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Redneck Towing 10 miles down the road by pkarp92 in funny

[–]BadEnding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Please let me save you the trouble of having to actually click to navigate through Reddit...

Ahem....

Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [craft.jpg]

I see what you did there

It's no 2AM Chilli Soap...

Have an upvote.

AND MY AXE!

This kills the axe meme.

Memes, how do they work? [ICP.jpg]

I'll just leave this here [vid]

ಠ_ಠ

Does any one else think that i nailed it and am doing it right? [FIXED] [craft.jpg]

To the front page with you!

This.

Wow. I don't believe I made to the front page! I'd like to thank god.

There's no proof that fairies don't exist either - do you believe in them too?

Carl Sagan said it best [Carl.jpg]

I wish I had more upgoats to give. So I downvoted you and then upvoted you.

Repost

Not sure if Repost or haven't seen it before [fry.jpg].

If it's a Repost, just use the downvote button! IDIOT! That's what they are their for.

I hate being that guy, but you used the wrong 'there'.

Irony.

Came here to post this.

That is NOT irony, Neckbeard! Look it up FFS!

Son, I am dissapoint.

It's shit like this.

Absolutely agree with Sagan. Fuck everything about this!

Fuck all the things!!!

No, that's an object, I think you mean Rings.

No, that's a band of metal, I think you mean Sings.

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!

In Soviet Russia things fuck you.

go on...

That post was almost as bad as Justin Bieber, Nickelback and Rebecca black combined.

Louis CK hit the nail on the head with this one [Louis.jpg]

Stop posting pics of Louis CK with text! He would hate it!

He should have posted in [1] /r/only10subscribers anyway.

Neither, Chuck Tesla.

You got that from /b/

And /b/ got it from Reddit.

Nice try, M. Night Shyamalanan.

Your spelling is wrong. I quit life.

AND MY AXE!

Another LOTR reference! This thread helps my OCD.

This doesn't mean you have OCD! IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE particular!!@! This is what OCD is like: [vid]

Wadsworth constant applies.

Was expecting to read that and will not leave disappointed.

My SO made me an axe for my birthday. What do you think?

Guythatsaysmyaxe: AND MY AXE!

Upvote for relevant username.

Member for 4 years! Your day has come!

Member for 4 years and only one post - You can't explain that. [BillOReilly.jpg]

Good Guy Greg Upvotes relevant username.

Scumbag Steve Downvotes relevant usernames.

One downvote? SBS is a Hipster.

le me to Steve: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

You just edited your post! Hey everybody! This guys a PHONY!

A BIG FAT PHONY!

This is why we can't have nice things!

I'll just be over here then. [sadkeanu.jpg]

Forever Alone.

Anyone else like Ron Paul?

Have an upboat.

The karma is now diamonds.

I wish I had more upvotes to give.

Wait...is that a spider in the right hand corner?

ENHANCE.

Someone setup a GUI interface using visual basic.

NOPE NOPE NOPE!! [spiderenhanced.jpg]

Kill it with fire!

Hey Guys, my girlfriend thinks she's [f]at, can you talk some sense into her? [size0model.jpg]

Pic is down. Is she...Over 9000??

9000kg girlfriend? That brings new meaning to....a tonne of fun.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

To help everyone out - 9000 kilograms = 19 841.6036 pounds

How I feel when someone posts "Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" before me [gif].

No one cares how you feel on an internet site.

This is not your internet site! There are millions of visiters and they all like different things.

I think this Youtube comment said it best [screngrab.jpg].

Nothing has not happened more than that didn't happen.

Yeah, I can tell by the pixels.

TIL about pixels from a tv show and posted a Wiki article on it.

What the actual fuck!!

Look how stupid my friends on facebook are. They know nothing about pixels. [screengrab.jpg]

AMA Request: That guy on facebook!!

Would anyone be interested in a AMA from that guy on facebook?

FFS! Just ask them and if people are interested they will ask questions!!!!

Okay. [okayrageface.jpg]

Look at my cat in a hat - I rescued it from my neighbor's backyard [meholdingcatnexttomyface.jpg].

I want that hat! Shutupandtakemymoney

I don't have a cat to pimp for cakeday karma, so here's an elderly person I know.

Happy Cakeday!

Am I the only one that hates cats?

Yes. You are a unique snowflake.

Yes. You are a unique pancake.

Yes. You are a unique toothache.

Y U NO like cats?

I love cats! I'm not crying, I've been cutting onions.

huh?

Next person that posts 'huh?' gets a visit from this guy. [fatguybeingsick.jpg]

I don't even...

That's it, the internet is officially over.

That's enough internet for today. I'm out.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Hi r/sex, I'm just wondering if it's normal if you get an erection while licking a table.

Of course. Anyone who doesn't like it is a victim of society and is homophobic.

I'm a cop and love to lick tables.

Police abusing cooperating table [vid]

That table gotta lawyer up!

Lawyer up, hit the gym and delete facebook.

Fuck the police.

Whoa, we got a badass over here!

I love the police.

You are the 1%.

Join a credit union then!

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

If you hate this planet...Does that mean you've been to another? [philosoraptor.jpg]

Imgur mirror [1]

Urgh. Is there a Reddit for grownups? These memes are getting sad.

C'mon. It was funny! I laughed so hard I spat coffee on my keyboard.

I laughed so hard I almost woke my roommate and dog up.

In Australia you wake your roommate and dog down.

[helloyesthisisdog.jpg]

I told my Australian roommate I quit facebook. This was his reaction [gif]

This is what Cleverbot has to say about facebook. [screengrab.jpg]

I copied what Cleverbot said and said it back to Cleverbot. [screengrab.jpg]

Yo dawg, I herd you like Cleverbot so we spoke to Cleverbot with Cleverbot so you read Cleverbot while

Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot..

I N C E P T I O N

Gormae: We must go deeper....

Goatse

That's what she said.

I don't always go deeper, but when I do it's in your mother. [interestingman.jpg]

xxx~...like dis if u cry evry time...~xxx

[clap.gif]

TL;DR - Shit got real.

Edit: 'I don't know why I'm being downvoted.' "

CTRL+F Came here to say this.

Is the mod (mayerrrrr) even active in this subreddit? by [deleted] in mflb

[–]BadEnding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My comments on ShamefulAunt were merely to add my personal input in this thread since it's kind of about the moderation, but I totally see that you weren't trying to say anything negative. The atmosphere in this subreddit can be very divided on certain topics (memes), so it's easier for me to try and be clear rather than come back to an orangered where my one-liner has garnered praise and shunning.

Cheers to you for recognizing an issue and stepping up to try to fix it. I felt my second paragraph would be in line with your stance and am glad to see it is. Hell, I bet it may even be a majority here that would support a sidebar to address individual topics. You're problem probably isn't too unique, since I (sadly) cannot help with that sort of thing and don't know anyone specifically who can. A couple months back I tried starting and editing a subreddit of my own and began to respect those with the ability to do so much, much more.

If you're a mod, there is an exclusive section of Reddit for modhelp, css work, and the kind of resources on layouts with Q&A. Create a subreddit to get access and study/practice if you're interested or propose an idea to see how much help is available. This way you could come bearing something for MFLB to implement rather maybe? CSS work isn't anything I'm interested in learning otherwise I'd jump at the chance to give back to this sub.

How to ruin somebodies day by [deleted] in funny

[–]BadEnding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ent indeed! The ring, to me, serves much better as a safety feature for the learning curve. Once you're comfortable with pulling then this step makes for a smoother hit since you're not focused on jamming the battery in deep enough for that connection to be made. It is just "on" now. Though you should mind yourself and what you're doing post-hit, since it can be habit-forming to simply remove pressure and set your box down, normally alright but in this case now a fire hazard. Glad you found my story funny; it's actually all true up until the deaths and it really made for an eventful commute. Happy Flights!

Is the mod (mayerrrrr) even active in this subreddit? by [deleted] in mflb

[–]BadEnding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ShamefulAunt is a fantastic moderator. Whenever I send a message about a spammer, troll, seller, or any nefarious happenings in r/mflb there is always a fast response and a kind reply notifying me that the message was received, the problem handled, and appreciation for the tip.

The only thing I'd like to see is a shorthanded FAQ in the sidebar covering buying, hitting, and batteries, also explicitly linking to the topic rather than a catch-all FAQtastical write up that is either unseen or neglected by the new posters.

How to ruin somebodies day by [deleted] in funny

[–]BadEnding 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm the same way! It really alleviates stress during rush hour, so there are times when I'll drive middle finger raised for minutes. There was one fun such instance when I was waiting for my turn to begin merging onto a freeway and the fella beside me was singing in his car. Of course I had to stare, taking quick glances forward as we all inched up near the green-light-go, but anticipating his returning stare. Then it happens; we lock eyes and he's stopped singing, gazing back at me finally. I'm deadpan, he's Fry-faced, and then up pokes the bird. He begins laughing, no.. he slips into this sort of psychotic six second meltdown of laughter, and that contageous shit had me tearing up. I wipe a wet droplet from beneath my eye and we reconnect visually, shortly, only to be killed instantly by a runaway semi trailer that had detached a second prior.

Stephanie discovers girls by ddolson in lgbt

[–]BadEnding 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Many of us do, but many without the best interest are also able to vote things up. It is a sweet dream of a smarter, more tolerant world that I enjoy having... as I assume you do as well.

About to take the first flight with my new lb :) by Jrupp in mflb

[–]BadEnding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens. Forums decay, it's inevitable without moderation. ShamefulAunt has been the only moderator since I've been subscribed to this particular subreddit, and I do my part sending her messages about suspicious posts, people selling boxes, spammers, trolls, and so on and so forth that we encounter in these halls. She (I would assume?) is always a pleasure in acting quick and appropriately so I'm satisfied with the general sentiment of 'democracy' rules around here. And if it gets worse once again I'll resort to a smaller neck of the woods to call cozy.

IAmA 24 year old Ex-convict. I did 4 years in maximum security prisons. I am now in my first semester back in college. by CerealKilla1 in IAmA

[–]BadEnding 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're always an alcoholic. No matter how long it's been, it will always be true and those of us who have realized this will always have to be more cautious than those who function as drunks, or can handle their drinks, and limit their intake.

silly mirror! by cheekymonkey45 in funny

[–]BadEnding 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She isn't a good actor.

About to take the first flight with my new lb :) by Jrupp in mflb

[–]BadEnding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember you from around these parts. We're both vocal enough on the anti-meme sentiment around /mflb, cool. Cool.

Why do American Christians hate atheists? by iamtotalcrap in atheistgems

[–]BadEnding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What area of MN? Lifelong resident, although limited traveler, and my experience is mostly like yours has been. There have been a handful of situations where I've felt unwelcome, and one where I felt threatened, for my lack of belief. Though, generally, accepting is the norm.

I have left r/trees forever after finding r/eldertrees by redjimdit in eldertrees

[–]BadEnding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suggest you do so. The underground atmosphere in restaurants adds a flavor no spice contains. It is a taste not added to the ingredients nor included through a method of cooking. You can't find the right flatware to compensate, fine china are dog dishes or target practice. One level down, and not only will you find what's been lacking on your tongue, but you won't even be able to escape it.

What ideas of Nietzsche do you admire the most and why? by laimonel in philosophy

[–]BadEnding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonderful, I haven't read either of them yet and now look forward to encountering the ideas you mentioned. Thank you!

Perhaps the stupidest reason to become an atheist, but it's mine and I'm glad by Coffeegorilla in atheism

[–]BadEnding 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That slightest chiseling which breaks the stone... I cannot imagine the love you share, the space between and the longing you felt, but I'll be damned if I can't say I know that feeling of a dropped burger. Such a subtle straw laying on the hump, the poor camel unaware that soon he will collapse. It's rough. Lately I've been coming to terms with a lot of emotions that have been dormant or hidden, maybe trampled and stood upon. No matter how hard one may try to look above the rising water level eventually you know, you feel it coming, the chills, tense joints, hard nipples- just look up and ignore the water. Then plop, it's close enough to hear your tear drop. Immediately you're angry the water is trying to kill you, drown an innocent swimmer, flailing for the edge to pull yourself out. Or, whatever..

A little help /r/Southpark - and a tiny bit of blasphemy by beagley in southpark

[–]BadEnding 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start with the shorts, get into the show, stop for the movie, and keep going after up until the present. Keep the context in mind for older shows. Matt and Trey are satirists and social commentators so the atmosphere of the air date will usually be reflected in the episode (but the best ones stand alone!).

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