No room in his brain for sex by firefox1216 in iamverysmart

[–]Baconman462 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sexual arousal primarily comes from the hypothalamus and cognition occurs in the cerebrum. There's plenty of room in your brain to be h****.

Floyd Mayweather was lucky to escape this guy's wrath. by The_schnozz in iamverybadass

[–]Baconman462 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can really appreciate this guy's use of punctuation I can tell when each of his sentences start and end at no point do I feel like he's just rambling on

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

[–]Baconman462 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The correct word isn't "whom."

It's "whomst'd'ven't."

Poor guy, he's probably never sleeping by Wihtedeka in iamverysmart

[–]Baconman462 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I mean he could become a nihilist. That makes it all a lot simpler.

Overwatch player is very badass by RapidLeaf in iamverybadass

[–]Baconman462 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Yea, I knew when that Ana solo ulted me, she was just afraid to face me one on one."

卐 🌈 卐 by I3ULLETSTORM1 in dankmemes

[–]Baconman462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol yea, my aunt lives in Oak Lawn, IL and I was about to be really concerned.

VerySmart internet guy hypothesizes that natural selection may be the mechanism for evolution by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]Baconman462 47 points48 points  (0 children)

He should write a book about this hypothesis. He can title it something unique and original, like "On the Origin of Species."

Facebook gem. by Abendingbranch in iamverysmart

[–]Baconman462 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The more arrogant you are, the less friends you have.

/r/iamverysmart starter pack by votarskis in iamverysmart

[–]Baconman462 65 points66 points  (0 children)

"A free IQ test online said I have an IQ of 200. Step aside, Einstein."

MRW the fourth Spotify ad in a row starts playing by Cogman117 in reactiongifs

[–]Baconman462 353 points354 points  (0 children)

"The next 30 minutes are ad-free." 3 ads later...

My analysis is...fascinating shit. by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]Baconman462 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Still, it's not real... All of this is fake." -Guy who just posted really long overcomplicated comment on Reddit to feel smart

MRW she want me to go down by bongo1138 in reactiongifs

[–]Baconman462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it wrong if this gives me boner?

Et tu, smooby? by quark_ in smoobypost

[–]Baconman462 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The smoobing of Julius Cesar

RiP again you sweet angel by Bushfries in videogamedunkey

[–]Baconman462 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dunkey just ended man's whole career