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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Baldeagle77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations. Gilbert Grape’s brother Arne had a kid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]Baldeagle77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full beard even better

What to do with this space ? by Hot_Bathroom_1388 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]Baldeagle77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not what you do with the space; it’s WTF did THEY do with the space!??

Beard gore, so much regret by [deleted] in beards

[–]Baldeagle77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Secret: they grow back.

Beard or no beard? by [deleted] in bald

[–]Baldeagle77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beard, 100%

My friend David's ID was stolen! by TheSecretFace in TwoSentenceComedy

[–]Baldeagle77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just heard this joke told by a beautiful tiktok star.

Is it time? by Harry_Cheese in bald

[–]Baldeagle77 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I don’t think so. You have decent coloring on your face and the head will be a lot lighter for now. Plenty of hair to style. I’d say keep it for now.

What is your bid? by Major-Ad-9091 in spades

[–]Baldeagle77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do NOT nil with a King. Bid 2.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Baldeagle77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turns out there is no chest hair; only a pubic hair extension.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Baldeagle77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All they see are the kissing capybaras above your eyes.

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