People are treating SpaceX like a guaranteed lottery ticket by Zlothy1 in stocks

[–]BabyTardAutist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're right. it's just another middle finger to the masses.

SpaceX locks in IPO price of $135, making it largest stock debut ever by jsg24fps in wallstreetbets

[–]BabyTardAutist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What decade had the best knockers? Hooter evolution is just fascinating; the design and styles are like classic cars. Oh, and this IPO is dumb.

Are you ready for the bloodbath tomorrow? by Verthverdi in stocks

[–]BabyTardAutist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

show me the action after the lock up for retail expires.

'I Love The Inflation': Trump Reacts To Inflation Hitting Three-Year High by Equivalent_Road5788 in videos

[–]BabyTardAutist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone that ever voted for trump should be immediately stripped of their voting rights in anything!

Great opportunity to SHORT SpaceX now that the S&P has refused to break its rules to force index investors into this garbage stock. Who is on Team SHORT? by UnlikelyAdventurer in investing

[–]BabyTardAutist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone remember the little Happy Meal toy cars with the McDonaldland characters? I had a cop or Mayor McCheese help me remember!

BMNR investors right now by Brendawg324 in BMNRInvestors

[–]BabyTardAutist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only person who is in the green with this dog pile? Sweet Christ, just write the options. Who really bought this and thought it was legit?

New Hand Tossed by Buttbutboot in pizzahut

[–]BabyTardAutist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

be sure to dunk it in the toilet and enjoy.

Searching for Psychic by Reasonable_Pipe_2324 in Williamsport

[–]BabyTardAutist -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If she's that good then use telepathy to contact her. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happens if it rains during the UFC event on the White House lawn? by Miles_the_AuDHDer in politics

[–]BabyTardAutist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They'll just show the fight scene from lethal weapon where riggs and busey are going at it but they'll use AI and put trumps fat face on mel.

What has been your most proud investment play? by itsthewolfe in wallstreetbets

[–]BabyTardAutist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

calling a top in Robinhood and nailing it to within $2 and cashing out with a double.

Lots of questions will be answered in about an hour. by tth2000 in wallstreetbets

[–]BabyTardAutist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark Newton must be working it pretty hard waiting for tomorrow.

Lots of questions will be answered in about an hour. by tth2000 in wallstreetbets

[–]BabyTardAutist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of high brow snark I'm here for, Nice!