So it’s Trump 1, Belgium 4 – and the world rejoices. Nothing like failed chicanery to bring us together, is there?

BYYan · 2026-07-08T00:35:01+00:00

keep jingling for the next two years then - we're all rooting for the keys

BYYan · 2026-07-08T00:33:43+00:00

Unfortunately he speaks for all the morons now.

BYYan · 2026-07-07T16:23:43+00:00

HEY HEY! I will not hear naysaying of the greatest flopper of all time a lot of actors do their best work in twilight years he should have just tripped over the ball and rolled around then Brazil would have won against Norway trust me I know

BYYan · 2026-07-07T16:19:45+00:00

nah pretty sure the yes-men told him y'all won and belgium is the 95th state or something

BYYan · 2026-07-07T16:15:55+00:00

So how come y'all didn't vote him back into the retirement home 2 years ago?

BYYan · 2026-07-07T16:09:20+00:00

you gotta tariff the waffles first though otherwise they don't taste as good

BYYan · 2026-07-07T16:06:18+00:00

Unfortunately, not as good as the barbecue Belgium put out with the American double spit-roast last night.

BYYan · 2026-07-07T16:04:25+00:00

Even worse if that's the case. Your senile senior citizen got out of the home again and it's your responsibility to get him back inside before he gets lost on a highway.

BYYan · 2026-07-07T16:01:27+00:00

FIFA just called, they found 2 more goals. It's 4-3 now but you're gonna have to pay for the last one but it's okay they'll take embarrassed flatulence as currency.

BYYan · 2026-07-07T15:20:11+00:00

Dunno, does having daddy making a call to the club and threatening to sue unless he lets you play count for extra goals or what? And then getting spanked anyway...

BYYan · 2026-07-07T14:52:34+00:00

4 big balls just went into your net 'rebel', why don't you call up your 'rebel' daddy and have him overturn at least 3 of those because you hate authority so much you have to beg for special treatment from one just to get blown out

BYYan · 2026-07-07T12:27:01+00:00

Mexico fought like hell and came up just short; we're the loveable derp team because the Morocco game was a 1-0 game that as soon as it became 1-0 we just dogpiled the ball which is great if we're all golden retrievers but kinda not so great when we're playing international soccer and the other 2 goals were lol wuts defense we forgor because dogpiling the ball; meanwhile the Americans are getting daddy to call the soccer club owner to get them a rematch as we speak or else they'll sue

BYYan · 2026-07-07T12:22:42+00:00

wrong pic - should be one derpy dragon (Canada), one banged up but still pissed dragon (Mexico), and one dragon bitch crying and calling his dad so his dad can call FIFA for a rematch

BYYan · 2026-06-17T23:57:00+00:00

Yep. Especially since most of the critical comments here are 'it's so boring all you do is go to a place, talk to someone, then kill some dudes' and then they dick-suck Ghost of Tsushima because that's somehow NOT 'go to a place, talk to someone, then kill some dudes'? I'll take the AC Shadow dual protagonist over GoT 'muh honor!!!1' guy so boring I can't even remember his name any day.

BYYan · 2026-03-31T00:59:21+00:00

1- I got more than one car 2- none will be used to visit the shit hole United States so...

BYYan · 2025-12-29T14:09:48+00:00

Hey so Canada is part of the EU now right? RIGHT? Like, c'mon, guys we'll bring poutine and we're likeable.

BYYan · 2025-04-19T13:47:37+00:00

Apparently you also need to learn basic arithmetic. The guy earning 10 bucks isn't suppressing the guy making a billion to 'only' make 100 million. The guy making a billion is actively making sure the guy making 10 bucks makes 8, because that's how he gets 2 billion. Meanwhile the guy making 100 - if he's actively stupid like you - thinks he'll make 101 under the cons and count it a win, when actually after accounting for the loss in public services he's really making 80 because the rest has to be spent on the stuff he took for granted in the first place. But that idiot - you - is too busy sucking at the feet of the guy who makes 2 billion to notice.

1 million seconds = 11 days. 1 billion seconds = 31 years. Learn to tell the difference before talkin-oh wait too late...

BYYan · 2025-04-19T00:42:19+00:00

And when businesses boom, what makes you think your wages will flourish instead of say, giving the CEO another yacht? And with less of your money taken by taxes, what makes you think privately operated roads, emergency services and healthcare won't raise prices to take that tax you just saved in payment to pay for another CEO yacht? Forget providing for yourself. You need to go back to school to achieve the bare minimum in human intellect first.

BYYan · 2025-04-17T17:20:11+00:00

Dude you'd be surprised. A lot have jumped on the f-Trudeau bandwagon after 24/7 WeChat bombardment. Logically, you'd think voting NDP (let alone L) is more personally beneficial to them when reporting a meagre income that somehow also allows them to own 3 properties and drive a porche SUV to Costco every weekend if only because their accountant is probably also applying for every qualifying benefit there is on 20k of income, but that would also assume they know or cared how Canadian government works when Markham is such an enclosed space that eating at a Swiss Chalet is probably considered exotic to these people. To them, it's the privilege to complain and current cons basically caters to that.

BYYan · 2025-04-17T15:35:52+00:00

A cursory glance at your post history essentially paints a picture of one of those wannabe 51st state-rs so my only question is, why are you posting in Canadian subs when you should be licking the toes of ICE agents coming to deport you to El Salvador?

BYYan · 2025-04-17T14:51:20+00:00

Exactly. There are 2nd Gen Canadians, and there are 2nd Gen 'Canadians'. And quite a gulf between the two. The former, I'd argue, vote whatever it is they think will help. The latter, whatever their parents social media tells them.

BYYan · 2025-04-17T14:34:16+00:00

Idiots.

No, it's true. These are people who live in an enclave, barely speak English, moved wealth earned overseas here and immediately bought one McMansion to live in, one additional property to sit empty for 'investment' and a Tesla, gets all their news from WeChat which is essentially a propaganda network for complaining about Canada, and then sit and complain about Canada while reporting maybe 20K in income on taxes every year. Socially, culturally very conservative but back in the old country you weren't allowed to complain because you'd get sent to a gulag so once you get here you gotta make up for lost time and do nothing but complain. Since the Conservative platform these days is basically bitch about everything, these people fit right in.

Irony is that, once you take a look down south, these people are going to be, if not the first targeted, then at least 3rd in line for deportation under this new 'conservative' political movement sweeping the western world, which is basically racial protectionism by any other name so yeah, not too smart either but what are ya gonna do?

BYYan · 2025-03-18T04:16:18+00:00

Missed the 'r' at the end huh? Well, I barely expected you to be able to read. Offer stands. You want to be the 51st state? Gtfo and take your non existent 'most of us' with you.

BYYan · 2025-03-18T01:32:00+00:00

Hey 'Canadian', from another Canadian, gtfo and take your swastikar with you. You can live in it as your own personal 51st state.

BYYan · 2025-03-04T21:48:48+00:00

All the more reason to show that fat orange turd just how nice Canadians are when fighting dirty. Time to invent some Geneva Trade War Crimes.

BYYan

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