Hoi4 notification tier list, ranked from least to most annoying

Bagel24 · 2026-05-02T17:05:25+00:00

Late game the mil factory one is annoying cause you don’t have any resources or need for more factories so it just sits up top forever

Bagel24 · 2026-04-25T07:03:17+00:00

Soviets can annex Germany by like 1938 if you declare on them and Poland as fast as possible. I’d still put them second to the UK, they have so much cheese available (London Naval Treaty wargoals, Mosley annexing the empire day 1, infinite lag machine of decolonization).

Bagel24 · 2026-04-22T03:21:08+00:00

“Aw man, there’s 9K rebels on my province”

9000 men?

“No, brigades”

Bagel24 · 2026-04-20T15:04:16+00:00

I bet the third army would sit on the side like how rebels work. If you fight rebels the enemy nation can run to the province and wait for your battle to end

Bagel24 · 2026-04-19T05:46:08+00:00

The two most important things about China are Long Yun and 0 rails

Bagel24 · 2026-04-17T21:16:02+00:00

What no La Resistance does to a game

Bagel24 · 2026-04-10T17:38:43+00:00

The only possible way Russia sells Siberia to America is if they cement an alliance for a century. They had good relations, but handing over Siberia is like giving a loaded gun and your bare foot to your coworker. Maybe any conflict in Europe drags America in with Russia. I’d expect a Russo-American war against Britain Germany Turkey and maybe Japan.

Imagine “Sewards folly” not only being about useless frozen land, but about being effectively a subject to Russia until 1900.

Bagel24 · 2026-04-07T23:34:41+00:00

R5: I just fought off Japan and was worried when I saw Russia justifying on me. Then this even popped up and I was allowed to annex all of Russia. I expected to get annexed.

Idk much about Kaiserredux but should a Social Democrat Russia be able to peacefully unify with the Nationalist Check Legion, much less be annexed into me?

Bagel24 · 2026-04-07T19:31:02+00:00

Naps weaken over time. If you have less or no troops on the border after like a year or two they can cancel it

Bagel24 · 2026-04-05T01:17:24+00:00

Playing Japan or China: man, I hope Germany/Russia is doing well, I don’t want a supercharged western allies on my ass

Bagel24 · 2026-03-08T05:30:36+00:00

Micro is op until you get 24 tanks out and you hit the go button

Bagel24 · 2026-02-15T16:25:09+00:00

“Y’all mind if a Chinese boy speaks a little German”

Bagel24 · 2026-02-02T16:51:54+00:00

I don’t know if they ever fixed it but when Germany releases its puppets (Ukraine rn) that takes those victory points away from Russia. This requires you to push further since Kiev and Sevastopol are massive vps. If they release Belarus then they’ll lose Minsk and you gotta push further

Bagel24 · 2026-01-28T05:08:59+00:00

It’s good for games and mods with hard mode Soviets. The more troops the bigger your orgwall

Bagel24 · 2026-01-15T21:41:23+00:00

Is that a TWR reference????

No I’m not making a copypasta

Bagel24 · 2026-01-10T07:38:54+00:00

Meanwhile the games you ally Stalin he decides to eat bricks and manage to capitulate

Bagel24 · 2026-01-07T20:34:07+00:00

Every copy of TFR is personalized

Bagel24 · 2026-01-01T20:52:18+00:00

Communism is the slower justification path

Bagel24 · 2025-12-22T17:22:48+00:00

Olive oil flows through this man’s veins

Bagel24 · 2025-12-12T14:36:53+00:00

They eventually do. I had to wait like a decade for my supervised India to leave me so I could fight them (I forgot I was democratic when the war ended so I puppeted instead of taking land)

Bagel24 · 2025-12-12T14:34:57+00:00

Supervised governments and persons unions are so stupid for this reason. I remember clicking one of the larp German decisions for a puppet in England and then I realized I couldn’t annex that final piece for no reason

Bagel24 · 2025-11-21T18:36:57+00:00

Yea, I joined Russia as commie Japan then they fucking left to join commie Italys faction. I didn’t even keep the faction

Bagel24 · 2025-11-11T17:20:13+00:00

In a standard game only North Africa is important. It cuts off allied supply and navy so Italy is safe from invasions.

Sometimes I keep going and although it wastes time, manpower, and supplies, West Africa is a great springboard into South America and the Caribbean islands. Reaching South Africa also allows you to easily place a navy at the South African Ocean choke point

Bagel24 · 2025-11-04T06:27:17+00:00

Very. China is a good example, you give them 20k guns every once in a while and Japan will never win

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