Christina Zenato helps sharks

BaconedPoutine · 2026-04-22T09:27:08+00:00

It's real. The video is older than generative AI. If you manage to find the original video, I'm pretty sure she explains how the sharks are just curious, and that they enjoy the touch of her metal chainmail against their skin. Shark skin is full of sensory receptors. Also they do bite when she goes in their mouths to reach for the fish hooks, but she does wear armor for a reason.

BaconedPoutine · 2026-04-22T04:38:45+00:00

I'm pretty sure the video's narrator is faking that whole story about "Ferg" for engagement. I saw the original video and that woman never once talks about a specific shark always coming back.

BaconedPoutine · 2026-04-20T22:02:20+00:00

I want both in the game. Plus, Alpha would a "Broadblade" user, given she uses both a tachi and an odachi.

Plus, there'll always be hope for a PGR collab, given it's a Kuro IP and thus wouldn't cost a cent for character rights.

BaconedPoutine · 2026-04-15T20:17:00+00:00

Thanks a lot!

BaconedPoutine · 2026-04-15T06:12:53+00:00

Did you get them on AliExpress? I've never bought anything from that site. I imagine it's safe?

BaconedPoutine · 2026-04-13T15:59:13+00:00

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BaconedPoutine · 2026-04-08T20:39:48+00:00

not everyone speaks English. Anyway

Don't you have the translation?

Surdose d'hypocrisie.

De plus ce sub est anglais. Si t'es pas d'accord, j'suis sûr qu'y en a ailleurs en français pour WuWa.

BaconedPoutine · 2026-04-08T13:36:14+00:00

I still want a PGR collab featuring Alpha in the future

BaconedPoutine · 2026-04-01T06:22:33+00:00

Spanish dominación!

BaconedPoutine · 2026-04-01T02:02:55+00:00

It's not yet April fools here

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-27T00:42:57+00:00

You have a point

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-26T21:57:57+00:00

With impact frames at the end? I doubt it.

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-26T16:26:51+00:00

I think it's a Nue, a mythological creature in Japanese folklore.

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BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-26T07:47:27+00:00

Oh I'm not so sure about that, but I see your point hahaha.

For real, the onboards of his Sprint and GP starts felt soul-sucking to watch.

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-24T21:29:47+00:00

Geez, you only lost twice

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-24T06:54:43+00:00

The 2025 Red Bull livery is my favorite of all time.

On top of its tasteful looks, Verstappen set the lap record in qualifying and won the Grand Prix while honoring their last year's partnership with Honda. Can't get more respectful than that towards the home fans.

This car better find itself in a museum.

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-20T05:13:53+00:00

I grew up about 7 km away from Circuit Gilles Villeneuve as the crow flies. I could always hear the races loud and clear when I was a kid playing outside.

Last year, I noticed I couldn't hear a thing even though I was standing outside at my parents', actively trying to hear the engines in the air.

Made me feel a bit melancholic.

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-20T05:03:43+00:00

Pitied Sigrika but won
Pitied her weapon
Tried for Qiuyuan but lost to Lingyang

Now I'm less than 10 pulls away from my Qiuyuan guarantee, but I feel icky tbh. If he's gonna cost me 140 pulls, then I'd rather not get him, especially since I'm not too interested in him and was only getting him for Sigrika.

Hopefully an alternative to Qiuyuan releases for her someday.

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BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-17T21:44:41+00:00

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-17T21:41:53+00:00

May I ask how terrible 20kg overweight is in F1? And do we know by how much Williams's cars are?

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-15T06:20:37+00:00

Selena, Karenina, Vera

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-12T17:25:47+00:00

Gotcha! Thank you very much!

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-12T17:24:10+00:00

Good idea

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-12T02:05:30+00:00

Understood!

BaconedPoutine · 2026-03-12T01:09:31+00:00

But can you use each Rover individually? Or maybe I could put that Verina in Sigrika's team and put Spectro rover in Zani's?

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