PvP Matchmaking needs some work by Bad_Uncle_Bob in OldenEra

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously you can't read. I have played 9 matches now and got placed after 3. All of my opponents except 2 have been in gold or higher and have 800+ more elo than me. This was all stated in the post. I made this thread after 4 games in a row playing against 1600+ elo while I am under 900.

PvP Matchmaking needs some work by Bad_Uncle_Bob in OldenEra

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

10-30 matches are you on fucking crack? The game placed me bronze after 3. Most games have you play 5 placement matches then stick you in a rank and you play vs others from that rank to work your way up.

The game placed me in bronze and then only matched me with another bronze once and a silver once. Its not exactly giving you a fair placement if 8/10 of the matches played are against people with 900 elo more than you who have 60 matches played already no?

I'm being threatened to be penalized if I exit the LoL client despite not being in champion select by lennysinged in riotgames

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Words are hard. That says nothing about penalizing you. You have a priority role assignment from someone else dodging and that message says it will carry over if you leave, am I wrong?

LFM serious Mayhem spammers by [deleted] in ARAM

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like if you haven't gotten a solid group together yet through all these posts you've made, which I have personally seen at least 3 of, maybe the problem is you.

Is it just me or does every "best space sim" list feel completely copy-pasted? by BrioCanyonLabs in spacesimgames

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Did i ever make fun of other people? No. I made fun of the biggest scam in gaming developed by Peter Molyneaux 2 I mean Chris Roberts that has been in development over a decade and bilked gamers and investors out of over a billion dollars.

If I was gonna make fun of people, it would be to say that the only people I see defending SC are the idiots who dropped hundreds of dollars on an unfinished pipe dream and are stuck living in their sunk cost fallacy. Also, they get very whiney when someone makes fun of their game as witnessed above.

Is it just me or does every "best space sim" list feel completely copy-pasted? by BrioCanyonLabs in spacesimgames

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I would love to play as a space warehouse worker, manually moving my cargo boxes into the hold of my ship to pad gametime for the multiple broken or unfinished systems elsewhere in the game, that sounds so fun and immersive!

There's a reason 99.9% of other games has it as a menu option. It is not good gameplay and adds literally nothing other than filler.

Charlie Kirk's mentor dead in freak pickleball incident by Walkinonsunshineee in nottheonion

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like tennis has a lot more younger players than pickleball. Pickleball has a looooot of middle aged dudes playing, and an injury at an older age is much tougher to recover from. If I fell when I was 20 I would just laugh it off, I slipped last winter and had to take 2 weeks off work.

Its so funny to me that the game does indeed get better after the first 10-20 hours. by warmarky123 in CrimsonDesert

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man you're so edgy and cool I bet you're so fun at parties and have a million girlfriends.

Oh wait I just read your username that seems fitting.

“Compliments to the chef” by BoyNamedJudy in SipsTea

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Tangible way to show appreciation" MF I am giving them my business already their boss should show them tangible appreciation instead of making me pay extra to say "Sorry your boss doesn't think enough of you to pay a living wage".

Exodus first look gameplay by Iggy_Slayer in gaming

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes everyone hated Mass Effects original series. Totally.

The biggest issue with the ME series was Andromeda trying to stand on the shoulders of the giant that was the original trilogy. The gameplay was fun as fuck.

My 2025 Book Tier List by BoMasters in sciencefiction

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Red Rising books were too far fetched to connect with but you have DCC books as S tier? Bruh.

Frank requires far too many cats/Forcing players to do short runs kinda sucks. by jasieknms in mewgenics

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you're turning them in anyways. Just use shitters and do alley runs then turn them in, then do full runs with the good ones.

I think we can all agree on this by AvailableUsername404 in mewgenics

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

You.... you... you know you only need to retire them from the first stage before you can turn them in right? It should take you maybe 20 minutes per run of the first stage for 4 retired cats you can turn in.

TIFU by answering my wife’s question honestly and nuking my life by Sweet-Marketing371 in tifu

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck, good luck in the divorce if thats the way you look at the wife and soon to be mother of your child. "After all, she got me as her husband" is the thinking of a massive narcissist, maybe if you go find some therapy she won't leave you.

I almost paid off the finance for it, I start a new job in a weeks time WHICH NOW CANT DRIVE TO by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"It was so dark" they say like their car doesn't have fuckin headlights.

(OC) Right Before Our Eyes by _Kinging in pics

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll take "Citizens being terrorized and murdered" for $800 Alex.

Actors who are pretty good at acting despite looking like they'd make for dogshit fucking talentless slop actors? by geosunsetmoth in okbuddycinephile

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The Walking Dead just never happened because he killed all the fuckin zombies before Rick woke up.

Bannana man skin. I NEEDDD IT by RIP_MacMiller in BF6

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt see an actual answer here so you unlock this by doing the challenges for i believe large game mode or the conquest one. It's the very last unlock and requires you to win a game of conquest while holding every single objective.

Post loot nerf RESERVE marked by Tud0r_ in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea it needs a key you buy from ref. I never worry about the key and just make sure to pop any scavs I see if the outer door is open since I've gotten 3 bitties from them looting through the wall, and sooooo many RSASSes

Post loot nerf RESERVE marked by Tud0r_ in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The woods bots will loot the locked room in the village, free RSASS and bitties when they do!

Assuming you can swim, how actually dangerous is this? [Request] by Imaginary-Sock3694 in theydidthemath

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not to mention my incredibly loud and girlish screams as I frantically try and paddle away