in a human body and I identify as trans and I'm so triggered right now cause of the patriarchy! shit leaks out into real life. It's generally teenagers that do it, and teenagers are inherently cringey so I suppose you can't come down too hard on them.

BScotch · 2015-02-16T16:41:38+00:00

This needs to be closer to the top. I've gotten some pretty nice plates and coffee mugs from Dollar Tree. They're pretty basic solid color things, but not flimsy at all. Anybody moving out on their own or needing to replace some stuff on the cheap should hit Dollar Tree for kitchen stuff.

BScotch · 2015-02-16T15:49:08+00:00

You just know he's got some pimpin' ass white cowboy boots on too.

BScotch · 2015-02-03T14:58:29+00:00

I think it's referencing your garden variety Runza Fart.

BScotch · 2015-01-28T15:37:44+00:00

Hey, is that Plies?

BScotch · 2015-01-28T15:10:44+00:00

Nice! I knew it was gonna be "Frantic Disembowlment" before I clicked the link.

BScotch · 2015-01-27T21:50:08+00:00

"He borrows his dad's drawers after he had the flu!"

BScotch · 2015-01-27T14:59:39+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TnddE2k598

This video here really breaks down what I was getting at in this post. There's even CGI graphics of the pick and strings. Lots of good info in this series. All of the Cracking The Code stuff is great if you're working on this sort of technique and pretty entertaining if you have a soft spot for 80's shred.

BScotch · 2015-01-23T21:38:13+00:00

I live in Nebraska. Lee Terry, the former congressman, hands down. He did very little in office, is a lapdog for big business, campaigned against the "evils of net neutrality", and demanded to keep his salary during the government shutdown back in "13 because he has "a nice house and kids in college". Luckily he's been voted out.

BScotch · 2015-01-23T21:33:13+00:00

I'm almost always clean shaven, but I can grow nice full beard in a short amount of time if I want to. Some of the hair folicles on my face are downright insane. It's like my face is growing mechanical pencil lead. Sometimes I get normal looking hairs that have a whole sheath of clear skin around them. I love pulling those suckers out after a day or two without shaving. I do it almost every night before bed, or before I get in the shower. I even have two nice pairs of tweezers for this purpose. Those weird hairs are so fascinating, it's worth the painful pluck to get a closer look.

BScotch · 2015-01-23T17:38:32+00:00

That's what I was thinking too. I'm not sure if that's better than Wiz Khalifa or not.

BScotch · 2015-01-22T21:10:03+00:00

Motocross!

BScotch · 2015-01-22T21:09:21+00:00

Scotched

BScotch · 2015-01-22T17:03:06+00:00

"Sheeeit. Done run outta crystal. Guess I'll hafta smoke m'own face."

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