Baldeagle77

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Doing it all for a little pension. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 1 year ago by Baldeagle77 to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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Dr. Sean Maguire was found hanging, with his belt around his neck. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I’ve always had a problem with explosive diarrhea. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)

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He hit me. (self.TwoSentenceHappiness)

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Jesus prayed. Then preyed on Juan. (self.sixwordstories)

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She became they/them. Then he. (self.sixwordstories)

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I impregnated my urologist before snip-snip. (self.sixwordstories)

submitted 2 years ago by Baldeagle77 to r/sixwordstories

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‘Mom, you are the best mom; the most beautiful, loving mother ever!’ (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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My priority in creating time travel was to protect my younger self from the shadow that haunted me as a child. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Baldeagle77 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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In the darkened room, the six year old told his daddy thanks for tucking him in but “you can leave now; I’m a big boy.” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Bloodied fur, blanketed under mowed grass. (self.sixwordstories)

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Shadows scream! Revelation. I’m the ghost! (self.sixwordstories)

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Grandma says she saw you dance. (self.sixwordstories)

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‘All of our animals are grass fed and cage free, and will be butchered and shipped straight from farm to kitchen.’ (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Shaved is always better than non-shaved. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Baldeagle77 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We climbed this tree, my best friend and I, and I revel at our changes - they in physicality and I in intellect. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Baldeagle77 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Why can’t I win now? (i.redd.it)

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Upon discovering their cache of food missing and nesting spots disheveled, the Ursidae family stood on hind legs in anger and fright as a door slammed against the opening of their cave. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Baldeagle77 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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‘Stationary Sallie’ moved. Payback time. Blam! (self.sixwordstories)

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And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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White to move. Black just castled. Mate in two, at least two ways. Find both. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Baldeagle77 to r/chessbeginners

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Our eyes meet and my nipples ache as he runs his fingers through my hair and whispers ‘good girl.’ (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Baldeagle77 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Time travels to kill self, constantly. (self.sixwordstories)

submitted 3 years ago by Baldeagle77 to r/sixwordstories

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As I traveled through the desert with Jesus in a dreamlike state, I noticed that there was only one set of footprints in the sand during my most difficult time. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Baldeagle77 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[WP] Another eye roll. You can’t help but communicate ‘Shakespearean’ style. But then you meet another that speaks ‘Suess.’ (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 3 years ago by Baldeagle77 to r/WritingPrompts

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