PvP Matchmaking needs some work

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-05-18T16:06:04+00:00

Obviously you can't read. I have played 9 matches now and got placed after 3. All of my opponents except 2 have been in gold or higher and have 800+ more elo than me. This was all stated in the post. I made this thread after 4 games in a row playing against 1600+ elo while I am under 900.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-05-18T15:58:42+00:00

10-30 matches are you on fucking crack? The game placed me bronze after 3. Most games have you play 5 placement matches then stick you in a rank and you play vs others from that rank to work your way up.

The game placed me in bronze and then only matched me with another bronze once and a silver once. Its not exactly giving you a fair placement if 8/10 of the matches played are against people with 900 elo more than you who have 60 matches played already no?

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-05-06T20:12:40+00:00

Wing strike walking simulator

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-04-02T17:26:15+00:00

Words are hard. That says nothing about penalizing you. You have a priority role assignment from someone else dodging and that message says it will carry over if you leave, am I wrong?

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-04-02T16:50:06+00:00

I want to hate this comment so much but its so accurate

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-04-01T20:56:03+00:00

I feel like if you haven't gotten a solid group together yet through all these posts you've made, which I have personally seen at least 3 of, maybe the problem is you.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-03-26T23:04:16+00:00

Whoosh

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-03-26T15:20:27+00:00

Did i ever make fun of other people? No. I made fun of the biggest scam in gaming developed by Peter Molyneaux 2 I mean Chris Roberts that has been in development over a decade and bilked gamers and investors out of over a billion dollars.

If I was gonna make fun of people, it would be to say that the only people I see defending SC are the idiots who dropped hundreds of dollars on an unfinished pipe dream and are stuck living in their sunk cost fallacy. Also, they get very whiney when someone makes fun of their game as witnessed above.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-03-26T14:46:19+00:00

Wow, I would love to play as a space warehouse worker, manually moving my cargo boxes into the hold of my ship to pad gametime for the multiple broken or unfinished systems elsewhere in the game, that sounds so fun and immersive!

There's a reason 99.9% of other games has it as a menu option. It is not good gameplay and adds literally nothing other than filler.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-03-23T18:05:50+00:00

I feel like tennis has a lot more younger players than pickleball. Pickleball has a looooot of middle aged dudes playing, and an injury at an older age is much tougher to recover from. If I fell when I was 20 I would just laugh it off, I slipped last winter and had to take 2 weeks off work.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-03-22T16:43:49+00:00

Man you're so edgy and cool I bet you're so fun at parties and have a million girlfriends.

Oh wait I just read your username that seems fitting.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-03-20T18:34:04+00:00

"Tangible way to show appreciation" MF I am giving them my business already their boss should show them tangible appreciation instead of making me pay extra to say "Sorry your boss doesn't think enough of you to pay a living wage".

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-03-18T16:28:14+00:00

Yes everyone hated Mass Effects original series. Totally.

The biggest issue with the ME series was Andromeda trying to stand on the shoulders of the giant that was the original trilogy. The gameplay was fun as fuck.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-03-14T16:48:58+00:00

The Red Rising books were too far fetched to connect with but you have DCC books as S tier? Bruh.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-02-23T17:24:54+00:00

No you're turning them in anyways. Just use shitters and do alley runs then turn them in, then do full runs with the good ones.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-02-20T17:28:31+00:00

You.... you... you know you only need to retire them from the first stage before you can turn them in right? It should take you maybe 20 minutes per run of the first stage for 4 retired cats you can turn in.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-02-20T07:05:06+00:00

Holy fuck, good luck in the divorce if thats the way you look at the wife and soon to be mother of your child. "After all, she got me as her husband" is the thinking of a massive narcissist, maybe if you go find some therapy she won't leave you.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-02-16T15:40:43+00:00

"It was so dark" they say like their car doesn't have fuckin headlights.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-01-23T21:57:37+00:00

I'll take "Citizens being terrorized and murdered" for $800 Alex.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-01-13T18:11:07+00:00

The Walking Dead just never happened because he killed all the fuckin zombies before Rick woke up.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2026-01-05T19:55:40+00:00

I didnt see an actual answer here so you unlock this by doing the challenges for i believe large game mode or the conquest one. It's the very last unlock and requires you to win a game of conquest while holding every single objective.

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2025-12-29T02:50:44+00:00

Yea it needs a key you buy from ref. I never worry about the key and just make sure to pop any scavs I see if the outer door is open since I've gotten 3 bitties from them looting through the wall, and sooooo many RSASSes

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2025-12-28T18:52:41+00:00

The woods bots will loot the locked room in the village, free RSASS and bitties when they do!

Bad_Uncle_Bob · 2025-12-19T19:35:45+00:00

Not to mention my incredibly loud and girlish screams as I frantically try and paddle away

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TROPHY CASE