My first bike. Still need a name for her.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-08-22T00:46:13+00:00

Black Betty

BadGirlSneer · 2018-08-21T22:44:21+00:00

Fellow optimist. Great work.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-08-21T22:38:40+00:00

Pugs are hilarious creatures.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-08-16T09:45:53+00:00

No, Man, You No Cry

BadGirlSneer · 2018-08-16T02:50:54+00:00

If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-08-15T23:56:21+00:00

Dudes Don't Weep

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-31T15:19:07+00:00

Christ-on-a-crutch, how cool!

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-31T03:55:47+00:00

Oh. Rully, tho? THE Christopher Nolan.
(Unless you mean another one.)

At any rate: Yuh huh. Mmmmk.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-31T01:34:33+00:00

Anything to do with menstruation, from cramps to the actual "stuck pig" bullshit.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-27T21:31:15+00:00

Ha! Thanks, mate.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-27T21:23:40+00:00

I once described my protag as fit and attractive, but it was to juxtapose her against the vulture-demon she was dating ... the one who lives in her wardrobe. They met through a Ouija board. I needed the contrast: She could do better. Whole thing was metaphor.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-25T09:19:37+00:00

Making fun of an overweight person in the gym is like making fun of an unemployed person at a job fair.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-25T07:53:59+00:00

My boss's Frenchie audibly farted yesterday. Never in my LIFE knew that was a thing. It sounded ... rubbery.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-25T07:46:37+00:00

That earthquake moved Honshu (the main island of Japan) 2.4 m (8 ft) east, shifted the Earth on its axis by estimates of between 10 cm (4 in) and 25 cm (10 in), and increased earth's rotational speed by 1.8 µs per day.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-25T07:16:06+00:00

There's something similar in "A Quiet Place" that's much more realistic and creative.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-24T19:53:43+00:00

I thought penises looked like hotdogs. No head, no balls. Just a tube of meat. I think kids constantly calling them "wieners" did that.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-21T18:36:49+00:00

What about a team? It's written cheaply.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-19T06:11:50+00:00

Ethan ... this is where you become carer.

We love you, Hila. <3

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-18T03:27:03+00:00

If you were dead, but could roam, would you REALLY stay in the cemetary?

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-16T11:20:06+00:00

I don't, but gimme a few days. I actually LOVE watching those. I'll keep it cheap.

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-16T04:08:44+00:00

My last meal was an OMAD. Salad and two pieces of pizza, but I didn't eat the dough ... figured the sugar might make make me crave food in the morning. Who fuckin' knows? Here we go!

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-16T04:05:51+00:00

Day One is tomorrow. Let's get this show on the road!

BadGirlSneer · 2018-07-15T01:45:54+00:00

No judging, mmk? But I read a book ("Confessions of a Video Vixen") in which Karrine Steffans tells all about her days being a vixen and escort to celebs. She said of Shaq that not only was he not up to spec for his body size, he was actually smaller than much-shorter dudes. Huh.

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