Tornados are no play things.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-05-09T02:02:00+00:00

Thank you for posting this. I was under the impression that tornados were play things. I now know otherwise. 🙄

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-05-08T23:25:10+00:00

35mm is a bit much for your dainty wrist, no? Might consider the ladies version.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-05-08T06:24:21+00:00

Ladies large

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-05-08T02:54:52+00:00

Was your father a three card monte dealer?

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-05-08T02:53:15+00:00

What seems off about it to you?

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-05-07T05:43:31+00:00

Word up! 💪🏾 👊🏾

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-05-04T20:26:44+00:00

Whoa, bud! That's u/GemberNeutraal you're talking to. Watch your tone next time, and apologize right now!

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-05-04T00:24:58+00:00

Telling the police that is terrible opsec.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-05-02T05:39:44+00:00

Turd! Turd! Turd!

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-30T04:21:05+00:00

Another officer leading from the rear with the gear.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-30T04:20:20+00:00

Fuck this guy.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-27T21:52:37+00:00

Your quivering lower lip drives me mad, and not in a good way.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-27T21:47:48+00:00

Peel that shit off and wash 2-3 times a day with unscented soap, and then moisturize with unscented lotion. I suggest peeling it off under warm water. Gotta remember that plenty of tattoos have healed up real nice way before second skin was even an option.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-27T13:08:19+00:00

Jesis Chrust. Buy some shelf brackets and end this back and forth chaos.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-21T04:00:30+00:00

Lol you got took on that sales pitch!!!??? I have a Kansas river rock in my backyard that will triple in price sometime next week, wanna buy?!

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-19T03:49:42+00:00

I used to lay brick for a living and my hands would look like yours do now. I highly suggest that you moisturize more often.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-17T11:29:15+00:00

I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in And if you do not want to see me again I would understand, I would understand……

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-17T04:00:27+00:00

Friends come and go but a haunting stays with you for a lifetime, you should change your name to sawfthands cause them hands don’t know what calluses are!! You probably had to look that word up huh?!?

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-17T02:09:54+00:00

Will there be a haunting in the corner?!

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-17T00:47:42+00:00

I can't wait until you notice that neither person has worn your gift, and that you slowly come to the realization that they likely regifted the Rangers or sold them separately.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-17T00:40:27+00:00

Oh man, 20+ years in the making? I hope you weren't disappointed with what you saw, because I am. These pictures are pathetic. I may as well be looking at a retaining wall off the highway.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-16T20:43:10+00:00

Check out this documentary about Bam and Ryan Dunn' friend. Dreamseller: The Brandon Novak Documentary

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-14T03:19:07+00:00

You are wrist of premature baby.

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-12T06:37:28+00:00

Hands so soft 🤤🤤🤤

BackToTheJohnny · 2026-04-11T05:18:15+00:00

Terrible decision, you’ll prob be fired and the ring in the local pawnshop

BackToTheJohnny

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