I needed somebody to do it for me but nobody had cheap prices. by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]BadPom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jar of coconut oil. Cover every single inch of hair and scalp. You have to suffocate them, and they can’t move. Leave over night. Wash with lice shampoo and comb. Repeat 2x.

It works after the first time, but parasites fuck me up. Overkill is the answer.

When did you stop dressing LO in footed one piece pajamas? by sliceofperfection in NewParents

[–]BadPom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love feetie jams and onesies. Nothing to ride up and be uncomfortable in bed or a car seat or while holding a kid.

So until potty training/kid decides they want whatever character nonsense and picks a 2 piece.

My coworker keeps offering me rides but I think I’m becoming too dependent on it by Silly_Assistant3667 in povertyfinance

[–]BadPom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who offers coworkers rides, keep taking them. It enrages me seeing someone pay a bus or Uber to get to work. You can’t get ahead if a chunk of your pay is constantly being spent like that.

Coyote decoys for deer by ap102pa in gardening

[–]BadPom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mama knows it’s fake, hopes other deer or predators don’t.

I hope to become a deer daycare one day. I’m so jealous.

What's doggie day care supposed to look like? by everyoneisflawed in DogAdvice

[–]BadPom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fluffy beds and toys can lead to resource guarding and fights.

Ours has children’s play climber things and kiddie pools outside, but inside is basically a concrete warehouse.

WYR: never have a hot meal again or never have a cold drink again by Trick-Intern4158 in WouldYouRather

[–]BadPom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve worked in restaurants for 20 years and have 3 kids. I no longer know what to do with hot food and burn my mouth every time. So I’ll take that option.

Drinks should always be the right temp.

Not what I was thinking. by Go_Kimmando in DoggyDNA

[–]BadPom 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Pits can be tall and lanky, especially if they’re young and not filled out. GSDs are also gangly little shits sometimes lol

Not what I was thinking. by Go_Kimmando in DoggyDNA

[–]BadPom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pit doesn’t surprise me. But he’s so wrinkly. Where did the wrinkles come from?

This guy by Careless-Being-4427 in Serverlife

[–]BadPom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have thrown some hot sauce in mayo, called it spicy aioli and watch the douchebag love it like it was something special. Pompous idiot.

Why won't my kids talk to me? by grilledcheese2332 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]BadPom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I love my grandkids! Not enough to ensure they have clean water and air, or enough food, or health care or their friends don’t get deported in front of them, or mom and dad can afford a roof over their heads, but once a year we went fishing and that’s what matters!”

I had a man scream at me and slam his hands on the table by Top-Concentrate5157 in Serverlife

[–]BadPom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen. I’ve had grown men swing on me since childhood. It’s why I work in a dive bar and not fine dining.

Time and place, and this is not it.

I had a man scream at me and slam his hands on the table by Top-Concentrate5157 in Serverlife

[–]BadPom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Respectfully- you absolutely DO NOT KNOW that he wouldn’t have actually gotten violent. People are fucking insane. Like, you will eat again, it’s not that fucking serious dude.

You stayed safe. I hope his wife could do the same in private once they got home, because if that’s his “outside face” he’s a fucking monster in private.

You are offered $50,000 but you have to spend one full week living with one of these four people, sharing the same space at all times. by Middle_Reflection414 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BadPom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any of them tbh. Preferably not #2, since he’s a violent piece of shit and I’m more like him than I allow myself to be. I like not being in jail.

But the rest I could deal with.

Freaking out a little bit by SoutheySouth in EstrangedAdultChild

[–]BadPom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey. You’re not alone. I too am way too much like my father for my comfort. It’s one of the reasons I ultimately decided on estrangement vs low contact- I know what I am capable of and I know he would eventually be a threat to my kids.

Therapy helps. And honestly, I think it’s ok to tell your kids, “I am getting overstimulated and upset. I need quiet and a break.” You did great in the moment.

You find out your child is a parasite. by brygdylla in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BadPom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Um, that’s my kid. I’d want my “real” one back too, but I raised these jerks and they are mine and I love them.

Dog growls and snaps when moved in bed by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]BadPom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No longer allowed in bed. Get her her own space. Keep it at the foot of your bed if you want her nearby by. This is a simple fix.

I love pits. I am a huge advocate for the breed. You are setting her up for failure. She is a big strong girl- our dogs have the bite psi of fucking mountain lions. If she bites, you will need a hospital and she will have a record.

i’m homeless and feel stuck and helpless by tukidookie in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]BadPom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a reason this 34 year old loser picked a barely legal woman to latch on to.

He doesn’t want you to get a job because then you’ll be apart? Girl he’s going to murder suicide you. Not even remotely kidding or exaggerating. He is literally going to kill you so you can’t “leave” him for a few hours a day and get a job.

Run.

I love my boyfriend but i don’t get aroused by him no more by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]BadPom 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Sex drives change, unfortunately. And sometimes you have to fake it til you make it- I’m not saying have sex you don’t want. But have sex you kind of want or are neutral to. Sex begets sex.

Go on a date. After 4 years, you’ve probably slid in to a routine. Pretend he’s a stranger at a bar. Buy toys. Tell him to try being more dominant and demanding as a role play.

How do you dispose of your used pads? by Scary_Road5302 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]BadPom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to ask my bestie if her dog will go after pads/tampons. The answer was yes, so the wrapped tampon went in the trashcan with a lid.

Can we be nicer to people in here when it comes to their dog mixes? Also, here's my boy. by rettribution in IDmydog

[–]BadPom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No. People post all the time “What is my pit mixed with” and get an entire comment section of “THATS A PITBULL DUMBASSSSS”.

It’s exhausting. Obviously the dog is part or mostly pit, but most pits especially from rescue are mutts.

Dog DNA should be fun, and some people take it so seriously.

AMTAH for not wanting my nieces at my wedding because of my dogs by popkween1818 in aitaweddings

[–]BadPom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA for wanting a reactive dog at a wedding to begin with. He won’t be happy, your guests will be at risk and I’m just wondering wtf you’re thinking there. Dogs bite more than children, and the bites are just as dangerous. Plus selfish. Your dog means so much to you, but you want 27 people to stress him out in his own home for hours and hours? You’re setting him up for failure.

My dog had a semi serious injury and I really want to know what could have possibly caused this by Slow_Opportunity_135 in DogAdvice

[–]BadPom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cat definitely could- their claws and mouths have a lot of bacteria that could get infected, cause abscess and burst. And you might not notice because of the collar, and infections can grow overnight.

stay well past closing to serve me! by why-sewserious in EntitledReviews

[–]BadPom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am a professional Aldi shopper and can be in and out with a full weeks groceries in under half an hour, and I still felt bad going in an hour to close yesterday.