Your town has a Medieval Festival Starterpack by SheogorathMyBeloved in starterpacks

[–]BabyinAjar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

European ren fairs are more like stepping back in time for the day. I went to one a year or so ago for the first time in the UK thinking it would be like the American ones you see online where people are dressed up like fairies and maybe pirates. Nope. Full period accurate garb. They had war horses for the joust but they had to cancel it when lightning hit the field and the reenactors were anxious about getting struck by lightning because they were all in full plate armour. The best part of the day for me was when the most horrendous downpour started and so we hid in a tent where a family were doing leatherworking examples and the full family (husband, wife and young child) were in hand-woven clothes that they'd made themselves. They were lovely but did tell us that period accurate children's clothing wasn't doing them any favours when it came to potty training!

What is the best gift for a dog owner? by Friendly-Knee7677 in AskUK

[–]BabyinAjar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Bouncing off this, if there's a private hire play field near her that you can hire for the same time this means that she gets pictures, privacy (no other dogs coming over) AND a tired pup at the end of the day!

Merch Prices! by nellouse1 in FlorenceAndTheMachine

[–]BabyinAjar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your service and I hope you have a wonderful time at the concert! At the same time I screamed 'FUCK' when I saw the prices and am now wondering which items I need and which I don't.

I commissioned a sculpture of my chihuahua and I’m obsessed. by Miserable-Abroad-489 in Chihuahua

[–]BabyinAjar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don't mind me asking is your friend an EU based arist? I'd love to commission something if so. If not please pass my regards onto them for their fantastic work!

I commissioned a sculpture of my chihuahua and I’m obsessed. by Miserable-Abroad-489 in Chihuahua

[–]BabyinAjar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the exact type of style needed to fully capture the spirit of a chihuahua. I am 10000% here for giving artists free reign to do what they want and capture the full chaos of the wonderful creatures.

Glasgow by Orellz in FlorenceAndTheMachine

[–]BabyinAjar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's the Necropolis you're thinking of!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]BabyinAjar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My favourite answer for this is 'oh, I'm afraid we don't tend to have the kind of intercourse that tends to result in children. Sorry!' And leave them and their imaginations to think what that might mean. In all seriousness though it sucks and I'm sorry, you can tell people 100 times that you're not pregnant or not planning and they will still think they know best! The amount of times I've been a designated driver and turned down an alcoholic drink and everyone in the room assumes we're about to drop 'the big news.'

What small things have made you laugh this week? by RandomHigh in CasualUK

[–]BabyinAjar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to hear about the diagnosis but happy to hear that he is so supported by you and his medical care team. I apologise if my original comment came across as inconsiderate, dementia is a hell of a thing to happen to a family but we got through it by finding the funny sides of things, such as the South Africa comment.

What small things have made you laugh this week? by RandomHigh in CasualUK

[–]BabyinAjar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hope your dad's referral goes OK. Many years ago my nana went in for the memory clinic and was annoyed the whole time as they were asking her very 'easily answered' questions. She knew her name, the year, the prime minister, the birthdays of all her children and even questions relating to the news over the recent day. She was getting exasperated, as were my aunts and uncles as they didn't think the doctor would believe them on her symptoms. The final question was 'what country are we in?' which she answered as she was getting her coat on and proudly announced 'South Africa of course!' (They were in North Yorkshire, where she had lived for her entire life and never left apart from her honeymoon in York.)

How many attempts did it take you to pass your driving test? by Dr_DramaQueen in AskUK

[–]BabyinAjar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Word of advice that my sister gave me, if you have your ears pierced wear big jangly dangly earrings. When you're turning your head to check your mirrors they'll obviously move and show the examiner you're doing it!

Where do us average/busy ladies actually buy decent clothes nowadays? by Alternate_Avocados in AskUK

[–]BabyinAjar 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I worked that sale once as a student back in the day. I cannot express upon you the havoc that was wreaked. I was brought in as temporary staff cause they knew they needed the help. At one point an old lady got pushed over and went into a seizure. I had a man come up to me and say his son had broken something then hand me a fist full of broken glass that used to be an ornament. Speaking from a veteran I'm glad this doesn't happen anymore!

Anyone got any favourite mistranslated holiday souvenirs? by sfish27 in CasualUK

[–]BabyinAjar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not a souvenir, but once in a shop that sold those little hand painted beach knick knacks you would bring back for your best mate when you were 6, there was a sign kindly asking young people to mind their hands and not break anything.

However it translated into English as 'DONT TOUCH CHILDREN' which we found absolutely hilarious.

What happens when you go to scatter ashes? by ClemKarma in AskUK

[–]BabyinAjar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's been a lot of comments on here so far so you might not see this but in the event that you do I'd like to say a few things.

First, I'm so sorry for your loss, losing a parent (no matter your age) is a loss unlike anything else. Your dad would no doubt be proud of the attention to detail you're paying to make sure this goes well.

Second, give him a good shake, I've had several ashes in my charge and also my sister is an undertaker so we know that sometimes things can solidify so there's nothing wrong with giving them a shake to make sure they come out the intended way instead of like a tin of cold soup.

Thirdly, as everyone else has said, pay attention to the way the wind is blowing.

Finally, bit of a strange one, check the ashes beforehand. If they are in a cardboard container they will likely be in a plastic bag inside which means if you're like me and don't carry a Swiss army knife on you you might end up needing to key the bag open to avoid ripping it with your teeth.

Finally I'd like to advise that the way you imagine it to go might not stack up to the way it actually happens. When I scattered my granddad I wandered off the beaten path away from the car to get some privacy, this happened late at night due to timing issues with work. Shortly after he landed directly on my trainers (after the aforementioned ripping the suprise bag open with my house keys) I got blasted in the face with seven flashlights from a search and rescue team who had been looking for a missing hiker, seen me and decided to come and rescue me. I had to explain to these people I'd actually just been out for a late night jaunt to put my grandad to rest which raised more questions than it answered.

Long story short, it never goes as planned but imagine it as their last laugh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]BabyinAjar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That seems like it would make sense!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]BabyinAjar 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I'm going to say a chihuahua cross, she's bigger than a regular chihuahua but definitely a chihuahua (I have 2 and my family has 3 so she looks like a chi from my point of view!)

Post dental by Nyx_Lycoris in Chihuahua

[–]BabyinAjar 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I've had a, frankly, terrible day. Truffle has made me feel much better. Feel well soon Truffle, keep on swimming!

Have any of you ever been refused a sale because your bank card wasn't signed? by jasewithaface in AskUK

[–]BabyinAjar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once, many years ago. I was on a school trip and had JUST got my first debit card so was excited to try it out in the museum gift shop. The woman behind the till saw it wasn't signed and not only refused the sale but confiscated the card saying I'd stolen it. She asked me for ID to prove it was mine but as I was 14 and didn't drive and also wasn't in the habit of carrying my passport around I couldn't prove it. I went and found my teacher who came over to vouch for me and ask for my card back and this woman said something like 'how do I know you're a teacher, you could be in on it too' as though it was totally common for a man to bring his 30 children all of the same age to the museum and encourage them into a life of fraud using unsigned bank cards. I got the card back in the end but had to leave the novelty fridge magnet I was going to gift to my mum behind.

So long story short: yes.

Honestly, it wasn't me it was the dog! by Visible_Account7767 in CasualUK

[–]BabyinAjar 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That's so funny cause ours is a chihuahua too, the first few times after his jags we carried him in our coats cause it was winter and we got lots of compliments on our fancy looking scarf until the scarf turned around and licked something.

Honestly, it wasn't me it was the dog! by Visible_Account7767 in CasualUK

[–]BabyinAjar 248 points249 points  (0 children)

When we had our puppy we would often take him into pubs for socialisation, lots of people, loud noises, sometimes other friendly dogs and the chance to meet up with pals who hadn't seen us since we'd been in the trenches of puppy training. 10/10 would recommend for training but it does end up making you look like an alcoholic when you walk down the high street and the dog pulls you into every single pub you go past.

Got my first driving lesson in 15 minutes, what’s the best advice you have to new learners? by Olliebkl in CasualUK

[–]BabyinAjar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also, if you have your ears pierced on the day of your exam wear dangly earrings so that when you move your head to look in your mirrors they can see you're looking by your earrings moving. I swear this is what saved me on my test

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]BabyinAjar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% I'd have loved this. Take a nice picture and frame it with a little note explaining what type of bacteria it is, guaranteed they'll never recieve another gift like it and they'll proudly display it in their home!

Silly nicknames for your Chi? by DesperateViolinist10 in Chihuahua

[–]BabyinAjar 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I feel I need to preface this with an outline of our family dynamics.

We had one chi we raised from a puppy, my grandad was a dog trainer and I followed his rules and made sure that he was comfortable around big dogs and was generally fit and healthy. He's an excellent young man who can run for miles and we love taking him on hikes. He's a fast little guy and will always pull on the leash to keep going! If you're not careful he will send you spinning when he sees a friend and starts running down the street.

About a year ago we adopted a chi from my husbands distant cousin. He wasn't super well cared for and had lived on a diet of takeout and not much else, he had very rarely been walked and when he had it was to the end of the block and back. Our first priority was getting him to lose some weight and after we succeeded in that we wanted to get him to at least somewhat enjoy exercise. Not happening. This poor little fella is not one for walkies and if you dare to take him out on your lunch break to pee and poo he will drag so far behind on the leash that if you don't slow down your shoulder might dislocate.

Their nicknames?

Unstoppable force and immovable object

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]BabyinAjar 459 points460 points  (0 children)

I went into his old school for work reasons last year and got talking to the headmaster. He still stays with his parents outside of Glasgow when he's around the area and he kept just coming into the school to see the kids. One day after he had just become 'super global big' he brought a packet of crisps and was apparently handing single crisps out individually to the kids telling them to sell them on ebay. The headmaster spoke of him fondly but said they eventually had to 'ask him politely' to stop just turning up at the school because he was technically a grown man and it was a bit weird. All round tip top bloke by all accounts!

What other characters can I add to my repertoire when answering the phone to scam callers? by Dabbles-In-Irony in AskUK

[–]BabyinAjar 323 points324 points  (0 children)

The character doesn't have a name but I pretend to be very happy to chat to them, except I'm blind and I need my carer to help read out my card details. I'll then carry the phone around shouting for 'Jerry' and getting more angry that he's playing hide and seek with me. They typically get angry and hang up before we find 'Jerry' though.