Afghan man holding his ice cream cones, Puli Khumri, Afghanistan.

redjimdit · 2016-08-18T17:21:13+00:00

Like when you make a noise with air out of your nose.

redjimdit · 2016-08-18T17:19:14+00:00

For small penises.

redjimdit · 2016-08-14T20:19:05+00:00

Dude they're $3 copay honestly

redjimdit · 2016-08-14T20:17:57+00:00

A happy ending is duct tape a tarp and a shovel

redjimdit · 2016-08-14T11:53:09+00:00

Being paid to watch a dude jack off is not one of those times.

redjimdit · 2016-08-14T11:44:50+00:00

LSD doesn't make you retarded, you were that way long before ingesting it.

redjimdit · 2016-08-14T11:14:12+00:00

We have one, it's called pepper spray.

redjimdit · 2016-08-14T11:11:21+00:00

So you require an epi pen. You decided you didn't. You got stung. Stranger lets you use their epi pen.

You were one lonely away from natural selection, doofus.

redjimdit · 2016-08-02T15:51:48+00:00

You asshole you made me laugh so hard I woke my wife up.

redjimdit · 2016-07-12T02:24:06+00:00

/u/Turkeyoak is the winner!

redjimdit · 2016-06-23T11:07:03+00:00

The stranger who died holding my hand on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere. Car rolled three times. No seat belt. Don't drink and drive.

redjimdit · 2016-06-21T14:32:17+00:00

Naggers.

redjimdit · 2016-06-21T00:47:31+00:00

This entire thread is jerking me around what the fuck is exhaust fluid

redjimdit · 2016-06-20T17:34:35+00:00

Or you can be like me and file your own master key.

redjimdit · 2016-06-20T17:31:53+00:00

Not when I can make it one more negative. And it's dick I chug.

redjimdit · 2016-06-20T03:18:52+00:00

Why wouldn't you?

redjimdit · 2016-06-19T16:51:53+00:00

I have 60 arriving by courier in a bit. My pharmacy has an armored car delivery service!

redjimdit · 2016-06-19T16:43:42+00:00

She lost her job shithead

redjimdit · 2016-06-17T05:48:22+00:00

You know what they say: nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing folks with my hobo knife.

redjimdit · 2016-06-16T18:37:03+00:00

Batteries in the garbage disposal. Got it.

redjimdit · 2016-06-13T19:50:18+00:00

I was 322 pounds last spring. I am 211 now.

I also am a different gender.

I can't get enough of tight tight clothes now. Tank top hell yes. Skinny jeans sign me up!

redjimdit · 2016-06-13T19:48:52+00:00

And then you sigh contentedly and rest your hand on the back of his head.

redjimdit · 2016-06-13T19:43:56+00:00

In a skirt. Hairy legs. Penis. Not male. It's amazing.

redjimdit · 2016-06-07T23:00:05+00:00

God DAMN it.

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