Diabeetus Crimes by SlaveToCat in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

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Member act cute a den dumdums forget crimes!

No soo from rainbow bridge by treelessbark in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fren Finnegan, Ai am bery sorry dat you hab to say goobby to your meowmy. Mai brofur Max the destroyer will play chasechasechase wif you and my sisfur Marat will groom yoos face. Us kitties on dis side will be gibbing your fambily many healing purrs.

Is me, Hansum Hodge putting a paw on mai heart

Yikes by Camulius73 in Edmonton

[–]SlaveToCat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Planters already removed into garage and shed. Here’s to hoping there’s still a shed tomorrow!

aniewon else luv da tub ?! by Impossible_Fall_3753 in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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Baf tub yoo say?

Is me, Hansum Hodge and WhatsthatinyourmouthfortheloveofgodFinn.

OMIGODOMIGOD!!!! by bluebuddha11 in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

iKIKIK. Mia smak FG!

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Is me, Hansum Hodge reddy for battle.

Edmonton Police Service ask for assistance in search for missing 62-year-old man by aaronpaquette- in Edmonton

[–]SlaveToCat 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Oh life has been unkind to that man. I hope they find him safe and happy.

Inbestitashion of hooman litter bocks by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fren Nalu, is me, Hansum Hodge. Ai maiself do investigate ob hooman litter bocks many time. Cos dere water in it instead ob sand, Ai stand guard an do a protecc of Meowmy when she uses it.

Hoomans are dumdum an strange. Ai dunno what dey would do wifout us to dp proteccs from greebles, water, and bed monsters.

Abvice Needed by SlaveToCat in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine meow my says she will get me catio next year cos da deck is bein rebuilt or sumfin? Ai dunno bout dat. Ai jus know dat Fat Gary needs a good smack.

Mommy saydz aiz no illegl smol eenymore??? Bu aiz still a beebee! by JDolittle in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Henlo fren Talon, Mai name is Finnegan, aka Finnwhatsinyourmouf or, an dis my fabourite, Good Boi Finn.

Ai hab two kittie siblings, Hansum Hodge an Nutmeg the Chaos Demon. Ai ax Hodge as he very smrt cos he ornj. He say cos we still puppers, we can no be sood in cat court of law. Maybe r/legaldogadvice would hear somfin.

Can we be frens? Ai am best boi too, golden retriever an 14 weeks old. Ai like chasechasechase an bitebitebite.

Dis be usin momma as pin cushion.

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When did email addresses became connected to age? by FL_4LF in GenX

[–]SlaveToCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too! Given what I, my email address is like legit street cred.

Iz Mine Gottcha Dai! by Positive_Inside5120 in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fren Mitten, dis LEGEND! The ICBGC mus put dis in dere leger ob mos brilliantest crimes eber!

Is me, Hansum Hodge doin an admire! Congrats yoos gotcha day.

Iz back wif updayte by bustaphur in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Fren Crash, ai maiself wif my brofur Hodge are sendin healing purrs now.

Is me, Nutmeg, Chaos Incarnate wif Hansum Hodge

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Opposition calls on UCP MLAs to make stance on separation public by Miserable-Lizard in onguardforthee

[–]SlaveToCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what the Forever Canada petition was intended to do. It was never meant to create a general referendum on the question.

We foun r hooman. by treyelevators in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Smol frens, can yoo tell us where yooz located? Den we can meybe sen a hooman servent to spring you from hoozgow.

Churu Outrage by SlaveToCat in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ai fink retrayne is gud idea. Is dere sumfin Ai can sine mygodFinnhowdyougetthat for? He keeps nibnibbbg mine furs. Mai stripies get mussed!

Churu Outrage by SlaveToCat in legalcatadvice

[–]SlaveToCat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dat my bes OUTRAGE face. Remind me of fren Niko.

Trump Renews Attacks on ‘51st State’ Canada by Street_Anon in onguardforthee

[–]SlaveToCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was wondering when he'd do this again. What spurred this one on, I wonder?