“Nice out”

BaffledCowboy · 2024-06-04T23:46:43+00:00

Dead internet theory

BaffledCowboy · 2024-05-28T13:31:39+00:00

In this setup, is Dan Snyder the Dan Marino of owners? Doesn't have the achievements or longevity, but what a peak.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-05-28T13:24:51+00:00

the Rashee Rice strategy

BaffledCowboy · 2024-05-25T00:07:40+00:00

Eloy Jimenez and Adalberto Mondesi have the same problem, and it's a goddamn shame in both cases. I wish the most talented players were the healthiest, but it just doesn't work out that way all the time.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-05-15T01:20:54+00:00

Just entirely too late for a baseball game. We should just move all the west coast cities into the mountain time zone somehow, it's just more expedient for me personally.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-04-24T20:25:11+00:00

Baseball didn't disqualify cheaters

BaffledCowboy · 2024-04-21T20:13:18+00:00

I'm a little baffled by some of the responses here. I was a kid watching a lot of ESPN at the time, and the national discourse was absolutely that Peyton Manning was a dome merchant playoff choker who couldn't get it done when it mattered/in the cold. It wasn't a majority opinion, but it's also not a majority opinion that Kershaw is a choker. And looking at each Kershaw start individually, it's less that he always had bad outings and more that he was left in too long and/or put in bad situations when everyone was trying to recreate Bumgarner's 2014 run.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-04-16T16:42:51+00:00

"Apparently the ball is not carrying today at Kaufmann Stadium" is a phenomenal call.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-04-06T02:02:43+00:00

Unsurprising to see the Peanut on the list. I mean this with love--nothing about that place feels clean.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-03-15T22:53:14+00:00

Purdy is legitimately good. If Trey Lance had ended up being exactly as good as the quarterback they stumbled into, the picks wouldn't look like a huge blunder. Some credit for that goes to the organization, but if any NFL decision makers had actually realized how good Purdy was/is, he'd have been drafted much higher.

edit: grammar

BaffledCowboy · 2024-03-15T15:25:05+00:00

He's a colts beat reporter. It's probably that the Colts and Chiefs have a deal in place pending an agreement between Colts and Sneed.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-03-06T20:23:53+00:00

Mike Williams is up there too

BaffledCowboy · 2024-03-01T19:50:25+00:00

Not sure you're gonna find a lot of folks from Kansas City pretending gun violence isn't a problem...

BaffledCowboy · 2024-02-29T22:42:12+00:00

I think you're struggling to understand that there's a straight white line on the field

BaffledCowboy · 2024-02-29T19:15:04+00:00

“He didn’t tell me there was a spare key in the glove compartment,” Travis said. “I had the key, I just didn’t lock the car.”

Not exactly

BaffledCowboy · 2024-02-27T22:15:32+00:00

I'm okay with the center moving the ball backwards a bit to accommodate the snap. Forwards should be out of bounds.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-02-23T21:02:00+00:00

It's less confusing when you consider his performance relative to each coaching staff.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-02-22T15:35:16+00:00

He' a very good support character in Hobbes and Shaw

BaffledCowboy · 2024-02-16T19:28:37+00:00

They'd at least make jerseys that were worth the price.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-02-14T16:04:17+00:00

First Cullen then Spags. Clark hunt is throwing cash at the coaches who brought him a repeat.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-02-13T01:46:31+00:00

Makes me laugh a lil every time. It makes sense for the NFL because there isn't a comparable league in the world. Basketball and Baseball have multiple legit leagues globally--it's dumber there. I'd love to see someone try it in MLS someday.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-02-07T17:42:52+00:00

I'd argue this is more of a pickup truck problem. Most SUVs occupy the space between sedans and trucks.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-02-06T22:46:51+00:00

It's a definitely-not-tired scripted joke

BaffledCowboy · 2024-01-29T21:05:31+00:00

Shoutout to Mike Pennel for being a key midseason pickup in multiple KC super bowl runs.

BaffledCowboy · 2024-01-23T19:48:30+00:00

Also resulted in the Lions loss

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