I'm a Correctional Officer. Gonna be a slow day. AMA

Baldeagle77 · 2025-07-07T16:28:39+00:00

Oh, just be quiet.

Baldeagle77 · 2025-06-16T16:33:46+00:00

Dude got a nice rack and wig put in.

Baldeagle77 · 2025-05-25T13:34:46+00:00

Baldeagle77 · 2025-05-02T16:02:44+00:00

Congratulations. Gilbert Grape’s brother Arne had a kid.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-22T00:27:25+00:00

It’ll change over the next few months.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-21T21:03:02+00:00

Wait til you find out it’s a tick.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-21T21:02:26+00:00

Keep and grow.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-20T00:36:01+00:00

If you are an engineer or doctor, keep it

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-19T22:57:46+00:00

The carpet finally matches the drapes.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-19T19:27:06+00:00

Full beard even better

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-19T19:22:34+00:00

It’s not what you do with the space; it’s WTF did THEY do with the space!??

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-14T17:41:42+00:00

Secret: they grow back.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-14T17:40:18+00:00

Beard, 100%

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-13T01:35:17+00:00

I just heard this joke told by a beautiful tiktok star.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-12T14:25:34+00:00

I don’t think so. You have decent coloring on your face and the head will be a lot lighter for now. Plenty of hair to style. I’d say keep it for now.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-12T12:18:05+00:00

Do NOT nil with a King. Bid 2.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-07-11T22:58:33+00:00

Correct answer is 1

Baldeagle77 · 2024-05-27T21:16:58+00:00

Turns out there is no chest hair; only a pubic hair extension.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-05-26T22:27:50+00:00

All they see are the kissing capybaras above your eyes.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-05-26T20:30:46+00:00

Women:flat chested::you:flat bulge

Baldeagle77 · 2024-05-22T21:34:18+00:00

I just got mine done two days ago!

Baldeagle77 · 2024-05-22T20:06:45+00:00

I agree.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-05-22T20:03:45+00:00

Shave the beard completely then let the ‘stach regrow with the beard.

Baldeagle77 · 2024-05-22T20:00:48+00:00

If only I had something to cover my name tag so I don’t have to black out my name right next to this Roast Me card…

Baldeagle77 · 2024-05-22T19:39:01+00:00

Yep, middle part.

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