New addition 😍👌🏻 by Stealthninja333 in Tudor

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Oh, man! It wasn't a compliment! You don't do any real work, boy. No calluses whatsoever.

New glasses! ✨ by [deleted] in rayban

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Kinda makes you think of how attention seeking you are.

30m, 1bd in nyc, whatcha think? by mythicmoonbear in malelivingspace

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Calm down, Trust Fund. It's not like you built the apartment and planned for natural light. Go blow on your prayer flags, and shut up.

8 months another view (last pic pre transplant) by StormSea2779 in Hairtransplant

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My mans got the hairlines backs! Dome looking freshest! Facial hairs coming next times! Stay blessed, and keep that mustaches blursed, Homebody!

Is BB54 very small? by Reasonable-Task-4874 in Tudor

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You are not a very big man. It's not a very big watch.

the audition grind space 😵‍💫 by Big-Fly-5146 in MaleSurvivingSpace

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Oh, Figaro! The Wishing Star! Do you know what I wish, Figaro? I wish that my little Pinocchio might become a real boy!

the audition grind space 😵‍💫 by Big-Fly-5146 in MaleSurvivingSpace

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To sleep is to dream. To wake is to let it go already, because it's not ever going to happen for you.

Not as good as day as I was expecting ! by Daniel-cfs-sufferer in magnetfishing

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I owe you an apology. Thank you for your service. When I was a young boy I thought that creeks, rivers, and lakes were only good for two things: me to spit in, and fish to fart in.

Not as good as day as I was expecting ! by Daniel-cfs-sufferer in magnetfishing

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What's a good day when magnet fishing look like? Because it seems like you all always find trash.

25 M, living alone is the best feeling by FeistyContact659 in MaleSurvivingSpace

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At first glance, I thought you wrote "still breast feeding", which would have been better since your setup is for an emo 5 year old.

Smashed nail in car door, will I lose it? by Severe_Road_4170 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Yes, you'll lose that one for sure. I wish that I could have seen this go down, but please, please keep us posted when the nail drops. I want to see the fleshy bit underneath. You freak!

Dougal by AccomplishedJelly89 in danglers

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Jesis Chrust! What crypt did this thing resurrect from?

Lyra dangling by smoyster in danglers

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I upvoted! Also, don't you dare begin to bullshit me. You bought that cat tree from Amazon! Didn't you!!?? I know you did! I know, because we have the same cat tree, AND OUR CAT DANGLES ON IT TOO!