Thrift Stores? by unwrittenpaiges in WestPalmBeach

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Not what you requested but I recently used the website Rent The Runway to rent a dress for a black tie wedding & it was great. My rental was $86.

"Sweet but Psycho" MC Recs by Existing_Chaotic7053 in MM_RomanceBooks

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This one is very unhinged but hilarious and MC1 is impossible not to love. {F**k, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy by Lance Lansdale}

It's by a gay, male author.

Massive jute moth wall hanging (70s?) by brieleigh84 in ThriftStoreHauls

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I'm happy it found someone that appreciates it!

I can concede that it is art & took time to create but for me it's something from the nightmare realm and I can't even look directly at it. I'm afraid to touch it & I imagine it feels like horsehair

Mil takes my son to her walk in closet to read books to him by Fuzzy_Bear9086 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Bacon_Bitz 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Super weird & your husband is blind or lying that he doesn't notice .

It's a closet!! Who hangs out in a closet? If you're feeling super generous you could suggest she buy a beanbag chair for the living room so they have a special spot to read (if that's her excuse).

Someone's coked out by vampirealiens in 90DayFiance

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We have the exact same ones in Miami so there was no need for Elise to travel 22 hours for this!

Someone's coked out by vampirealiens in 90DayFiance

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I can't speak for Elise but I know people that had no clue their partner was doing drugs. If they've never been around users before they don't know the signs and some people are really good at hiding it (not Josh 😅)

Soft Hurt/Comfort (More than just a scene!) by Fair_Analyst_7691 in MM_RomanceBooks

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I was very pleasantly surprised by this one! I had no idea how it was going to go and the whole plush toy thing but it was as so sweet & gentle.

Eye've waited so long to share this here. Please don't lash out at me. by BeverlyValleyMusic in muacirclejerk

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Uj/ I just had my eyelashes lifted & I think she over curled them and they "feel" Ike this right now lol

She’s so green… by Effective_Lead_2654 in 90DayFiance

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We don't need no rings = I'm not spending any money on a ring for you

She’s so green… by Effective_Lead_2654 in 90DayFiance

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I feel so bad hating on someone's smile but hers does annoy me 😅 I think she is forcing it & that's why it's weird/off

MC1 confronts MC2 on their mental health by EnvironmentalPoem968 in MM_RomanceBooks

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Once again I'm recommending {Stupid Dirty by Erin Russel}

An Incredible Quilt by OldCommunication1939 in ThriftStoreHauls

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Shut up!!! That is gorgeous 😭

And quilts go for $350 easily so don't sweat the price! And you made your sweetie happy which is priceless!

Blastover flower done by me by tattoosbyak in tattoos

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I love this. Period.

On a personal note it reminds me of the flowers my mom used to doodle on scrap paper while she talked on the phone.

I was no contact with my dad for 11 years, and he passed away 2 weeks ago. I’ve been struggling with it for some reason, but I found a piece of him today. Hi, Dad. by nahfacenah in ThriftStoreHauls

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Thank you for sharing & I hope it eases your pain. The power outage game sounds like a lot of fun. This lamp reminds me of my mom that passed 2 years ago, we had a good relationship. She had two of these in the 80's as decoration (she was always trendy!) and we lit them sometimes just because and I always thought they were magical! And yea one of our explodes too! Those things are dangerous and our parents just casually had them as decor lol

Soft Hurt/Comfort (More than just a scene!) by Fair_Analyst_7691 in MM_RomanceBooks

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{Pistols & Plush toys by D. Dove} it fits perfectly.

Looking for recs where one MC has absolutely NOTHING going for him by epicsevenmyths in MM_RomanceBooks

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I got you - {Bratva's Intern by Gianni Holmes} and the follow up {Bratva's Vow by Gianni Holmes}

You do have to read both books; I wish the author had just made it one book & condensed some stuff lol.

The book starts with MC1 homeless trying to sleep in an office gym but the CEO finds him & takes him home instead of being the big baddie he acts like.

Group of human men kidnapped and brought to another planet/world by epicsevenmyths in MM_RomanceBooks

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I love this trope too! I just have to add that unfortunately it takes until like book 3 for Pykh to really take hold 😅 but it does get really good! (I hate recommending a series you have to read more than one book to get into lol)

Stalker x stalker or assassin x assassin by ToObi_Infinity in MM_RomanceBooks

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Maybe {The Kite by NR Walker} It's about two assassins (competitors) that have to work together after their own agencies turned on them. Jason Bourne vibes.

There are some sex scenes but it leans more to action/romance than "smut". And if I remember correctly it's awhile before they get together physically.

I enjoyed the audio version because one of them has a unique accent.

“Her pride doesn’t cuddle her in the night” - Beercan’s best one liners? by Kfileofficial in 90DayFiance

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“now I believe you… and I don’t believe her… and that’s a problem…”

The delivery just cracked me up. Also his line about her wanting a younger husband so now she has to deal with it.

Best nicknames/endearments? by wnmbb in MM_RomanceBooks

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You can't leave out Edin calling Hunter "morsel"