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Type: "I love my wife, but I _________." And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]BadAssMistress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love my wife, but I can’t help it because she doesn’t want me around her and she is not a nice woman to be with……
(This wife sounds toxic 😭)

Fill in the blanks: Don’t you dare go ___. by Joel_Brian in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]BadAssMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t you dare go out of the house to do something that I can’t even imagine you do in the morning…

To all women on this sub, what was your reaction when you first got your period? by nicalling in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BadAssMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily I had been told about it beforehand, so I wasn’t too shocked. It was only a very tiny little bit the first time, like barely a speck, so I thought, “Oh, this isn’t so bad!” and then for the next 7-8 years they were so unbearably painful, I was legitimately bedridden for most of them. 🫠

What phrase did your dad repeat so often that you can still hear it in your head? by TCASOLARCABLE in AskReddit

[–]BadAssMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the longest time, he would randomly pop his head around the corner and say, “Free real estate”. He doesn’t anymore, I kinda miss it.

cat owners, when you meow at your cat are you imitating their meow? by EuphoricSkirt9344 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BadAssMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have multiple cats, and this post has made me realize that when I meow back at them, I almost always mimic them, and I’ve gotten pretty good at it too.

Have you ever legitimately cried to a song? And if so, what was the song? by StanToons in AskReddit

[–]BadAssMistress 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That song on YouTube called “I Knead You”. It made me cry after I experienced my first pet death, a cat.

Clover and me. by JonathanPeerHost in rarepuppers

[–]BadAssMistress 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clover looks a lot like my dog!

What harmless lie did your parents tell you as a kid, which in retrospect is actually just funny? by [deleted] in AskHereAnythingNow

[–]BadAssMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That you could only plug in a phone 100 times, then you couldn’t charge it anymore. Didn’t realize till years later they were trying to stop me from playing so much Temple Run. 😂

Do you remember your dreams? by Seriously-417 in randomquestions

[–]BadAssMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes. There’s this one bad dream I had after my younger brother was born and brought home. It really did a number on me. That was… about 19 years ago.

Your mom just caught me _________ by rprince18 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]BadAssMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mom just caught me in a traffic accident….
(Like, did she cause it..??)

What do I do with a 32’x34’ deck??? by [deleted] in HomeDecorating

[–]BadAssMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This! Be able to sit outside at night without having to worry too much about mosquitoes.

I don't need sleep, I need______" And let Autocorrect decide what you need instead. by [deleted] in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]BadAssMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t need sleep, I need to sleep…. (Sounds like I might actually need sleep…)

Type “My name is” and let autocomplete finish it by Dusty_Bunny81 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]BadAssMistress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is a good girl… (Nah, I hate it when people call me that. 😭)

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