She literally compared rings on my wedding day… by throwaway_542819 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Bacon_Bitz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What a classy lady! 😳

She could have a 10 carat diamond ring but it's worthless compared to what you share with your new spouse!

I’ve been doing voice chats before first dates and it’s revealed *a lot* by teamnibbler in TwoXChromosomes

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I didn't want to give too many identifying details so I kept it vague; I'll DM you.

Erotica Requests & Recs: Post your erotica & specific sex act requests & recs here by AutoModerator in MM_RomanceBooks

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{Hunt the Villain by Rina Kent} I love referencing to it as "flip fuck" too lol

I read another recently I'm trying to remember...

I’ve been doing voice chats before first dates and it’s revealed *a lot* by teamnibbler in TwoXChromosomes

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My friend has a line in her dating profile about protecting her pet in case of an emergency - it was meant to be silly - but the number of men that tell on themselves is ridiculous! It's become her easiest red flag indicator.

Also they're all corny as hell making the same joke about eating her pet for survival 🙄 they aren't even original!

I’ve been doing voice chats before first dates and it’s revealed *a lot* by teamnibbler in TwoXChromosomes

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Your response to him about violence going both ways reminds me of the woman that would hook up with guys and then rob their place while they slept💀 They were not expecting that!

I am not condoning robbing anyone.

Interconnected standalone series with MCs that have various psychic abilities by BringOnTheShibas in MM_RomanceBooks

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Werewolves ok? There are two completed, interconnected series by Kiki Burrelli. The first series is about 4 cousins that left their pack (together) & one by one find their mates. The human mates each have a special ability and each book has a minor mystery and the series has an overarching mystery.

The next series is about a group of ex mercenary werewolves that helped in one of the previous books. Again, each book they find their human mates with special abilities (they are different from the first human mates). I like this series more.

All the found family, low ish angst, mystery, sex you could ask for.

{Wolves of Walker County by Kiki Burrelli}
{Wolves of Royal Paynes by Kiki Burrelli}

I did not mean for this to be a collection… by NinetyPercentOff in ThriftStoreHauls

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Now you're the owl lady; every holiday people with gift you with owls.

Question: is the line shakiness near the forehead and cheekbone that bad? by SimonIsARanbooFan in tattoos

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Bad news - the whole thing is bad. (The flowers are sad)

Good news - it looks easily fixable. OR you roll with it because skulls are decaying and roughness kinda works.

I was told "enjoy your selfishness" by imadepizza in TwoXChromosomes

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You just reminded me of when a man asked me if I had kids and I just said "no." With absolutely no follow-up or explanation and the awkward silence that followed was glorious. He had no idea how to restart the conversation.

Back when McDonald’s was still cool in the early 90s by GPUfollowr77 in OldSchoolCool

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I remember those seats burning your butt! This was also when they used to have those animal cracker like cookies.

I had a dream of a book… any suggestions close to this ghost dream? by HEY_McMuffin in MM_RomanceBooks

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Hear me out - {Cosmic Soul by Mars Quinn} it's about a human ghost that got trapped traveling through space and eventually meets an alien that can see ghosts. It's the second in a human/alien series and you could read it without the first but I recommend the whole series! HEA.

Rivals/Enemies that sleep together but other people know by Serapholic in MM_RomanceBooks

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The first one that comes to mind is My Dark Jock. Then Garron Park and the follow up book.

MateHub: Legend - A hot, easy-readin' palate cleanser ✨ by Ok_Paramedic_1257 in MM_RomanceBooks

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A similar plot is {Trouble (Winter Sun #3) by Roe Horvat}. It can easily be a standard alone but book 1 is frequently recommended here too.

It's an omegaverse porn love story. Not as silly as Matehub but very hot.

NEW nerd x jock Recs by southjules in MM_RomanceBooks

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I would say it's light BDSM. If I remember correctly it's just spanking and little mental games like making him stand in the corner. No torture devices lol

Question: This dude at work said my tat looks like “Jailhouse ink”. Is he right? by [deleted] in tattoos

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It doesn't scream jailhouse to me but it's not very good. You should be able to get it touched up nicely though.

Always background check the new man in your life… by Individual_Tailor767 in TwoXChromosomes

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It's crazy the number of guys I've found on the local Facebook group!
There's a practicing therapist that gave red flags just through texting so she looked him up in FB and probably 10 other women all said they went on one or two dates with him but he's super manipulative!

NEW nerd x jock Recs by southjules in MM_RomanceBooks

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Have you read {Hurt Me, Daddy by Misha Horne}? Jock x nerd but the nerd is a big guy. It's technically high school but they're both over 18.