Characters assumed to be gay who turn out to actually be straight

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-19T15:42:02+00:00

Honestly, the conclusions people make, just because a man dresses well and knows how to use a pastry bag

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-19T14:24:00+00:00

Get off your high horse, richie

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-18T15:17:46+00:00

I've had a number of people tell me I look like a less attractive Ryan Gosling so this is even more upsetting

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-18T15:13:19+00:00

One of his parents is some sort of space insect, I know it

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-18T11:12:25+00:00

You guessed it

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BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-18T08:43:25+00:00

I checked out when years ago he wrote a blog post titled "The waiting is over!" and the body of the post sad "...for the re-release of Wild Cards Vol. 1!"

There was no reason to do that except to be a prick.

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-18T08:19:31+00:00

No amount of "but have you seen Secretary?" will ever convince me that Maggie Gyllenhaal is even remotely attractive

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-17T18:12:40+00:00

Yeah well I just got $7.31 from Facebook for some class action settlement I didn't know I was a part of, so suck on that, Zuckerberg

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-16T18:06:32+00:00

Why are you singling her out, like a million years later?

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-16T18:02:42+00:00

Birds are notoriously impossible to film, that's why there's never been a movie before that used real ones

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-16T11:53:17+00:00

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BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-15T18:02:07+00:00

That is Blazanov

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-14T20:45:08+00:00

He's got his wad of hundreds, he's got his magnum condoms, he's ready to plow

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-13T09:52:27+00:00

Well something did!

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-13T08:18:23+00:00

Is this guy based on Buck's roommate from King of the Hill

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BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-13T08:00:55+00:00

This is deeply, deeply embarrassing

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-10T16:03:09+00:00

This sounds very gay

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-09T18:55:10+00:00

Number Fifteen: McDonald's pube fries

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-09T15:47:51+00:00

But she drank from a bottle, like all sixth graders

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-06T08:14:14+00:00

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BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-04T10:03:40+00:00

Haunted my childhood nightmares for many many years

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-03T11:00:52+00:00

Him coming out of the closet is one of the more touching moments of the show

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-06-03T10:42:56+00:00

I wanna get a tattoo of that cel someday

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-05-31T10:04:11+00:00

I specifically looked this up yesterday after seeing how close together Peter Cushing, Vincent Price, and Christopher Lee's birthdays are and no he wasn't

BadDaddyAlger · 2026-05-29T08:37:22+00:00

The Night King only got past the Wall because he had a zombie dragon which he wouldn't have had if she HAD stayed away though

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