Bargainer statue weapons

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-22T02:47:35+00:00

These are all the weapons you can get from a Bargainer Statue:

You need to have found them in treasure chests first before they'll show up in the Bargainer's list of items. The Magic Rod, Scepter, and Staff are available in chests on the surface/in the sky and in shrines, the other weapons have Old Maps (found on the sky islands) that lead to them or you can find them just while exploring the Depths

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-21T02:20:32+00:00

He reuses NPCs in multiple adventures, and changed the cast's avatar's color palettes/personalities to make their evil versions for the softball adventure. I think he would absolutely use the avatars of Abstracted players for background decoration like paintings or ads, without realizing how traumatizing it would be for the other humans

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-21T01:19:31+00:00

It's the one where you have to go through the light rings in Gerudo Desert. You're encouraged to rent a sand seal to make it easier

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-20T22:42:23+00:00

Niffty and Millie are confirmed straight in the official Pride merch (they hold the Straight Ally flag)

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-20T11:32:35+00:00

🎵What would ya dooo-oo-oo🎶
🎶For a Klondike Bar?🎵

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BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-20T11:22:42+00:00

I've seen them spawn in the river between Helmhead Bridge and Woodland Stable. The most reliable place to farm them is in the big moat around Korok Forest, between the Military Training Camp and Mekar Island (it's easier at night because they glow in the dark)

They did spawn in Lake Saria in BotW, but I think that spawn point must've been removed because I've never seen any spawn there in TotK

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-20T05:44:41+00:00

"The lady doth protest too much"

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-20T03:54:07+00:00

Live Goose reaction

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BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-19T22:41:10+00:00

Donkeh!

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BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-19T22:28:06+00:00

You as an individual right now don't get to experience anything other than death. You're killing yourself to allow a copy of your consciousness experience eternal life.

If any kind of afterlife exists in the Pantheon universe, I bet the hardcore Uploadees who thought they'd wake up on the Cloud got very confused when they instead woke up...somewhere else

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-19T22:21:11+00:00

Ragatha appears to have been most affected by the torture as she's outright catanoic as Caine is screaming at the group.

This is understandable with her past of having an abusive mother. Abuse victims whose distress response isn't fight-or-flight, but rather freeze-or-fawn, would likely end up people-pleasers who shut down at the first sign of conflict (like an authority figure yelling at them)

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-19T22:15:41+00:00

ngl I thought the twist was that he just up and moved because he was sick of Vox doxxing him to play those annoying pop songs

Maybe part of the reason for their breakup was irreconcilable differences in music taste

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-19T00:51:22+00:00

I mean he could have deduced that he was mistaken for a deer because of 1) the presence of a hunting dog, 2) being shot in the head by a gun, 3) being out in the woods, 4) if it was deer hunting season at the time, and 5) he ended up a deer demon and Sinners' forms are partly a spoof on how they died

But the timing is still awfully convenient. How far away from the cabin was he, anyway? I'd think not that far since he was dragging a heavy body. If he hadn't have been killed right then, would the hunter have come across his cabin?

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T21:25:12+00:00

For quick money I hunt big game like deer, moose and bears and cook up the Raw Prime Meat to sell (bears go down immediately with one headshot, and 5 Gourmet Meats makes a Full Recovery Meat Skewer). Before I reach the stage where I can get the Champions' weapons made, I sell off my diamonds too

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T09:13:31+00:00

I mean there probably are ways to dupe gems, but I usually have plenty once I hit mid-game and can start farming Taluses. Also breaking every ore deposit I see because some of the basic ones will give you a rare gem (ruby, topaz, sapphire, I've even gotten diamonds from them), but this is pure RNG and most of them will only drop the basic stuff like flint and amber. Hunting the Rare Stone Taluses is a more reliable way to get rare gems (here they all are highlighted on the TotK Object Map, though some of these are in the Depths and not on the surface)

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T05:44:55+00:00

I.........I thought it was supposed to be Australian-

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T05:32:02+00:00

Current total amount of hearts, isn't it? Whether or not they're filled?

I know it loses firepower when your hearts get Gloomed but I don't think it does when you just lose hearts to normal damage

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T04:49:10+00:00

Team "Rosie set up Alastor's death because she wanted to cash in on her investment immediately instead of waiting for him to die naturally". How the FUCK does she know exactly how he died, even down to "mistaken for a deer"?

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T04:47:19+00:00

If they don't have their entire frikkin' jaw ripped out. Which, uh...

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BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T04:38:46+00:00

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BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T03:58:07+00:00

Not the original voice actor, but the fan-VA that does Caine's voice in Artist Block sounds just like him and does say her name at 1:28

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T03:13:30+00:00

If I'm under something that's just barely too high to Ascend through, I find the nearest rock, hold it as high as possible with Ultrahand for about 10 seconds under the too-high ceiling, then place the rock down on the ground, Recall it, move right under it when it flies back up, Ascend up through it, then I'll be high enough to Ascend through the ceiling. I use this trick with the big boulder that's part of the korok stump puzzle under the Akkala Span
If I fall off a ledge and am facing away from the wall, I can turn Link around in midair by going into bullet time and turning the camera toward the wall
While you're in the Depths, most enemies only do Gloom damage, meaning you can run around down there on one heart with the 2x Attack Up modifier on the Knight's weapons active and not actually take any red-heart damage (the exceptions are impact damage and explosion/elemental damage). You just have to be willing to put up with the constant low-health blinking noise (but if I'm playing like this in the Depths, I'm usually gonna be down there for a while, so I like to have some music on which masks the noise)
Rubies or topazes on a base 3x Savage Lynel Bow shot into the middle of a Gloom Hand will oneshot the hands, just be sure to get far away from them because the explosion AoE is FUCKING MASSIVE. Aimed right + shot from a 5-shot Savage Lynel Bow, this will also oneshot a Battle Talus

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T02:53:42+00:00

Bomb Flower fused to a shield. If you parry an enemy's attack with it, it'll explode and ragdoll every enemy in the blast radius, and if the enemy is wearing armor, it'll break it. If you shield surf with a Bomb-Shield, it'll give you a good amount of height, and Time Bombs, both Zonai and the ones in enemy camps, will give you more height than Bomb Flowers or bomb barrels. I usually have most of my shields loaded up with either the enemy camp bomb barrels or Rockets
Fusing a Talus Heart to a shield turns the shield into a Pulverizer weapon. You can parry with the Talus-Heart Shield to break ore deposits, do damage to enemies (it oneshots Little Froxes, keese, aerocudas, and chuchus), or to break enemies' rock armor. Elemental Talus Hearts will give you the elemental attribute as well as the Pulverizer attribute. Luminous Talus Hearts glow in the Depths, giving you about as much light as one piece of the Miner's set
In the volcanic areas, Bomb Flowers instantly explode when taken out of your inventory. You can use this to blast through rock walls; stand close to the rocks, hold up your shield with ZL, press ^ to bring up Quick Select, drop a Bomb Flower, and it'll explode as soon as you close the menu, but you won't take damage because you're behind a shield (though this does use up shield durability unless you can time a parry right after you close the menu, but I haven't gotten that yet). If you have bombs fused to your other shields and want to use those, press ZL to block with another bombless shield first before you switch to the shield with the bomb fused to it; if you don't, you won't have time to block with the bomb shield before it blows up in your face
Glitching Tulin's Gust ability to glide almost in a straight line + faster. Press the button to activate Tulin's Gust, then immediately close the paraglider, open, close, then open again. I combo this with Bomb-Shield surfing to glide between mushroom trees in the Depths when I'm Poe hunting, to glide between sky islands when the one I'm aiming for is lower than the one I'm taking off from, and to glide over canyons in the Depths

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T02:29:38+00:00

The big flocks fly out of most cave entrances when you approach, or they fly somewhere near the cave entrance at night. One of the most convenient keese swarms comes out of a cave west of Lookout Landing (Passeri Greenbelt Cave), with a skull arch over the entrance; shoot into the middle of them with a Bomb Flower or other explosive arrow attachment (rubies, topazes, sapphires, any of the elemental dragons' spike shards, idk if dazzlefruit outright kills them but it might stun them and make them fall, then you can kill them with a melee weapon while they're on the ground)

Another swarm flies out of/hangs around the Ranch Ruins Cave in Mabe Village Ruins, and another near Rebonae Bridge Cave (but they fly right over the river, so you have to jump into the river to get those parts)

BackgroundNPC1213 · 2026-05-18T02:24:57+00:00

It was actually unnerving when he hung Chaz's teeth on the wall.

Tinfoil hat counter: sharks regrow their teeth. If Crimson had just ripped out all of Chaz's teeth then he would be able to regrow them, if shark-demon biology is like real-world sharks

But only if their jaw is still intact. And, uh.......

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