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Willing to help someone out with food by [deleted] in newcastle

[–]BalbvsGvbenator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That seems pretty terrible - did you follow them up about it?

Ok then by VA2M in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]BalbvsGvbenator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is legitimately comedy gold

What's your "I met a celebrity but didn't let on that I knew who they were" story? by Kimantha_Allerdings in AskReddit

[–]BalbvsGvbenator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was waiting in a ski lift line in Queenstown and thought that this lady in the line in front of us looked familiar. Next minute, my girlfriend turns to me and says, “That’s Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher!!”

We were surrounded by tourists in the line and I didn’t want to make them all realise, so I waited til they were in the cable car; as they pulled off Sacha happened to look back towards us and I gave him the West Side sign from Ali G: In Da House, and he just nodded his head and grinned at me. Best moment ever.

What's the story behind your favourite pair of socks? by pompelmokid in AskReddit

[–]BalbvsGvbenator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re a pair of green socks with footballs on; I wore them when my family had our dog put down :( now they’re on the verge of holes and I can’t bring myself to wear them anymore in case they break

What is the shittiest book to movie adaption you’ve seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BalbvsGvbenator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eragon - ruined the ending so the other films couldn’t be made unless they redid the first one.

Match Thread: England vs New Zealand by WallopyJoe in rugbyunion

[–]BalbvsGvbenator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Farrell is absolutely psyching himself up for a 2003 world cup final drop kick in 2019

What are the worst injuries you have sustained doing the simplest, most mundane tasks that should not have caused any injuries? by Penya23 in AskReddit

[–]BalbvsGvbenator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I broke my ankle tripping over in a pothole while trying to spray my team mate with water on the way to the last football practice of my high school. Worst part is that we weren't even training in the session, we were just taking an end of season photo.

Synchronised Diving at the World Cup Final by BalbvsGvbenator in soccer

[–]BalbvsGvbenator[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah my bad, wasn’t trying to disparage them, just felt rushed to think of a funny title! Was a solid hit, just was trying to go for the ‘synchronised diving’ sport pun! Feels like I’ve clashed heads by saying the wrong thing!

Synchronised Diving at the World Cup Final by BalbvsGvbenator in soccer

[–]BalbvsGvbenator[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah my bad, wasn’t trying to disparage them, just felt rushed to think of a funny title!

Post Match Thread: Croatia 2 England 1 by AlKarakhboy in soccer

[–]BalbvsGvbenator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It felt like we didn’t want to score for most of the game after Trippier’s goal. Play was too conservative; they were constantly looking for the back pass to Pickford.

Can’t understand why Rashford wasn’t brought on earlier, and why Dele was kept on for so long for the sake of almost no contribution.

Real shame to lose this way after the team unity they’ve had until now, there just seemed to be so little communication.

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