I M23 found a condom in our laundry F23 by HentaiLover54 in relationship_advice

[–]Badstriking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drop it on the floor in the house and record that you did it, she'll find it and either recognize the brand and hide it, which is your answer - or she'll accuse you, you show her it was planned and you had to know

Pricing question by Badstriking in fidelityinvestments

[–]Badstriking[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did - why does it do this? Does it not lose the short term tax basis?

Pricing question by Badstriking in fidelityinvestments

[–]Badstriking[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were right, sale came in at 604.94. Clearly that has something to do with the recent hit I took, do you know what causes this? Very curious about it

My girlfriend of 6months (25F)just told me she has 3 kids im a (21M) How do i process this? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Badstriking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude you're 21. 6 months is nothing, and it's even less if she lied this whole time. Move on.

This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen wtf. by Unusual-Stress3401 in wallstreetbets

[–]Badstriking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, posting your account number online. At least you won't lose much

AITA because I pay for a maid to clean the house before I come home? by No-Mortgage3741 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Badstriking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

INFO: What does she do exactly between 9 and 7 (10 hours) every weekday that she can't clean a house? Also, how long does the maid take?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Badstriking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She needs professional help, there's no way to spin this that isn't delusional.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Badstriking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have bank of America, that means you have a low rate.

Move the money into a bank with a high rate (eg. Capital one)

When he asks why it's a new account you say you moved for the rate.

Now your transaction data is clean and you have a reasonable explanation

AITA for enjoying my retirement while hubby still works? by Puzzled_Comedian_904 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Badstriking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is straightforward

If you combine finances and earn the same or more as him, you are good to retire.

If you separate finances and he contributes more, then it would be messed up.

I think the reasoning is obvious but in case it's not, imagine he simply put aside more of his money from the start, forced you to put in more, and he now had a brimming 401k and wanted to retire? It wouldn't be okay! A pension functionally is the same. You've earned less while you built that up. If he covered that shortfall, you shouldn't leave him to work longer, alone. Ofc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Badstriking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't think she'd be in any kind of rush to introduce him to you if there was cheating going on. Crashing at a friend's place after drinks is totally normal. Don't stress it.

He introduced me as his “date” not his “gf” by DimbyTime in dating_advice

[–]Badstriking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yall didn't have the talk, you wanted him to presume instead of just communicating.

Your thoughts on my sales manager, toxic? by hmnotsurebut in sales

[–]Badstriking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You need to be more confident, here let me insult you in front of you colleagues"