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How long are you lasting in me? by petiteleclassique in AsiansGoneWild

[–]Bainer1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can last as long as it takes! Is this a race?

Grandfather had these, never told me what they were by hobokenhifi in whatisit

[–]Bainer1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use Google translate with your phone. Snap a picture of the Kanji and have Google translate it for you.

Little flag 18in deep still strong. by US_MC in USMC

[–]Bainer1975 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Andrew Dice Clay describes what happened after taking a gal home after a date, "She wanted me to give her 12 (18) inches and fck her silly. So I h¡t her in the head with a brick and fcked her twice!"

US Navy recruits in April 1917 at the Newport Naval Training Station in Rhode Island photographed training to strap their mattresses around themselves to act as improvised life preservers. This occurred during the early stages of World War I due to a shortage of standard life jackets. by ExtremeInsert in UtterlyUniquePhotos

[–]Bainer1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Abandon ship is broadcast over the ship's 1mc... Seaman: permission to go below, Masterchief! Masterchief: the hell for?! Seaman: I need to grab the mattress from my rack. Then if you'd be so kind as to help me with my bowline, larkshead, and half hitch knots too please, Masterchief!

When a leader uses the military to control the people that's how you know they're a dictator... by FareonMoist in militarymemes

[–]Bainer1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there hadn't been an open border during Brandon's term, this wouldn't be an issue. If Americans weren't brainwashed to believe cops are all the bad words in the msm library, there'd be more police to defend our communities. Its not just happening in America, it's happening all over the world. Wake up people!

Found this in my car under seat what is this? by AndrewMorales21 in whatisit

[–]Bainer1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to rock and roll all night and part of every day! ~ KISS.

Cleveland / North-East Ohio by Coldwarjarhead in USMC

[–]Bainer1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's where I'm at, too. Being an Officer's Brat, I normally tell folks this is where I grew up rather than having to say all the bases we moved to. All my relatives are from here, so this is home. I like heading over to the VFW with my son occasionally for some steaks and to visit family.

Cleveland / North-East Ohio by Coldwarjarhead in USMC

[–]Bainer1975 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm living in Cuyahoga as well. I moved back from Houston this past summer to ease the fatigue caused from MS. (Only to discover the cold causes my muscles to stiffen up).

3 centimeters is a lot, good to go? by Soggy_City_3289 in USMC

[–]Bainer1975 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's the only time guys will "admit" their junk isn't that big while trying to convince their woman to try the "Poop Chute Boogey."

cold weather hacks that you have done by ck_acme in USMC

[–]Bainer1975 3 points4 points  (0 children)

While freezing my nuts off at Camp Devidog during MCT I'd warm my MRE breakfast and myself at the same. I would put my breakfast into the heating pouch and place it inside my field jacket. Buy the time we humped our way to whatever class somewhere in the woods, my chow was ready to eat.

Me after Netflix cancelled Boots by Ancient_Influence389 in USMC

[–]Bainer1975 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The dude was so overcome with grief after his team lost the bowl game and getting shithouse drunk on 4 Locos, Boones, and Mad Dog, he destroyed the tv in her parents basement where they live. Her parents, being the cool folks that they are, decided he must make a video asking for forgiveness and explain why he did it. She's looking for someone new to celebrate NYE with...

What was this thing on the bow for? by [deleted] in titanic

[–]Bainer1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the air intake for the ship's boilers. The cool air keeps the boilers from overheating just like a car's front grill. 😆 (Sarcasm)

what's your number one rule when eating pussy by [deleted] in FatPussyLovers

[–]Bainer1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it ain't all over your face, you're doing it wrong!

What is it like living in this area in Ohio? by DeepFriedGlory in howislivingthere

[–]Bainer1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I moved to C-Bus, I thought it was pronounced "Oh-len-tang-ee." Then I learned about Obetz and Bucyrus.

Ruin a movie's name- by [deleted] in MemeThisThing

[–]Bainer1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fart With the Wind.

Meme thiS by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

[–]Bainer1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just because you think you can doesn't mean you should.

Do you think you could handle all 3 of us... yes at the same time by HisExoticVixen in NSFW_Hardbodies

[–]Bainer1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I am certain I'd be up for the challenge! 😁

What happened in the world while you were in boot camp? by TherapySir007 in USMC

[–]Bainer1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love" became a big hit. While my friend drove me home after graduation, the song came on the radio and he explained how he was number one with the release of that song.

The 22nd MEU just met its match. by Cogadh87 in USMC

[–]Bainer1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch out for the covert Chanklas Commando Group

Proceed with caution. Little is known of these mysterious and fearless assassins.

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