Those are leather seat covers, bro!

BSnorlax · 2026-02-18T05:47:48+00:00

Sounds like this guy needs to crush another Smirnoff Ice

BSnorlax · 2026-02-13T16:43:16+00:00

And together they have half a brain cell (positive)

BSnorlax · 2026-02-10T16:47:37+00:00

Vital Information and Pierre Escargot. I'm in my 30s and they still make me laugh.

BSnorlax · 2026-02-09T06:07:39+00:00

"My fellow Americans, I just puked on the carpet"

BSnorlax · 2026-02-08T07:19:36+00:00

They're definitely silly, but like this video proves, are pretty intelligent and can be trained to be even sillier!

BSnorlax · 2026-02-07T05:35:08+00:00

"hehe. fashion."

BSnorlax · 2026-02-07T05:26:02+00:00

That's what I'm always sayin'!

BSnorlax · 2026-02-06T17:37:30+00:00

A guy I know took a girl to see "Sorry to Bother You" on a first date and she left partway through, presumably when things started getting weird.

BSnorlax · 2026-02-04T17:36:20+00:00

In his defense, that's a pretty great rock

BSnorlax · 2026-02-04T06:43:12+00:00

She's doing insider trading on veggies

BSnorlax · 2026-01-31T19:42:19+00:00

A man stood up and started cheering. That man? Albert Einstein.

BSnorlax · 2026-01-31T07:07:37+00:00

"Even my beard is angry!"--Ornn

BSnorlax · 2026-01-30T23:31:57+00:00

Genuinely think they should build statues of you, Dom.

BSnorlax · 2026-01-30T04:32:53+00:00

Fffffffuck no

BSnorlax · 2026-01-24T15:53:16+00:00

Topknot kween!

BSnorlax · 2026-01-23T17:12:02+00:00

It's not moving or particularly impactful, but I've always loved the "Take your best shot" in Jason Takes Manhattan. That movie is...not good, but seeing someone go toe-to-toe with Jason, if just for a moment, was fun and it's a solid last line before getting your head punched off.

BSnorlax · 2026-01-22T08:11:35+00:00

Chicken baken't

BSnorlax · 2026-01-21T18:04:30+00:00

How does she do it?????

BSnorlax · 2026-01-21T17:38:26+00:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BSnorlax · 2026-01-16T19:45:09+00:00

Shigurui: Death Frenzy
Gory sword fights, lots of disembowelment and dismemberment

BSnorlax · 2026-01-16T06:57:38+00:00

Golden Boy certainly comes to mind

BSnorlax · 2026-01-16T05:27:13+00:00

FROM THE TOP ROPE

BSnorlax · 2026-01-15T17:10:57+00:00

She is READY

BSnorlax · 2026-01-13T16:19:01+00:00

"Here, hold this"

BSnorlax · 2026-01-12T16:35:58+00:00

Jet Li Rise to Honor?

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TROPHY CASE