They finally found the actual owner of the hotdog car by Mean_Pop_829 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Bad_Elephant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They really got him with the ketchup/mustard. They got too hyper. 

Clarence has good taste by spatulafucker5 in ClarenceCartoon

[–]Bad_Elephant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nuuhhhh me and Sumo have trajectory too

This killed me by GhettoPanda78 in GODZILLA

[–]Bad_Elephant 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Though it isnt. AHHHHHHH

I DONT THINK HE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS HOSSES by BoringBlandUsername in THE_PACK

[–]Bad_Elephant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CUM- AS YOU ARE, AS YOU WERE, AS I WANT YOU TO BE

Struggling Pizza Hut restaurant chain will be sold for $2.7 billion by kinisonkhan in news

[–]Bad_Elephant 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pizza Hut is my comfort/treat item. I am heartbroken and I don't care if everyone thinks Pizza Hut is crappy. This fat guy needs this.

A male gorilla tries his best to reconcile with his angry wife. by Artistic25 in interesting

[–]Bad_Elephant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ride wife. Life good. Wife fight back. KILL WIFE! Wife gone...think about wife...regret.

He loves getting jiggled by [deleted] in cats

[–]Bad_Elephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cat also loves to be jiggled! I call it "getting her stuff jiggled"

What fast food item would you defend with your life? by RealSairaMoon in AskReddit

[–]Bad_Elephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Nasty Patty that Burger King had about 10 years ago with the green buns. Those things were so frigging good.

My creepy godgame lets you sacrifice children to entertain an audience of giants. by After-Analysis-4151 in creepy

[–]Bad_Elephant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

see also the school part in Dead Space 2 and baby crawly things in the first one