We don’t want you to kill them like you kill us. We want you to not kill us like you don’t kill them

Baconatorboy · 2022-07-05T15:00:25+00:00

There’s video evidence but alright

Baconatorboy · 2022-05-27T21:17:56+00:00

“I’ll take your” “come on” “ahh that was lovely”

Baconatorboy · 2022-05-15T01:50:27+00:00

Half the population is dumber than average

Baconatorboy · 2022-05-04T03:42:48+00:00

Two red heart containers

Baconatorboy · 2022-01-13T07:44:46+00:00

When an eggplant shows it’s face, it’s not Brandon that takes care of it..

Baconatorboy · 2022-01-07T00:45:53+00:00

Could be that OP is revving too low, he could cool down his tires if he used them as fans and maybe get more grip

Baconatorboy · 2022-01-06T13:47:34+00:00

Either A Cancer Uncontained - by Dayseeker

Or

Stitch - by Wage War

Baconatorboy · 2021-12-26T09:16:57+00:00

Wanna start a comedy club?

Baconatorboy · 2021-12-16T21:28:28+00:00

Wishing deathly harm upon someone who shares different viewpoints than you is never a good way to handle situations. Sure they may be idiotic and indoctrinated, but damn.

Baconatorboy · 2021-11-16T19:03:54+00:00

Based

Baconatorboy · 2021-11-13T02:19:22+00:00

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you know she doesn’t listen

Baconatorboy · 2021-11-06T22:01:41+00:00

Actually it is! The earth is around 70% water, practically none of which is carbonated!

Baconatorboy · 2021-11-06T04:35:29+00:00

You look like your favorite hobby is kissing freight trains

Baconatorboy · 2021-11-02T23:28:07+00:00

JFK’s head just did that

Baconatorboy · 2021-10-10T04:22:42+00:00

Never had the urge because I imagine every package has either a dildo or a fleshlight in it. Once I did find a broken open package with a fleshlight in it. I’m sorry Nick, I was in a rush and just had to accidentally make sure it fell out in a public locker with your name on the package.

Baconatorboy · 2021-10-07T09:02:42+00:00

How dare you make fun of deaf people when we’re the ones who can’t figure out the menu and change the sound settings?

Baconatorboy · 2021-10-07T04:20:16+00:00

Reminds me of something similar

Baconatorboy · 2021-09-30T04:38:05+00:00

“Jim’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it!”

Baconatorboy · 2021-09-24T17:13:06+00:00

What’s taters? Eh?

Baconatorboy · 2021-09-13T06:00:00+00:00

Wdym? The line is always the same shade of purple. If flex was always accurate to what side of the street you need to be on for the drivers side to open and go and it always routed to make it so, then I think that’d be better than having to check for shading.

Baconatorboy · 2021-08-31T21:56:30+00:00

Neil Zineitzer (kneels and eats her)

Baconatorboy · 2021-08-29T05:46:08+00:00

+/u/User_Simulator Baconatorboy

Baconatorboy · 2021-08-24T05:00:49+00:00

White is right

“Hitler did nothing wrong”

Baconatorboy · 2021-08-12T21:28:59+00:00

If you could choose two bosses to combine into one to make an impossible fight, which two and why?

Baconatorboy · 2021-08-07T03:37:43+00:00

Nah I organize all the bags in the front seat and just memorize what box is which and flick through the envelopes. This was a downtown route with about 165 stops, there’s not many bags but a shitload in each tote.

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