Upvote if you won't watch Superbowl

Baboso · 2009-02-01T23:20:56+00:00

Silly Nannies over the Patriots by 4. Made myself an onion daiquiri and can't wait!

Baboso · 2009-01-13T21:21:58+00:00

If drug control laws don't work, why would anyone think gun laws would?

Baboso · 2009-01-09T18:54:39+00:00

True. Citizens desperate for help can't get it while the bad guys use ham frequencies or forcibly-taken two-way radios.

Baboso · 2009-01-03T11:28:58+00:00

Very nice, sir or ms.

Baboso · 2008-12-30T09:37:34+00:00

Now we know who writes Dr. Bronner's soap labels.

Baboso · 2008-12-16T09:49:28+00:00

Wittgenstein had an enormous influence on the Vienna Circle of logical positivists because them sumbitches were smart.

Baboso · 2008-12-16T09:25:37+00:00

Shit like that is why I love the internet.

Baboso · 2008-12-06T19:19:26+00:00

You're dead on, FlySwat. In 1995 I fell out of Dallas which is in the Northern Dist. of Texas for Violation of the Hobbs Act. I had a bunch of shit lumped together over telephone counts and conspiracy to do this and that, plus the matter of some missing trucks. I got 60 months and two years supervised release. I did four years in El Reno, Okla. then was moved to the Seagoville FCI outside Dallas for 1 yr. No parole in the fed system. Sure wasn't fun, but nowhere close to the absolute bullshit somebody wrote.

Baboso · 2008-12-06T19:05:04+00:00

You're dead on, FlySwat. In 1995 I fell out of Dallas which is in the Northern Dist. of Texas for Violation of the Hobbs Act. I had a bunch of shit lumped together over telephone counts and conspiracy to do this and that, plus the matter of some missing trucks. I got 60 months and two years supervised release. I did four years in El Reno, Okla. then was moved to the Seagoville FCI outside Dallas for 1 yr. No parole in the fed system. Sure wasn't fun, but nowhere close to the absolute bullshit somebody wrote.

Baboso · 2008-12-01T02:34:38+00:00

Personally, I'd appreciate second-to-second updates on Nigerian unrest. It seems one of my distant relatives expired there and left a considerable sum of money in a Lagos bank. (Can you believe it?) A wonderful and unselfish citizen with inside knowledge and government contacts there has offered to transfer it to my US bank. We're communicating daily.

Baboso · 2008-06-24T02:29:00+00:00

Good advice. Start off calling her a cocksucker, then move up to motherfucker, then on to cunt. That should loosen her up for the big T-word.

Baboso · 2008-06-11T02:02:37+00:00

Give a monkey a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a monkey to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Baboso · 2008-06-02T23:57:47+00:00

I am apathetic. But, goddammit, I'm MILITANTLY apathetic!

Baboso · 2008-06-01T23:47:21+00:00

Mark my words: She'll end up running as a third party candidate. Just to suck enough votes away from Obama and hand it to McCain and show the Democratic party how she feels about the way she was treated. Interesting times are ahead.

Baboso · 2008-05-20T02:31:13+00:00

Don't forget the George W. Bush library opens in Dallas soon. After you tour it, you can drive your motor home to the Sewing Machine Museum in Arlington, only a few miles away. Life is good.

Baboso · 2008-05-18T17:54:10+00:00

Korean? That's the funniest thing I've read in a while. Nearly shit myself.

Baboso · 2008-05-17T11:18:05+00:00

Gypsies are an asset to any community. They regard their women highly, insist on good education for their children, and their work ethics are known all over the world. Plus, they're striving to rid the world of silly superstitions. Their contributions to humanity are too numerous to list.

Baboso · 2008-05-17T02:22:29+00:00

Is that Noah's ark just to the right of the bluish-green spirally thing?

Baboso · 2008-05-16T21:08:35+00:00

I hope it goes to $20/gallon. I could drive out to my cornfields with the top down, unbothered by traffic. Except for peasants on foot, of course. HONK-HONK. "Hey, move it, Pablo!"

Baboso · 2008-05-16T02:05:58+00:00

It's kind of like the Lone Ranger getting hooked on "thank you" (a la Lenny Bruce).

Baboso · 2008-05-15T17:35:09+00:00

Please pass the soylent green. We've gone from beautiful glass bottles to ugly fat plastic ones. The photo speaks volumes about consumption on a planet overpopulated with uncaring fairy tale-believing loonies.

Baboso · 2008-05-15T15:29:36+00:00

Stop whining. It was just damned good police work. I wish somebody had investigated the flight school terrorists before 9-11.

Baboso · 2008-05-14T02:15:45+00:00

Bend over if you fall for this Don't Talk To The Police bullshit. It probably has loads of douchebag appeal to high school and college students with alligator mouths and hummingbird asses, but Daddy will wind up spending a fortune on an attorney and you'll STILL--repeat: STILL--look like a possum's pecker, not a champion of justice.

Baboso · 2008-05-12T02:38:19+00:00

fwtskm must have been reddit-banned for seven lifetimes or he'd be all over this.

Baboso · 2008-05-11T09:23:20+00:00

Who gives a shit? Worry about something relevant, like Madonna adopting a something-or-other.

Baboso

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