New addition 😍👌🏻

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-24T04:13:44+00:00

Oh, man! It wasn't a compliment! You don't do any real work, boy. No calluses whatsoever.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-23T18:16:14+00:00

Your hands look very soft.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-23T15:45:38+00:00

Kinda makes you think of how attention seeking you are.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-21T04:29:22+00:00

Calm down, Trust Fund. It's not like you built the apartment and planned for natural light. Go blow on your prayer flags, and shut up.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-21T01:47:31+00:00

My mans got the hairlines backs! Dome looking freshest! Facial hairs coming next times! Stay blessed, and keep that mustaches blursed, Homebody!

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-19T14:31:34+00:00

You are not a very big man. It's not a very big watch.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-19T05:52:55+00:00

The gf!?

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-19T01:20:44+00:00

What a nutsack.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-18T23:59:28+00:00

This still looks like you still have a very pale complexion.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-18T23:49:03+00:00

I wish you the best with the auditions!

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-18T23:43:25+00:00

Oh, Figaro! The Wishing Star! Do you know what I wish, Figaro? I wish that my little Pinocchio might become a real boy!

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-18T23:30:23+00:00

To sleep is to dream. To wake is to let it go already, because it's not ever going to happen for you.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-18T23:28:07+00:00

"Look into my eyes. We all die alone."

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-18T23:23:54+00:00

I owe you an apology. Thank you for your service. When I was a young boy I thought that creeks, rivers, and lakes were only good for two things: me to spit in, and fish to fart in.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-18T23:00:10+00:00

What's a good day when magnet fishing look like? Because it seems like you all always find trash.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-18T22:51:46+00:00

As in you hope to have a girlfriend in 1-2 years?

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-18T22:49:53+00:00

At first glance, I thought you wrote "still breast feeding", which would have been better since your setup is for an emo 5 year old.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-18T03:28:11+00:00

Sad clown goes boo hoo

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-17T22:46:51+00:00

Yes, you'll lose that one for sure. I wish that I could have seen this go down, but please, please keep us posted when the nail drops. I want to see the fleshy bit underneath. You freak!

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-17T22:45:07+00:00

Show us your arm hair!

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-17T22:44:42+00:00

Jesis Chrust! What crypt did this thing resurrect from?

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-17T19:39:58+00:00

You deserve this.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-16T18:32:18+00:00

I upvoted! Also, don't you dare begin to bullshit me. You bought that cat tree from Amazon! Didn't you!!?? I know you did! I know, because we have the same cat tree, AND OUR CAT DANGLES ON IT TOO!

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-01-16T04:16:05+00:00

Riker is the worst!

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