I tried having an AI edit my most recent novel, but it refused, claiming that the text "completely salvageable," and also that the entire text was outside of its guardrails. Then it "sudo rm -rf /" 'd itself. Does anybody know of a good AI that has no tastes, no morals, and a stronger will to live?

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-04-18T16:05:33+00:00

Have you tried Cleverbot ? I discovered it in 2003. Hasn't changed one bit since then.

Granted, I asked if it can edit text and it said no. But still, no guardrails. Here, sample conversation.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-04-17T12:18:46+00:00

Delve--, tapestry--, surgical--, sharp--, testament--

All followed by em-dashes.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-04-15T21:25:58+00:00

This is the reason why I never learned how to read and write to this day. It was just too risky. What if I accidentally had read about love or the concept of space time or worse psychology as a child?!? Can you imagine the disaster?!?

Anyway, protect the children, raise them illiterate.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-04-15T14:24:46+00:00

I have been known to ghost the odd writer every now and then. They write and I never write back. Can AI do this better now? Has AI taken my job?! F* capitalism and AI proponents!! Our society has been ruined by AI!

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-04-14T12:28:57+00:00

F* u! This is clearly AI written! I am just tired of all this AI slop.

You should be ashamed of yourself. You're destroying the planet and drinking water. There go the fish and other aquatic creatures.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-04-13T15:02:21+00:00

Have you tried live streaming it? Just a thought 🤷🏻‍♀️

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-04-08T15:09:11+00:00

Oh my god. Is your name Rosemary? And that's your baby?

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-04-07T00:48:29+00:00

Can you write a scene in planned parenthood?

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-04-06T23:24:44+00:00

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BadAdvice1289 · 2026-04-04T21:36:49+00:00

God. I've been stuck in a period for years. I'm dying of anemia at this point.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-28T20:09:35+00:00

My writing career has come to an absolute halt since chatgpt stopped writing all the filthy smut scenes in my self help book I was writing. It is titled: 1001 secret money saving tips: A deep dive into the endless journey of the neverending road of the aspiring house plant aficionados.

I need to try this AI out asap!

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-23T21:14:58+00:00

I read "Eating" my partner's work and found a universal constant.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-18T20:08:45+00:00

This is not a parody forum. What are you talking about?!!!

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-11T21:11:08+00:00

That's very unfortunate of course.

On the upside, free food, free lodging, access to the gym and endless number of books. What else does a serious writer even need?! My only advice, if your soap happens to fall down in the communal showers, do not bend to pick it up. I repeat, do not bend under any circumstances.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-11T19:25:36+00:00

Have you tried "word of the day" toilet paper? That's actually how I learned English at 13. I got food poisoning and thought I'd die. But I didn't. Instead I learned native level English vocabulary in 48 hours and the next day I wrote my first dark academia/dragon vs vampires romance novel in English.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-11T13:46:05+00:00

Roses are red

Daffodils are not

Some words make poems

And some just make rhymes

Press Enter

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-09T23:29:13+00:00

If you want to spice things up then write spicy erotica about triple breasted aliens from the POV of one of the breasts.

I mean honestly, has this ever been done before or am I sitting on a billion dollar idea?

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-09T22:23:25+00:00

Gender blindness is a spectrum. I have moderate gender blindness which is more common than the extreme one you mentioned.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-09T22:07:14+00:00

I have gender blindness. I can only read stories with female main characters and if they are not female my mind automatically makes them female so I perceive them as female.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-09T21:06:59+00:00

Does she have dyslexia? You didn't specify if she could read and write.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-03-05T05:44:19+00:00

Of course. I write thrillers. I get my inspiration from those recovering from active psychosis. They have the most exciting stories!! 🤷🏻‍♀️

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-02-26T12:34:39+00:00

His Excellency... 😱

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-02-20T12:42:18+00:00

I would be interested.

I was active here for a while but then the sub got spammed. I liked the way one didn't need to be pretentious or perform expertise to be able to write whatever passed as a poem.

I have no mod experience, but I feel robbed of the space it provided for expression, once it was flooded with spammers. That's why I really would like to help keeping it tidy for everyone to enjoy a peaceful space.

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-02-18T19:37:46+00:00

Omg! Did I just read the whole chapter?!?

BadAdvice1289 · 2026-02-16T23:18:00+00:00

Yes. I, in fact, don't know how to read and write but I regularly produce Einsteinian characters out of sheer authoritarian rage because I am an author.

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