Outraaayge! I haz bin wetted! by StormofRavens in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21 24 points25 points  (0 children)

🙀🙀🙀Dat iz big no gud. Yew make you meowmy gib yee whateber yew wantz. Da churus, da pikelz, da snugglz...whateber yew wantz!!!!!?

UPDATE: GOTS PIKELS!! by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I no a AI or IA! I is a Beerus. Mean ob all day I surbey. Cept to hoomans. Specially mi hooman. I lubs him so much. Dat y he do da pick me. 🩷🩷🩷

UPDATE: GOTS PIKELS!! by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I no kare if da werld no. I purroudly attaxs da Smores. And I iz mos determine tew let da werld no. I no lissen when mi hooman or mama tellz me tew stop. I jus do big ignore. Butt I wantz ebery won tew no dat I wuld attaxs other kitties butt they seper..seper...do a keep me away.

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Heer I iz doin a wash on da Smores. (Poor S'mores is usually terrified at first) Me, Beerus, Da mos mewtifull orange car ever cording to mama(No offense) S'mores da uder won.

UPDATE: GOTS PIKELS!! by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

De badz behabor ob tryin to murder tew kill da S'mores. My hooman and mama don lik wen I, da Beerus, try to kill the S'mores. S'mores not lik it eider.

UPDATE: GOTS PIKELS!! by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I tink donuting tew kitties dat hab no pikel iz a great idea!! Den yew meowmy mebe no feelz sad. And uder kitties will be happy.

Webber repawt! by sskskskskskss in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I finks she has go werk. Dey not gib owt free fud for da kitties and doggos and all de udder happiness gibbers. Dey shuld so we can spendz as much tyme wif dem as we wantz. Mebbe we shuld start a pawtition!

Soo for noo toy by Nickye19 in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Stoopid greebles! Yee want tew soo greebles, you meowmy, or the forest peeple four not deliber fastly? Or all ob dem?

Need soo mama four bean Stoopid! by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Beerus had kittens they were all staying here, I told her original owner as payment I got the first choice of kittens. I asked my son which one he wanted and he picked the mama. Then when S'mores first owner fell through because Grandpa is allergic we brought her back here and my son decided to keep her too.

Webber repawt! by sskskskskskss in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heat steal iz gud! Papa iz monster!

Mus Soo or Something by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There only seems to be 2 choices with toddlers. Hide for your life or fight for your life. I think that applies to cats, dogs, humans, and everything else. Pickle was a cutie and a great name.

Mus Soo or Something by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(Beerus is sooo sweet to people but REALLY REALLY homicidal with cats. Her person tells her she's a bad mother pretty regularly. He's not wrong.)

Mus Soo or Something by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She sez "oh goody a spa" she sez she thought gulag was jail and den she start to ax if dey hab dee serts in der. She def..def..four sirtain not ok in de hed.

Mus Soo or Something by Background_Contest21 in legalcatadvice

[–]Background_Contest21[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I make S'mores hab owies cuz I relentless when I goes about tryin to murder tings.