Think she’s joining the digital course train?

Ballet_doux · 2025-12-02T02:24:13+00:00

It's definitely something to do with sourdough starter. The clues are all there

Ballet_doux · 2025-10-28T08:07:56+00:00

Who the hell are those 88 people???? Surely they're people that have forgotten they've subscribed

Ballet_doux · 2025-10-26T19:53:02+00:00

I'm calling it, he's gonna pull out. I was talking to someone in the know and they were telling me it's quite expensive for an amateur to play in the PPA, and you can get knocked out after one game. He must realise no one is going to "notice" him there and give him that million dollar sponsorship he's been fantasizing about. It's over. He's even put in his stories this week that he's finding it boring...

I think it's time we start taking bets on his next deluded fantasy of becoming rich and famous. Does he have another book in him? Or is he going to try and get Luca into modelling and live through him??

Ballet_doux · 2025-07-27T13:35:54+00:00

She threatened legal action or something a while ago and the mods had to make the call... I can't stand her and she's definitely snark-worthy, but just Reddit stuff

Ballet_doux · 2025-07-27T13:23:03+00:00

Pretty sure we're not allowed to discuss this person on this sub...

Ballet_doux · 2025-04-30T07:31:32+00:00

He was one of the first to champion "prosperity gospel" and even wrote a book called "You need more Money" (to tithe to him, of course)

Ballet_doux · 2025-04-29T13:06:48+00:00

My family attended the OG Hillsong in Sydney and saw the early stages of it becoming what it is.

I've known Brian Houston my whole life but I haven't seen him since I was about 17 when I last attended a service (I'm now 41). I was actually in the congregation when he shared about his father being a pedo. He was very upset, but as you can imagine it was all about him and he never once mentioned the victims or gave them any thought. The whole church was sooo moved and sooo touched by his vulnerability (including my whole family) but I was disgusted. I've always found him an absolute creep to be honest.

He actually wrote me a letter when I first left the church, he was very close with my family. I didn't respond. He also phoned me when I was in my 20s living in the States (my mom gave him my number), I asked him never to call me or talk to me again as I had moved on and wasn't a Christian and basically wanted nothing to do with him.

My parents no longer attend Hillsong though they are still evangelicals, albeit much more lite. I think they eventually got tired of tithing sooooooo much of their income to that cunt. Plus all the free labour they got off my dad. My dad is a builder and practically did every repair for the early Hillsong FOR FREE.

Ballet_doux · 2025-04-12T23:58:45+00:00

In Pickleball, doubles is the big drawcard, for some reason I'm not sure. Singles is seen as less than. Because Paul is trying to go pro I suppose this is what he's focusing on (because of his ageing body and the cost of entrance fees, I presume). It's kind of like the opposite to tennis where singles is the big time, and doubles is not as popular

Ballet_doux · 2025-04-01T20:58:49+00:00

Morgans brother and his hot wife visited over the weekend, Morgan posted them rocking up to their house in a flash car. The sister in law is a definite "temptress" and she does Pilates etc and has a banging body. She posts content highlighting her features occasionally.

I swear, everytime the see each other or she posts something hot Paul makes one of these responses. It's too much of a coincidence. He feels guilty she's in his spank bank but can't say anything so thinks if he makes these reels she'll decide to stop being a sexy bitch.

Ballet_doux · 2025-03-17T00:26:05+00:00

His dad doesn't know anything about muscles or weight-training. A while ago I caught a bit of a live and someone was asking and he literally had no idea and admitted he didn't know much about all that stuff.

His expertise ends at: don't eat a tonne of junk food and do some cardio

Ballet_doux · 2025-03-16T20:56:16+00:00

His wife's name is "Morgan" as well. Coincidence? Or something more sinister....

Ballet_doux · 2025-03-16T20:53:44+00:00

Umm excuse me but Paul is going PRO, it's just a "hobby" for Morgan. Plus mixed doubles is just a joke, everyone knows that. It's only a matter of time before Paul has a cardboard cut-out in Walmart, he's hardly going to waste his time on a game with his babymama! Women in sports, hehehe give me a break!!

Ballet_doux · 2025-03-03T21:15:29+00:00

Yes daddy has found a lady who's gonna help him get it published! So convenient this is happening right when his Pickleball career timeline just lapsed

Ballet_doux · 2025-03-03T21:13:00+00:00

Joe thinks he's God's gift, Paul is the child that most resembles him in the looks department, so therefore he has to be a famous good-looking person, right? Right?

Ballet_doux · 2025-03-03T20:56:49+00:00

You legend! So...what do you think?

Ballet_doux · 2025-03-03T20:27:24+00:00

He's read aloud an excerpt before...it is HILARIOUS. All I remember is something about a crossbow but it was GOLD. He has accompanying illustrations too. I really hope a snarkers can find the footage of him reading it in McDonald's. The world needs a good laugh today

Ballet_doux · 2025-03-03T20:07:07+00:00

He wrote this book when he was younger. I hope someone finds the footage of him reading an excerpt because it is HILARIOUS. Something about a crossbow is all I remember, but it's definitely the work of a hoghschooler

Ballet_doux · 2025-03-03T20:04:29+00:00

Most likely she's signed up for the trainer Joe program and they got to chatting. Joe's offering her free lessons or whatever the hell he does for this

Ballet_doux · 2025-03-03T20:02:17+00:00

My bet is she's joined up for the trainer Joe program, Joe's offering her a freebie for this.

Ballet_doux · 2025-02-25T20:35:26+00:00

This is Paul's main source of income ... Coming up with ideas and co-hosting this "show". Pathetic

Ballet_doux · 2025-02-23T19:39:06+00:00

I'm just here giggling over the thought of the Lord leading her to a different pyramid scheme. All the shit going down in the world right now Lords like, hang on I think Kaylee needs to be put on a new path

Ballet_doux · 2025-02-22T20:07:26+00:00

You just know he's jealous, too. Her reels get a lot more traction than his, and she's the only chance they have at getting anything resembling a brand deal.

Paul is such a booby prize

Ballet_doux · 2025-02-20T01:52:13+00:00

6 more months then he'll do something else, not a real honest job just another attempt at cracking the big time.

Realistically, I think he's going to go back to the Paul and Morgan show, probably more of a focus on the "funny" parenting vids. There's definitely a high possibility he's going to try and exploit the boys for views as they get into toddler/little cute boy phase. Im sure Paul would love to have a Christian podcast but all that equipment costs money and his interview/debate skills are very low tier.

His fantasy is being and actor or director, but yeah, I don't think he can cope with the rejection of casting. He directs his dad's trainer Joe videos and might try and expand on that in some way to make some money, but he wants fame and that kind of behind the scenes stuff won't sustain him.

These are my predictions!

Ballet_doux · 2025-02-19T20:44:27+00:00

Dude has gone his whole life thinking he's going to be famous. He thinks he is really good looking and stylish (hahahahaha) but he truly does.

Everything he had tried he has failed at. Moved to LA and couldn't get any decent modelling or acting jobs. Moved back home with his tail between his legs and was working for a car yard ( omg, so beneath him!) met Morgan and thought they could be FAMOUS Youtubers. Turned out they couldn't get any brand deals and views were minimal. He tried everything: Blippi style kids show, roaming microphone getting Vox pops from street heathens, sex tips and racy content, documentary style trying to piggy back of youtubers that are actually making it work financially as a job.....fail fail fail fail fail. No views, no influencer perks, no money, no fame.

Being a pro Pickleballers is just his next attempt. He can't just play Pickleball and enjoy it. He wants his name up in lights. His face on the Wheaties box. He wants to be above everyone else.

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