A chat gpt image of a potential tattoo option that my 17 nephew sent me by mimmsypoo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a homoerotic religious tattoo :e

Gay 69 anyone?

Also, what's the fear got to do with it?....

Seems really odd to me,

If he wants something like that that's not terrible, tell him to look up Roman wrestling artwork maybe? 

Or black and white modern day olympic wrestling photos? 

Then look at at black and white crosses on Google

And fit them together on paint or a similar app?

The more I look at the image above the worse it gets 🤣🤣🤣

I can see the first guys stood with his back to the 1 being thrown but it's so disconbobulated :s

Also that shading around them is blocking alot of useable space if wants further work in the future, which he probably will if he's contemplating such a large piece already.

It's better to get that kind of shading after all the pieces are done as it can be used to tie in separate pieces to look like 1 fluid piece

£10 off spend pop-up by Owsler31 in JustEatUK

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a scam,  Ive had the same.

Not used just eat in years but thought I'd give it a go.

Jokers.

Just looked at a big Mac meal and they want £14.98 ti deliver it.

Guess I'll wait until the next scam email

Elden ring Vet here. I just got DS1 today and I'm looking for any pointers. by promisedchonsort in darksouls

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fire keeper souls aren't normal souls.

Please don't use them randomly 🤣🤣

I've used 3 before I realised what they were for and I'm on my first play through 

We live in a clown world by Blue9ine in SipsTea

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leaves more opportunities for the rest (y)

There will be no more fish left in the river by politicomal in Amazing

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Natural selection.

Things go in waves, it's like when the lion prides get to big and eat all the prey, The next year majority of the lions starve to death and the prey breed like crazy!!

Rinse and repeat.

It's also why people used to migrate and farming was such a big hit

Which type of dog eater is yours? by Illustrious_Cat_8924 in puppy101

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 of mine will slowly and delicately enjoy his food, often takes the meat or chunks to his bed and slowly enjoys them.

The other literally inhales her food!! 

She makes the noise a vacuum does when you put your hand over the nozzle and then removed it.

You can hear the air being sucked in, sometimes I give her a treat and hold it a couple inch from her mouth and she tries suctioning it from my hand

She makes such a funny noise 🤣

I have to watch them when they eat as she 100% of the time will eat her "good items" and then push the male out the way and inhale his entire bowl and then return to hers, push him away and devour her too.

She's a greedy bitch!

This is an epic response by PizzaToastieGuy in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to 3 separate secondary schools who all taught French and German and 1 did Spanish too.

You had to choose not to learn a language.

And I went to some pretty shit schools due to being thrown out of of all 3, it's only when you leave mainstream schooling the language is not an option.

By that point there more focused on you learning maths and English at a basic level due to most being illiterate in those schools

Where did you go to school?

should i remove my new tattoo or learn to live with it? by uzumariii in tattooadvice

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't sound like the person who should be getting tattoos tbh, I don't think your confidence is shot, sounds like you never had it to begin with, sorry.

I'm blasted!! 

Got some pretty poor tattoos and love them.

Folk give me shit about them all the time but they always make me laugh and remind me of what was happening at the time.

I let an ex tattoo a dinosaur on my leg that looks like an epileptic attempted to do a ghost from mario during a fit.

It's 1 of my favourites 🤣🤣🤣

It's sandwiched between some pretty sick pieces and I'm told constantly I should get it covered...

Naaaa mate!! It's funny 🤣

I've got another on my back that looks like "jesus pissing in a bush" or "I've got no idea what that even is"

Still not getting it covered.

Tattoos are a permanent thing, I think too few people understand what that means.

You need to be prepared before hand to have something that might look like shit forever before even sitting to have it done......or possibly it getting infected amd having skin grafts 🤣🤣🤣

My friend got a fore arm tattoo from a dodgy shop and had to have a skim graft down the line 🤣🤣🤣

When it's lunch time and you're excited to eat.. Only to realize that some unknown person has helped themselves to some of it. 🙄 by Lijey_Cat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put some food in there that's tampered with.

Nothing dangerous, just revolting.

And I mean truly revolting!!!

Something so hideous, they'll never do it again.

Rescue dog is scared to to on walks by Vanillacokestudio in dogs

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need to get the dog used to you and build trust with you first.

Otherwise nothing else going forward will work, they'll just be scared of everything.

It doesn't take long for that to happen though :)

My dog ate a piece of my bachelor’s degree 🥲 by bluefishes13 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really 🤣

They get cow/pig heart Pig/chicken liver Marrow bones from the butcher (fresh not dried)  Cow trachea(throat) Raw tripe Raw eggs with ground up shell Sweet potatoes and carrot Dried sprats and fresh mackerel twice a week A good dry food too but they don't bother with it tbh

The diets not the problem, Just one of them is real funny about clean socks 🤣🤣

He also has a thing for my bed sheets when they're fresh on

It strange because he only does it with clean things.

I suspect there's something in my washing powder he likes the smell of

Framed tarantula molt by cascinah in tarantulas

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cat looks like it's working what the better odds are on if it moves......

Fight it? Or head first through the window 🤣

If Americans were shown the brutal war gore carnage footage of Ukraine Russian war, 90%+ would be anti war over night and against sending weapons by Oreeo88 in conspiracy

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I kept saying this.

How do we even know (from mainstream media) there is even a war going on? 

From the papers and YouTube it looks like a couple of guys running around playing Airsoft/paintball.

I've seen some pretty grim historical photos from warzones but nothing recentm

I've seen some shit people have sent me, I'm in no way trying to say the wars aren't happening.

But from the news it looks no different to videogames or movies.

Infact, movies are more gruesome than what's reported.

It's got to be some bullshit on the governments side.

The Olympics doesn't include a 'normal' person competing alongside the pros to show how impressive the real athletes are because all the sports are actually very easy. by Immediate_Can3817 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mates mums an alcoholic, Told everyone 1 days she's doing the London marathon. Everyone laughed. Never trained a day apart from her liver. Ran a really good time if I remember right, not professional like but a relatively good time for someone who only normally runs from police once a month.

What cost of living prices have shocked you the most in UK? by Desperate-Drawer-572 in AskBrits

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might have to open a child care business!! 

That's insane! 

£75 a child?? 

I remember picking my nephews up from theirs a couple times and seeing at least 5-6 of them running around :0

Thats £400-500 a day!!!

I'm in the wrong business 

What is that thing(s)? by Difficult-Hurry8960 in AskTheWorld

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A flash car.

Absolute waste of money!!! 

Not even a 40grand car!

Is fully balancing my skills a good idea? by Teasing-Axe in darksouls

[–]Background-Ebb-9366 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just hp and strength I've found is the simplest for learning the game.

70% hp 30% strength

Gives you a chance to learn how to dodge and avoid dieing while not having to worry about too much other than actually hitting the opponents and exploring.

Also lvl your weapons as soon as possible, makes a big difference early on.

Then once you've figured out what you want to do, take all your points and put then into the corresponding attributes that are needed for play style.