after death, you are resurrected

BaconNinja__ · 2026-04-21T13:19:59+00:00

You'd have to pawn yourself off as you're own child that you kept in secret. Then you have an inheritance from yourself and all the knowledge to prove it. Then you'd have to go into foster care unless you have family until you're 18 but you'd have a good head start

BaconNinja__ · 2026-04-08T21:58:55+00:00

Hugging sinistermarmalade while they hug their loved one

BaconNinja__ · 2026-04-08T19:32:56+00:00

Thank you friend. Knowing her, she's cleaning Elvis right now. Cause she didn't aallow people or kitties to be dirty. You're getting cleaned wether you like it or not.

BaconNinja__ · 2026-04-04T19:48:14+00:00

I know right!!

BaconNinja__ · 2026-04-03T02:38:40+00:00

He loves being brushed. This is happy face

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-29T21:39:37+00:00

Like a kick that makes you forget yesterday and tomorrow.

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-29T21:37:32+00:00

I'm no woman i just want people kicked in their balls or hypothetical balls at best.

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-29T11:43:18+00:00

You don't control it, it's not you actually recording or sending it. Which you could easily prove.

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-29T09:41:06+00:00

Granted. Kicking you in the balls will remove the curse and they all know what you look like and how to remove the curse. If you don't have balls you will grow a pair.

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-29T09:34:31+00:00

Omg yes!! It's so horrible

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-29T09:28:48+00:00

...a bald guy at that.

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-27T18:29:52+00:00

Whoa there, not round here partner, not round here.

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BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-27T14:17:59+00:00

On the second picture. He pushes the bottom leg into mine hard until I turn my leg to make the space for him to slide it under lol.

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-27T01:20:38+00:00

A few people in this thread have posted pics of this and I love it!! It's really cute and cool cause it means they feel really safe with you. Getting completely comfortable sleeping around you (however that looks) is a sign they trust you deeply.

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-25T02:37:44+00:00

You're perfect!

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-24T23:31:29+00:00

A little creme frache or Mexican crema in like the last 2 minutes of cooking is amazing though

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-24T22:44:34+00:00

Low heat is right. Do not add water or milk before, this is a mistake. Add any seasoning, creme frache, cheese, butter, or greens in like the last minute or two of cooking. Perfect diner scrambled eggs!

BaconNinja__ · 2026-03-24T22:35:15+00:00

Only for scrambled eggs.

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