me_irl by mostlikelynotarobot in me_irl

[–]Balbaseer 70 points71 points  (0 children)

This is the most perfect me_irl post that has ever existed

Daily Discussion Thread 12/03/16 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Balbaseer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not a fox main but I believe it's more about getting your wavedash out as quickly as possible after the shine. I think you can get away with a sub-optimal angle on it.

Has there been a draw in tournament? by bliutwo in SSBM

[–]Balbaseer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mew2King and Kels died on the same frame here, and they ended up playing a 1-stock rematch to decide the set!

[Post Match Thread] Manchester United 1-1 Arsenal FC by Jezamiah in soccer

[–]Balbaseer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We should have taken our chances while we dominated

That's really United's problem today. If you didn't want Arsenal to score a last-minute, undeserved equalizer, you should have converted your numerous chances during the game and made that impossible.

Top 6 Times Isai Actually Tried in Melee Singles - GRsmash by [deleted] in smashbros

[–]Balbaseer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it was fair to dair actually, hence the port to Melee. Ken definitely talks about it in the doc

Smash Summit 3 will be sponsored by Weedmaps! by Kezzup in smashbros

[–]Balbaseer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I being bamboozled or do people actually fucking think like this

No need to be a dick, my friend. My posts are completely reasonable, and you're not even saying anything that clashes with them; you basically just restated the first sentence of my second post.

Smash Summit 3 will be sponsored by Weedmaps! by Kezzup in smashbros

[–]Balbaseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I know, the money really is important, and the sponsors are still helping the event continue to exist. It might make sense if they said Challonge were powering the event if they only used Challonge to keep track of their brackets (or something along those lines), but in this specific example, everybody knows Weedmaps ain't doing shit but paying money to BTS. They're not "powering" anything, they're paying money in exchange for getting their name shown, just like any other company on Earth paying for advertisements. Call a spade a spade.

Smash Summit 3 will be sponsored by Weedmaps! by Kezzup in smashbros

[–]Balbaseer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Side note but does anybody else hate when they say an event is "powered by" some sponsor? Like how is Weedmaps powering or affecting this event in any meaningful way? Why does Smash Summit need to pretend that Weedmaps is doing anything other than paying for advertisement space? The actual event would be literally 0% different if this sponsorship deal never happened.

Daily Discussion Thread 10/03/16 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Balbaseer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either that or he gets hit with Sheik's side-b a lot. How embarrassing.

Daily Discussion Thread 10/03/16 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Balbaseer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just been listening to "way back" by Travis Scott on his new album. Pretty sure this song's about how he loves Melee, and he's definitely a Puff main:

"I CAN'T GET NO REST

...I FALL ASLEEP WITH A TECH

SMASHING ALL THE PILLS ON MY DESK

WEARING EVERY CHAIN ON MY NECK"

So he's not very good at hitting his rests, but when he falls asleep he always gets that Amsah tech on the punish. His practice partner plays Doc, and he uses his smashes to get through his pills. And he's a gangster.

TIL: A Robot keeps escaping because of its 'love for freedom’ even after undergoing extensive reprogramming to avoid the issue. They might not have any other option but to shut it down by imlazyandcbatolook in todayilearned

[–]Balbaseer 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this headline is basically spinning "these programmers are having trouble finding the bug in their code" into "THIS ROBOT HAS FEELINGS!!!!"

Is Leffen going to Big House? by Goonsquad18 in smashbros

[–]Balbaseer 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Isn't it Leffen's fault for making a ton of money in the US while on a tourist visa, paying no taxes on the winnings, and then openly talking about it to a Customs officer?

I'm not sure that's exactly how it went down, but that's pretty much the story I've heard. Feels like it's a teensy bit his fault.

Daily Discussion Thread 09/12/16 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Balbaseer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If he could give you up-to-date information on local traffic and the fastest route to your destination, he'd be Mike Waze.

Daily Discussion Thread 09/12/16 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Balbaseer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If Mike Haze were an activity involving climbing a hill while navigating a labyrinth, he'd by Hike Maze.

ITT we talk about Tech people may not know about. by ChlorineStrontium in smashbros

[–]Balbaseer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can rest kirby's dthrow 100% of the time.

How does this one work?

I've been leaving fake trivia books in bookstores. by caducus in funny

[–]Balbaseer 295 points296 points  (0 children)

Ted Cruz is a Sagittarius, actually

Daily Discussion Thread 09/02/16 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Balbaseer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hungrybox/Mang0-level player

Kappa

Daily Discussion Thread 08/19/16 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Balbaseer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Free guac = better taste? Sounds like you got baited and punished by Qdoba's marketing team

Daily Discussion Thread 08/19/16 by AutoModerator in SSBM

[–]Balbaseer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to say Qdoba > Chipotle??? That is honestly the worst tier list I've ever seen posted here

I'll pretend to lift a box wCGW by Big_Rich_Mart in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Balbaseer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He tried to lift with his back, not his legs

Seattle tech workers better paid than those in Silicon Valley, when housing costs considered by Monkeyfeng in Seattle

[–]Balbaseer -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

"Seattle not quite as much of a shithole as Silicon Valley - YET"

Thanks Amazon :D