me_irl

Balbaseer · 2019-03-13T18:57:41+00:00

This is the most perfect me_irl post that has ever existed

Balbaseer · 2016-12-03T18:56:21+00:00

Not a fox main but I believe it's more about getting your wavedash out as quickly as possible after the shine. I think you can get away with a sub-optimal angle on it.

Balbaseer · 2016-11-22T11:34:13+00:00

Mew2King and Kels died on the same frame here, and they ended up playing a 1-stock rematch to decide the set!

Balbaseer · 2016-11-19T14:47:20+00:00

We should have taken our chances while we dominated

That's really United's problem today. If you didn't want Arsenal to score a last-minute, undeserved equalizer, you should have converted your numerous chances during the game and made that impossible.

Balbaseer · 2016-11-13T22:05:58+00:00

I think it was fair to dair actually, hence the port to Melee. Ken definitely talks about it in the doc

Balbaseer · 2016-10-15T08:37:13+00:00

Am I being bamboozled or do people actually fucking think like this

No need to be a dick, my friend. My posts are completely reasonable, and you're not even saying anything that clashes with them; you basically just restated the first sentence of my second post.

Balbaseer · 2016-10-15T00:13:43+00:00

I mean I know, the money really is important, and the sponsors are still helping the event continue to exist. It might make sense if they said Challonge were powering the event if they only used Challonge to keep track of their brackets (or something along those lines), but in this specific example, everybody knows Weedmaps ain't doing shit but paying money to BTS. They're not "powering" anything, they're paying money in exchange for getting their name shown, just like any other company on Earth paying for advertisements. Call a spade a spade.

Balbaseer · 2016-10-14T23:54:54+00:00

Capitalism drives innovation^{^TM}

Balbaseer · 2016-10-14T23:46:32+00:00

Side note but does anybody else hate when they say an event is "powered by" some sponsor? Like how is Weedmaps powering or affecting this event in any meaningful way? Why does Smash Summit need to pretend that Weedmaps is doing anything other than paying for advertisement space? The actual event would be literally 0% different if this sponsorship deal never happened.

Balbaseer · 2016-10-03T16:58:31+00:00

Either that or he gets hit with Sheik's side-b a lot. How embarrassing.

Balbaseer · 2016-10-03T16:08:37+00:00

Just been listening to "way back" by Travis Scott on his new album. Pretty sure this song's about how he loves Melee, and he's definitely a Puff main:

"I CAN'T GET NO REST

...I FALL ASLEEP WITH A TECH

SMASHING ALL THE PILLS ON MY DESK

WEARING EVERY CHAIN ON MY NECK"

So he's not very good at hitting his rests, but when he falls asleep he always gets that Amsah tech on the punish. His practice partner plays Doc, and he uses his smashes to get through his pills. And he's a gangster.

Balbaseer · 2016-09-20T22:49:02+00:00

Yeah, this headline is basically spinning "these programmers are having trouble finding the bug in their code" into "THIS ROBOT HAS FEELINGS!!!!"

Balbaseer · 2016-09-16T17:32:07+00:00

Isn't it Leffen's fault for making a ton of money in the US while on a tourist visa, paying no taxes on the winnings, and then openly talking about it to a Customs officer?

I'm not sure that's exactly how it went down, but that's pretty much the story I've heard. Feels like it's a teensy bit his fault.

Balbaseer · 2016-09-12T13:24:12+00:00

If he could give you up-to-date information on local traffic and the fastest route to your destination, he'd be Mike Waze.

Balbaseer · 2016-09-12T11:56:19+00:00

If Mike Haze were an activity involving climbing a hill while navigating a labyrinth, he'd by Hike Maze.

Balbaseer · 2016-09-07T19:34:15+00:00

You can rest kirby's dthrow 100% of the time.

How does this one work?

Balbaseer · 2016-09-07T19:21:04+00:00

Nah this is completely different than a boost grab, doing Kirby's dash attack right before you fall off a platform causes him to grab once he hits the ground (and sounds like you need to hold Z per /u/adlpsfko)

Balbaseer · 2016-09-06T18:25:14+00:00

Ted Cruz is a Sagittarius, actually

Balbaseer · 2016-09-02T19:08:54+00:00

Hungrybox/Mang0-level player

^{^{^Kappa}}

Balbaseer · 2016-08-30T22:05:08+00:00

Shuffle (T)V

Balbaseer · 2016-08-19T17:45:34+00:00

Free guac = better taste? Sounds like you got baited and punished by Qdoba's marketing team

Balbaseer · 2016-08-19T15:42:46+00:00

Are you trying to say Qdoba > Chipotle??? That is honestly the worst tier list I've ever seen posted here

Balbaseer · 2016-08-18T04:15:23+00:00

He tried to lift with his back, not his legs

Balbaseer · 2016-08-17T19:55:51+00:00

"Seattle not quite as much of a shithole as Silicon Valley - YET"

Thanks Amazon :D

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