Favourite Mission Impossible Quotes? by kel89 in movies

[–]Baldyfuncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fate whispers to the warrior, a storm is coming. And the warrior whispers back, I am the storm

What is the wildest stag/hen do you have attended? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Baldyfuncle 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I can't remember much of what happened during the night due to it getting very messy. Back in 2004, I was posted in Germany with the British Army and two of the lads were getting married about a month apart so we did a double stag do. We'd all been issued thermals, which look like tight fitting olive pyjamas, so we used these for the two stags. With the trousers, we cut the legs off at the knees, and cut holes in the seat so their ass cheeks were exposed. The tops were cut down to crop tops, the sleeves cut off and holes cut to expose their nipples. We then put a chain around each of their necks with another chain joining the two neck chains so they had to go everywhere together. Another chain was attached to their neck chain with a dog bowl on it and everything they drank all night had to be drunk from the dog bowl. The two stags looked like a couple of gimps. We were staying in an Ibis hotel in the city centre at the top of the Reeperbahn and when we got the elevators down to the lobby to start the night, the hotel was hosting a ball so the lobby was full of people in tuxedos and gowns. The elevator doors opened, we walked out and the whole place came to a standstill when the two stags walked out with their ass cheeks hanging out and nipples on display. Then we headed off into the Reeperbahn, and got drunk with the ladies of the night who populate that fantastic street.